Gai: Yoosshhaa! Another chapter!!
Distant Soul: Thanks for your help Gai-sensei! You're the best!!
Kakashi: *grumbles* He totally messes up that one part...
Iruka: *covers Kakashi's mouth* Don't spoil it Kakashi!
Kakashi: *tries to glare, but fails when he sees Iruka's pleading face*
Iruka: *smiles*
Distant Soul: Thank you so much for your reviews! I hope that I don't make Kakashi-chan or Iru-chan OOC at all, I hate it when my mind bends things!
Gai: What about me?
Distant Soul: You're easy to write for! I know how you work, seeing how you're my favorite sensei!! *glomps* And I AM SO THE WIN with Gai-sensei in Naruto Geitou Ninja Taisen 2. I can kick anyone's butt with him. Heh...I beat the crap out of my brother the other day (using Gai-sensei of course)...and he was using Shikamaru too.
Gai: *does the shiny smile*
Kakashi & Iruka: Don't boost his ego Distant Soul-sama!!
Distant Soul: *hugs Gai* But he's so cute! I wuvv him! He's so sexy too!! ^.- I'm probably the only person who thinks that though! *starts to molest Gai*
Iruka: *pouts* I thought I was her favorite...
Disant Soul: It's hard to choose a favorite! *points to Iruka* You're just cute, *points to Kakashi* You're damn sexy, *hugs Gai again* And you're just awesome! So really it's a three-way-tie!
Kakashi: *pulls Iruka into a tight embrace* You're my favorite though...
Iruka: *face turns a deep shade of scarlet*
Distant Soul: *still hugging Gai* Disclaimer Gai-sensei!!
Gai: Hai-! Distant Soul-sama does not own Naruto! The only thing she owns is this plot and merchandise!
Distant Soul: wOOt! One of my Naruto doujinshis came in last week (the other two haven't come in, but the seller is being stupid and it's been a month now and I still don't have it. geez!) ANYWAY! There's this really cute one in it that features Kakashi chasing Iruka around the forest!! ^.^ I'll scan it in and post it on my website! There's also a lot of yummie Sasuke/Naruto in it...but not enough KakaIru...*cries* I want more KakaIru doujinshi!! I've looked and looked, but I've never seen ANY doujinshi with Gai-sensei. He's so neglected! *cries* So yea, onto the story!!
Distant Soul: And the reason why this update was so late was because I fell through a wicked plot hole! I didn't know quite -how- to write this chapter... seeing how i'm really involved in my Yu-Gi-Oh Seto/Jou soap-opera ficlet. ^.^;; Sorry! I'll try to keep on schedule from now on. ^.^;;
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++Himitsu++
_Chapter Two_
Take Your Book Back! Kakashi and Iruka fight?
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Iruka groaned as he left his apartment the next morning. Why was he groaning? The object of his frustration happened to be cleverly hidden within his school supplies for the day. Namely, the item was Hatake Kakashi's infamous book, Icha Icha Paradise. The day before the silver-haired sensei had just handed it to him and left, leaving poor Iruka to worry about giving it back to him.
'Why does he always do this to me?' Iruka just sighed heavily as he approached the Ninja Academy. 'Now I won't be able to concentrate on the lessons, because I'll be so worried that one of the children will see his perverted book...' His head slumped down in defeat. 'No matter what I do, he's always in the front of my mind! Why won't you just get out Kakashi-sensei?!' The Chuunin started to hit his head, as if the motion would actually drive the Jounin out of his mind...
"Maa Iruka-sensei, you really shouldn't do that." a voice sounded close to his ear. "I hear you kill brain cells that way."
Iruka jumped at the voice. As he quickly looked over his shoulder, he saw Team Seven's sensei walking right beside him with his lone showing eye curved in happiness. "You!" Iruka pointed amadantly.
Kakashi pointed at himself quizically. "Uh, ore?"
"Yes you!" Iruka, who was known to be the most patient person in the village, pulled out a worn orange book and thrust it towards the confused ninja angrily. "Take your book back!"
"Iie, you probably didn't even read it." Kakashi put his hands in his pockets as he tilted his head to one side. "Its superb reading material."
"De..demo!" Iruka sputtered, looking around to make sure no one saw him holding Icha Icha Paradise. "It's not a book I should be reading! I'm a teacher!"
The silver haired Jounin stepped closer to the now red faced teacher so that their faces were only inches apart. "So that means if you weren't a teacher you would read it? Hmm..." Iruka's eyes flew wide open at Kakashi's statement, but made no move to draw away. His face was now a lovely shade of scarlet.
"That's...that's not what I meant!" Iruka's eyes were now pleading. "Kakashi-sensei! I demand that you just take this book back! Please, I have to get to class..." He put the book up against the other ninja's vest, he lowered his head so he wouldn't have to look at Kakashi anymore. Just looking into his face, and it being so close was making him feel funny.
