Hey people. I'm back again. Sorry I haven't updated lately but Our principal has cancer and he's dying :( Anyways we had a cyclone here today, It was very scary and I got totally satched walking from block to Block, but on the bright side I got to go home 2 periods early!! Hooray! Anyways on with the madness.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh cause if I did Weevil would spontaneously combust.

Flames: Look I think I've done this enough times. I am very messed up and you con flame me if you feel the urge to but please don't resort to stupid little comments such as 'Don't diss Tea the guys love her" or "Get off ff.net before you disgrace it" like I got on my other story. Oh I'm really hurt now, I better do what she says and get of FF.net", come on like I'm actually gonna listen to what people like this say.

Note: Sorry this is just a note about my other story. If you like Tea then what's the point of reading a story that's called "The many attempts to kill Tea" use your brains people!

EXTREME Tea` Bashing (So if u like Tea skip this chapter I don't want pathetic little reviews saying "Tea Rules" because Your entitled to your opinion but so am I)

```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````` Angel: Hey again peoples!

Kate: Sorry we haven't updated but we've been watching Yugioh All Day

Angel: The perfect day.

Kate: We just finished watching that Yugi Vs Seto (Duelist Kingdom)

Angel: Tea is so annoying I mean take a look at this little quote thing..... Tea: Yugi has friends that will stand by him no-matter whether he loses some silly game, And what do You have Seto Kaiba Tell me TELL ME. Then Seto says "I have all that I need" SQUEE BISHII!!

Kate: Yes Tea is lame and retarded, now today we're interviewing HOLY $HIT

Angel: What?

Kate: we're interviewing Tea

Angel: well that sucks

Kate: *groans* you're telling me

Angel: Anyway bring out the Unbelievably annoying, friendship loving Freak whose chopsticks got stuck in her hair AKA *groan* Tea

Tea: * Walks out and sees Kate and Angel* FRIENDS *Grabs them in bone crushing Hug* Hooray I have More friends and we'll all be friends and stick together cause that's what friends do cause friends Rule!

Kate: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Angel: IT BURNS, IT BURNS, AHH ITS SCORCHING MY SKIN AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Tea: *In singsong Voice* Friends, friends, friends, friends.

Angel: *Struggles out of Tea's vice like grip* Anyway Tea

Tea: Yes friend

Angel: Question 1, Why do u wear such weird, reviling clothes when u haven't gotta tan.

Tea: Because Tanned people are unattractive pale skin is so much Prettier.

*Kate and angel look At each other*

Angel: *leaps on Tea* Call US unattractive will u DIE!!!!!

Tea: Noooo I baked u cookies

Kate: Ohh cookies where are they?

Tea: umm I got bored waiting for u to interview me so I ate them

Angel: You ate OUR cookies.... DIE!

Kate: Settle

Angel: *releases her hands from Tea's throat* Fine

Kate: Now question 2, What's with the friendship speeches

Tea: *goes all starry eyed* My friendship speeches help my friends through tough times. It helps to motivate them and gives them courage to keep going and not to give up because friends are the most important things in the world and I've got the best friends in the universe.

Kate: O.k Angel what did u think?

Angel o.k out of 10 I'd give that 9 on the boringness 1 for excitement (or lack of)10 for fluffy disgusting friendshippyness and 11 for how close I was to throwing up. What do u think?

Kate: hmm I'll give it a 8, -10000 10+ and a 11

Angel: Anyway last question do you like yami?

Tea`: *blushes* well maybe a little.

Angel: Well you know what?

Tea: What?

Angel: Come closer

Tea: *Comes closer*

Angel: No closer

Tea: *Comes closer*

Angel: Well..

Tea: yes?

Angel: YAMI'S MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM YOU BI-ATCH

Tea: I can to

Angel: NO U CAN"T DIE!!! *Starts to strangle Tea

Tea: *Choke* Help!

Angel: MUHAHAHAHA (insane laughter continues) YAMI'S MINE ALL MINE

Kate: Well this may take a while

Angel: OH IT WILL!! MUHAHAHA SUFFER!

Kate: Right????? Anyway join us next time on this story whatever its called..

Angel: MUHAHAHA ohh bye People we love all our reviewers! Have u got something to say Tea?

Tea`: *Choke* Please *Gack* read and *Gurlp* review *Dies*

The World: HOORAY WE'RE FREE

Angel: o.k. all I have to do now is kill George. W. Bush and we will have world peace!

Kate: Well Let's go find him

Angel: *Grabs a random machine gun* Lets go! See ya people!

Kate: Bye

Tea: *Twitch*

THE END!

Sorry if you like George. W. Bush but most of us here in Aus hate him so If you want to flame me about the Bush Gag please feel free.

Buonasera