Warning: This chapter has the article about Seto Kaiba. It contains bashing, but it's just this chapter. I honestly don't believe what I wrote, but I needed to have the article SOMETIME!! So, just thought I'd warn ya.......

Now presenting chapter Six!!

The next day, Yugi and friends sat in class. The lesson was boring, as usual. Joey kept crossing his eyes and sticking his tongue out at Kaiba, when their teacher, and Joey's target wasn't looking. He would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling teacher.

"Mr Wheeler, is there something wrong?" he asked, just as Joey turned to face Kaiba. Turning red, Joey stammered, "No sir."

"Just because you may find Mr Kaiba irresistible, doesn't mean you can keep staring at him like that. Please keep your hopelessly tangled love life out of this classroom. And why are your eyes still crossed, Mr Wheeler?"

"Um, give me a minute to think about it," Joey said, turning red as the rest of the class laughed at the insult, hoping he would drop it.

"We're still waiting, Mr Wheeler," the teacher said after ten minutes went by.

"Ooh, toughie." Joey put on a mock thinking pose and rubbed his chin.

"If you can't give me a reasonable explanation in ten seconds, you will be asked to cross your eyes all you want in the hall."

"Um, I see better when I cross my eyes and sticking out my tongue helps me hear better. Too bad if it's distracting, just don't look at me!"

The teacher glared down at him. "Out?" he asked meekly. A cold nod was his only answer. Muttering something about bossy teachers who don't get anything, Joey slunk out the door. The whole class reopened their books and prepared to sink back into their isolated, pit of boredom. But not Joey. He continued to stand and make faces through the window at the teacher with no sense of humor. And at Kaiba, he just seemed to ruin everything.

At lunch, the group sat at their regular table and flipped through the newspaper. "Track meet, assembly, like they don't tell us enough all ready, band practice...... Here it is!" Joey took one look and broke down laughing. "Your gonna love this one Tea!" he wheezed. Yugi and Tristan stared at him. Joey took two deep breathes, crossed his eyes and read;

"Seto Kaiba: Loner or Loser?

Well as you all know, Seto Kaiba fit's into those categories quite well. He sits in a corner all by himself to eat lunch. Notice how he never talks to people? I mean, machines don't count! But, if you hang around with him for too long, you'll end up just like him! Does the world really need another Seto Kaiba?

Oh yes. Kaiba's head is stuck so far up his butt, he can't, in anyway, improve his social life. But, if he were to pull it out, he would die. We all know what we want! Good thing Kaiba isn't poor. He would live by himself, get absolutely NO respect and everyone would hate him. Whoops, my bad. That's the way things are now! So sorry. Well, Seto, the best thing you can do is stay home and play with your machines. You should know by now you aren't welcome here!"

As Joey finished the article, everyone was doubled over in laughter. Joey started to turn blue, he was laughing so hard, he forgot to breathe. "Serves him right," Tea thought happily. "He soooo deserves it!"

At his table, Kaiba read the article. His features twisted in a snarl and he crunched the paper up with his hand. Whoever wrote this was going to pay. And he had a pretty good idea who was going to feel pain.