"I'll take it back..." Kakashi's warm breath was brushing against Iruka's earlobe, making the Chuunin shiver. "Demo..."
"Kakashi!" a voice shouted from a distance, interrupting Kakashi's sentence. "I have been looking for you all morning!"
The addressed ninja didn't even turn to see who it was. He knew, oh yes, he knew all too well who it was. He had be purposely avoiding this Jounin all morning in hopes of having a private conversation with Iruka, which he had been successful with his plan, until now. 'Damn.' Kakashi swore inwardly. 'Not again...'
"My eternal rival!" Maito Gai walked up to the other two ninja's, completely oblivous to the current situation, and Iruka's deeply flushed face. "I challenge you to a battle!"
"Huh?" Kakashi looked boredly towards the green clad Jounin. "Did you say something?"
"OH MY GOD!" Gai exclaimed, as he took on a dramatic pose. He clenched his fist and had a determined look upon his face. 'Very good Kakashi! Your response was hip, and it makes me mad!' He looked to Iruka. "Iruka-sensei! You must decide the task Kakashi and I must partake in today!"
Iruka stepped a small distance away from Kakashi not wanting Gai to get the wrong impression, although the other Jounin was still completely clueless. "Ano..." He held up his hands, indicating that he didn't want to get involved.
"Iruka-sensei!" Gai pointed at the orange book that was still in the Chuunin's hand. "I had no idea that you read Jiraya's books!"
The brunette looked down at the book that was still in his hands and then quickly waved his hands in defense. "N...no Gai-sensei! You clearly have the wrong idea! This isn't MY book! It's Kakashi-sensei's!"
"Iruka-sensei," Kakashi draped an arm around his shoulder. "of course it's mine. I just lent it to you for a little bit. Maa...I SUPPOSE you could have it if you REALLY want it that bad..."
Iruka looked to Kakashi in shock, his face turning scarlet for the third time that morning. "Don't be ridiculous!" Iruka backed away from the other two men, frustrated with the entire situation. As he did, he heard the school bells chime, indicating that classes had started. "Oh no! I'm late!" Without even thinking, he ran off in a mad dash towards the academy.
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The bell for the last class had rung and Iruka slumped over at his desk in the teacher's offices. "Why..." He sighed into the desk as he thought aloud to himself. "Why didn't I just give him the book and run off?"
'Because he's Jounin and he could easily catch up with you if he wanted to.' his mind automatically answered him. 'And why did he give me the book in the first place?' Iruka's eyes narrowed in thought. He hadn't thought of that before. Kakashi would never let anyone take or touch his book at all, let alone look at it. It was his most prized possession, seeing how he was reading it all the time. He looked around the room, and when he was positive that no one else was in the room, he pulled out the orange book.
"Maybe he put something in here for me to see and that's why he's so insistent on my so-called 'reading' the book?" The Chuunin let the pages run quickly past his thumb as he thought to himself. Iruka's mind was trying to think of the most farfetched reasons what Kakashi would possibly want him to see, but he couldn't really think of any. So his mind then tried to pull something from their encounter that morning and stopped when it came to -that- moment. When the other ninja had stood extremely close to him.
Sure, he had stood close to other people to before, but not the way he and Kakashi had earlier. It had made him feel all warm, like he did the night before. 'I've...never felt this way before. But, I admit, it does feel nice...' His eyes started to droop from the exhaustion he suffered from teaching his hyperactive classes that day. And before he could do anything about, he fell asleep on his desk and his dreams ran wild...
~~~~~~~~~finish chapter two~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Distant Soul: Yatta! Chapter Two is finished!! Arigatou Gai-sensei!! *hugs*
Kakashi: *crosses arms* I told you that he totally messed up the moment.
Iruka: Kakashi...you know he didn't know what was going on....
Gai: *oblivious to what Kakashi & Iruka are talking about* We still need to have our match!
Iruka: *pokes Kakashi in the side* And you need to take back your stupid book!!
Kakashi: Heh... I will only on certain conditions.
Distant Soul: *giggles* And I OH so love those conditions!!
Iruka: *slowly steps away from Kakashi* And what are those...
Kakashi: You'll just have to wait for Chapter Three!! And just what were you dreaming about?
Iruka: *face flushes*
Distant Soul: Very yummie thoughts!! I'll write the dream in the next chapter! Sorry my chapters are so short! I'm bad about that, but I wanted to get this update out to let you guys know that I'm NOT dead. The next chappie will be lots longer, hopefully! I'll work on it a little bit every day. Expect the next update this Sat/Sun-!
Gai: She is also drawing a KakaIru doujinshi of her own, so check out her website! She'll be putting it up there soon!
Distant Soul: And maybe some of my random pics that I draw when I'm bored during class, which is practically every single one I have! I have so much free time it's scary!
