Ooooooooohhhhh, so how do we like the fic? I know that leaving Yugi like that isn't very nice....*cries* poor Yugi! But don't worry, he'll be okay! Yay!! Oh, sorry about the Rex age mistake. Let's just hope that my next victim isn't the same age as well. Besides, Rex is the same height as Yugi, so I thought he was the same age! Well, I'll just shut up and let you read the next chapter!! Ta ta!

The next day, Joey Tristan and Tea sat outside and waited for Yugi. He didn't arrive. The bell rang as they sadly walked to class. Still, no Yugi. At the fifteen minute break, they saw a familiar figure with his head down on his desk.

"Yugi!" Tea, Tristan and Joey exclaimed as they ran over to him. When he didn't look up, the smiles faded from their faces and caused Joey to ask, "Dude, are you okay?" He didn't answer.

"Yugi?" Tea asked quietly, "Are you hiding something?"

"No," a muffled reply came from the motionless figure at the desk.

"Yugi, something's wrong. You can tell us, we're your best friends," Tristan said.

"Well, last night I met up with Rex in the park, and...... Well....." Yugi looked up. They drew a sharp gasp at the sight. Yugi's eyes had huge shiners around them, a few dark bruises on his cheeks and a split lip.

"My God, Yugi, what happened?" Tea asked softly.

"I don't know. One minute I was walking home, the next I was at Grandpa's," Yugi left off with a small whimper of pain. His lip was hurting as it got pulled when he spoke.

"Oh Yugi," Tea sighed softly.

"I'm gonna beat that creep up! He is SOOO DEAD!!!" Joey bounded to his feet, knocking a chair over as he did. "He he..... oops....."

"I'm with Joey!" Tristan snarled.

"No! Guys, the spirit helped me. He scared Rex off, but I don't know how," Yugi said quietly, knowing that if anyone else heard him speak of another voice in his head, they would think he was insane.

"Well, are you all right, Yug?" Joey asked.

"I hope so. Grandpa took me to the hospital and they said that I should be okay, but if I get dizzy or anything like that, I should call them. I'm gonna look like this for few days, or weeks, though." Yugi sighed.

They were interrupted as the bell rang. At lunch, Joey held up a paper. "You know what I found out?"

"Your an alien that was too stupid to fly to Uranus, got lost and ended up bothering all intelligent life on earth?" Tristan said lazily.

"Well, that would rule you out," Tea said, smiling.

"Shut up!" Tristan said with no force.

"Will you idiots stop listening to that big idiot and listen to me?!" Joey snapped.

"No," came the reply of the other three.

"Grrrr, any ways, before Mr. Stupid-" Joey shot a glare at Tristan, "interrupted me, I have some big news. This paper interacts with all the other schools in Domino. Everyone reads this! Also, it goes to the community centre as well, actually, all school newspapers go there too, so EVERYONE in Domino knows about this column!"

"No way!" Tristan blew out his breathe, shocked.

"Whoa, wait a minute. EVERYONE?" Tea asked excitedly.

"Yep, everyone!" Tristan confirmed. "Unless Joey's totally lost it," he pointed his fork at Joey.

"Point that fork somewhere else," Joey growled as he flipped through the paper. "Here we go. Weevil Underwood, this time...."

"Weevil is a sneaky little runt. He loves to cheat, brag about it, then wonders why no one likes him. Oh, poor Weevil. Please, spare me the reasons as to why you are a sneaky, lying, cheating little runt and why people should learn to like you. Here are some interesting facts. Did you know that he stole the rules to the Duellist Kingdom? What a loser. The embarrassing part is he lost in the very first duel he entered. GET A LIFE FREAK!!!!! Another interesting thing, the cards a duellist keeps are a reflection on his personality. And what type of cards does our little weevil have? he is a bug specialist. What does that say? Only that he's soooo low, the only thing that can be compared to him is the lowly weevil. But, that would be insulting to the bug, but what do you know? He's already named after it!! Plus, you know how much everyone likes weevils. my advice is to crawl back under the rotten log you came from, you'll do the world a huge favour! Oh, and you may want to change your outfit. Green doesn't look so good; try mud brown!"


"I'm dying to know who writes this!" Joey exclaimed.

"They rock!" Tea said.

"Even Yugi managed a smile and a laugh at the article. But he couldn't help thinking, no one else knew about the Duellist Kingdom's rules. It had to be- He was jarred out of his thoughts by Joey jabbing him in ribs.

"Yug! Yug! YUGI!!!" Joey yelled in Yugi's ear.

"What the hell do you want?!" Yugi screamed.

"Whoa, no need to yell. I was just wondering, are you gonna eat that?" Joey gestured at the uneaten plate of food.

"No, I'm not hungry. You have it," Yugi pushed the plate to Joey, who started shovelling food into his mouth with a fork like a gardener shovelling dirt out of a hole.

"How rude," Tea reprimanded him. "What about "thank you," Joey?"

"Thankssshhhhhh," Joey mumbled through a mouthful of food.

The bell rang. Joey shovelled food into his mouth, faster than ever, caused him to choke, have Tristan, Tea and Yugi freak out and whack him on the back, then continue eating.

Meanwhile........

"I play Basic Insect in attack mode! And, I'll power him up by adding Laser Cannon! Now, ATTACK!!" a blue-haired, gold glasses wearing duellist yelled. Any guesses who?

"Weevil Underwood, can you come down from there?" A man in a black suit stood tapping his foot on the ground.

"Can't you see I'm busy? Get lost!" Weevil snapped.

"I'm afraid this can't wait. We found from an anonymous source that you stole the rules from the Duellist Kingdom. You will be punished accordingly."

"Get lost! I'm BUSY!!!"

"Hahahaha!! Weevil! Your insect is destroyed! You lose!" Weevil's opponent crowed triumphantly.

"NO! How could this happen?!!" He turned his attention on the stranger. "This is all YOUR fault!! I'll get you!! How dare you interrupt me?!! Wait! What are you doing?! Put me DOWN!!'

A swift order from the strange man had Weevil roughly picked up and half dragged, half carried away to his fate, caused by his own doing.

Well, what do you think? How was it? I hope that the idea of newspapers interacting with others isn't too stupid, but I needed to explain how some people found out about the column. Any ways, I need ideas on who to write an article about next. Well, actually, I have two people picked out already, but after that......... ^ ^ So input is always welcome!!! Until next chapter!! Buh Bye!!!