Distant Soul: Thanks for your help Gai-sensei! You're the best!!
Kakashi: *grumbles* He totally messes up that one part...
Iruka: *covers Kakashi's mouth* Don't spoil it Kakashi!
Kakashi: *tries to glare, but fails when he sees Iruka's pleading face*
Iruka: *smiles*
Distant Soul: Thank you so much for your reviews! I hope that I don't make Kakashi-chan or Iru-chan OOC at all, I hate it when my mind bends things!
Gai: What about me?
Distant Soul: You're easy to write for! I know how you work, seeing how you're my favorite sensei!! *glomps* And I AM SO THE WIN with Gai-sensei in Naruto Geitou Ninja Taisen 2. I can kick anyone's butt with him. Heh...I beat the crap out of my brother the other day (using Gai-sensei of course)...and he was using Shikamaru too.
Gai: *does the shiny smile*
Kakashi & Iruka: Don't boost his ego Distant Soul-sama!!
Distant Soul: *hugs Gai* But he's so cute! I wuvv him! He's so sexy too!! ^.- I'm probably the only person who thinks that though! *starts to molest Gai*
Iruka: *pouts* I thought I was her favorite...
Disant Soul: It's hard to choose a favorite! *points to Iruka* You're just cute, *points to Kakashi* You're damn sexy, *hugs Gai again* And you're just awesome! So really it's a three-way-tie!
Kakashi: *pulls Iruka into a tight embrace* You're my favorite though...
Iruka: *face turns a deep shade of scarlet*
Distant Soul: *still hugging Gai* Disclaimer Gai-sensei!!
Gai: Hai-! Distant Soul-sama does not own Naruto! The only thing she owns is this plot and merchandise!
Distant Soul: wOOt! One of my Naruto doujinshis came in last week (the other two haven't come in, but the seller is being stupid and it's been a month now and I still don't have it. geez!) ANYWAY! There's this really cute one in it that features Kakashi chasing Iruka around the forest!! ^.^ I'll scan it in and post it on my website! There's also a lot of yummie Sasuke/Naruto in it...but not enough KakaIru...*cries* I want more KakaIru doujinshi!! I've looked and looked, but I've never seen ANY doujinshi with Gai-sensei. He's so neglected! *cries* So yea, onto the story!!
Distant Soul: And the reason why this update was so late was because I fell through a wicked plot hole! I didn't know quite -how- to write this chapter... seeing how i'm really involved in my Yu-Gi-Oh Seto/Jou soap-opera ficlet. ^.^;; Sorry! I'll try to keep on schedule from now on. ^.^;;
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++Himitsu++
_Chapter Two_
Take Your Book Back! Kakashi and Iruka fight?
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Iruka groaned as he left his apartment the next morning. Why was he groaning? The object of his frustration happened to be cleverly hidden within his school supplies for the day. Namely, the item was Hatake Kakashi's infamous book, Icha Icha Paradise. The day before the silver-haired sensei had just handed it to him and left, leaving poor Iruka to worry about giving it back to him.
'Why does he always do this to me?' Iruka just sighed heavily as he approached the Ninja Academy. 'Now I won't be able to concentrate on the lessons, because I'll be so worried that one of the children will see his perverted book...' His head slumped down in defeat. 'No matter what I do, he's always in the front of my mind! Why won't you just get out Kakashi-sensei?!' The Chuunin started to hit his head, as if the motion would actually drive the Jounin out of his mind...
"Maa Iruka-sensei, you really shouldn't do that." a voice sounded close to his ear. "I hear you kill brain cells that way."
Iruka jumped at the voice. As he quickly looked over his shoulder, he saw Team Seven's sensei walking right beside him with his lone showing eye curved in happiness. "You!" Iruka pointed amadantly.
Kakashi pointed at himself quizically. "Uh, ore?"
"Yes you!" Iruka, who was known to be the most patient person in the village, pulled out a worn orange book and thrust it towards the confused ninja angrily. "Take your book back!"
"Iie, you probably didn't even read it." Kakashi put his hands in his pockets as he tilted his head to one side. "Its superb reading material."
"De..demo!" Iruka sputtered, looking around to make sure no one saw him holding Icha Icha Paradise. "It's not a book I should be reading! I'm a teacher!"
The silver haired Jounin stepped closer to the now red faced teacher so that their faces were only inches apart. "So that means if you weren't a teacher you would read it? Hmm..." Iruka's eyes flew wide open at Kakashi's statement, but made no move to draw away. His face was now a lovely shade of scarlet.
"That's...that's not what I meant!" Iruka's eyes were now pleading. "Kakashi-sensei! I demand that you just take this book back! Please, I have to get to class..." He put the book up against the other ninja's vest, he lowered his head so he wouldn't have to look at Kakashi anymore. Just looking into his face, and it being so close was making him feel funny.
"I'll take it back..." Kakashi's warm breath was brushing against Iruka's earlobe, making the Chuunin shiver. "Demo..."
"Kakashi!" a voice shouted from a distance, interrupting Kakashi's sentence. "I have been looking for you all morning!"
The addressed ninja didn't even turn to see who it was. He knew, oh yes, he knew all too well who it was. He had be purposely avoiding this Jounin all morning in hopes of having a private conversation with Iruka, which he had been successful with his plan, until now. 'Damn.' Kakashi swore inwardly. 'Not again...'
"My eternal rival!" Maito Gai walked up to the other two ninja's, completely oblivous to the current situation, and Iruka's deeply flushed face. "I challenge you to a battle!"
"Huh?" Kakashi looked boredly towards the green clad Jounin. "Did you say something?"
"OH MY GOD!" Gai exclaimed, as he took on a dramatic pose. He clenched his fist and had a determined look upon his face. 'Very good Kakashi! Your response was hip, and it makes me mad!' He looked to Iruka. "Iruka-sensei! You must decide the task Kakashi and I must partake in today!"
Iruka stepped a small distance away from Kakashi not wanting Gai to get the wrong impression, although the other Jounin was still completely clueless. "Ano..." He held up his hands, indicating that he didn't want to get involved.
"Iruka-sensei!" Gai pointed at the orange book that was still in the Chuunin's hand. "I had no idea that you read Jiraya's books!"
The brunette looked down at the book that was still in his hands and then quickly waved his hands in defense. "N...no Gai-sensei! You clearly have the wrong idea! This isn't MY book! It's Kakashi-sensei's!"
"Iruka-sensei," Kakashi draped an arm around his shoulder. "of course it's mine. I just lent it to you for a little bit. Maa...I SUPPOSE you could have it if you REALLY want it that bad..."
Iruka looked to Kakashi in shock, his face turning scarlet for the third time that morning. "Don't be ridiculous!" Iruka backed away from the other two men, frustrated with the entire situation. As he did, he heard the school bells chime, indicating that classes had started. "Oh no! I'm late!" Without even thinking, he ran off in a mad dash towards the academy.
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The bell for the last class had rung and Iruka slumped over at his desk in the teacher's offices. "Why..." He sighed into the desk as he thought aloud to himself. "Why didn't I just give him the book and run off?"
'Because he's Jounin and he could easily catch up with you if he wanted to.' his mind automatically answered him. 'And why did he give me the book in the first place?' Iruka's eyes narrowed in thought. He hadn't thought of that before. Kakashi would never let anyone take or touch his book at all, let alone look at it. It was his most prized possession, seeing how he was reading it all the time. He looked around the room, and when he was positive that no one else was in the room, he pulled out the orange book.
"Maybe he put something in here for me to see and that's why he's so insistent on my so-called 'reading' the book?" The Chuunin let the pages run quickly past his thumb as he thought to himself. Iruka's mind was trying to think of the most farfetched reasons what Kakashi would possibly want him to see, but he couldn't really think of any. So his mind then tried to pull something from their encounter that morning and stopped when it came to -that- moment. When the other ninja had stood extremely close to him.
Sure, he had stood close to other people to before, but not the way he and Kakashi had earlier. It had made him feel all warm, like he did the night before. 'I've...never felt this way before. But, I admit, it does feel nice...' His eyes started to droop from the exhaustion he suffered from teaching his hyperactive classes that day. And before he could do anything about, he fell asleep on his desk and his dreams ran wild...
~~~~~~~~~finish chapter two~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Distant Soul: Yatta! Chapter Two is finished!! Arigatou Gai-sensei!! *hugs*
Kakashi: *crosses arms* I told you that he totally messed up the moment.
Iruka: Kakashi...you know he didn't know what was going on....
Gai: *oblivious to what Kakashi & Iruka are talking about* We still need to have our match!
Iruka: *pokes Kakashi in the side* And you need to take back your stupid book!!
Kakashi: Heh... I will only on certain conditions.
Distant Soul: *giggles* And I OH so love those conditions!!
Iruka: *slowly steps away from Kakashi* And what are those...
Kakashi: You'll just have to wait for Chapter Three!! And just what were you dreaming about?
Iruka: *face flushes*
Distant Soul: Very yummie thoughts!! I'll write the dream in the next chapter! Sorry my chapters are so short! I'm bad about that, but I wanted to get this update out to let you guys know that I'm NOT dead. The next chappie will be lots longer, hopefully! I'll work on it a little bit every day. Expect the next update this Sat/Sun-!
Gai: She is also drawing a KakaIru doujinshi of her own, so check out her website! She'll be putting it up there soon!
Distant Soul: And maybe some of my random pics that I draw when I'm bored during class, which is practically every single one I have! I have so much free time it's scary!
