Radakue: Thank you to everyone who bothered to review this crazed fic. If
you've read the other chapters then you know that in this fic the RK
characters will inevitably lose their sanity. Anyway if this scares you,
I'm sorry but I rated it R for two reasons. 1) Because the language may get
intense. 2) The antics of the RK cast may vary from insane, pathetic,
random, and perhaps even scary. Anyway, on to the fourth chapter!!
Chapter 4: Sano on the Hunt...For a crazed Ruroni...
"Why the hell did you jump into that damn bush?!! Get down here!! ...Kaoru didn't throw anything at you did she?" Yahiko looked over at Kaoru.
• Kaoru in retard mode-"N-no...Ke-Kenshin..."•
(Radakue: No offense to retards...)
"Ugh, never mind" Yahiko said shaking his head.
"An old man at the temple told me that if someone is licked by someone who thinks that he is a cat then he's cursed. If the cursed person looks at anyone in the eye they will turn into a broom!" Sano yelled climbing further up the tree, muttering about how he really didn't want to be a broom.
Kenshin sat up on the ground and croaked, literally. "Gribbet. Gribbet." He began to hop around in circles, "Gribbet!" Kenshin jumped around and jumped right over the Dojo's wall.
"Yahiko, stay here and close your eyes! Oh and take care of Jo-Chan too! I'm going after Kenshin!" Sano said jumping off the tree and over the wall. 'The old man never said anything about someone thinking that they're a frog.' Sano thought to himself.
"What the hell was all that nonsense about me being cursed?! Come back here! What am I supposed to do with this raccoon!?" Yahiko stomped hard on the ground. "And just how am I supposed to look after her and close my eyes at the same time?!" Yahiko yelled at the wall, receiving no reply.
• Kaoru in retard mode. "N-no... Ke-Kenshin... •
"FEH!!" Yahiko had just about had it with the tard.
Kenshin had somehow managed to find the river and jumped right in. Once he realized that for the most part frogs swam underwater and that he couldn't hold his breath that long, he decided to be a duck instead.
Sano had finally caught up with Kenshin. Kenshin- "Ruff, Ruff!" Sanosuke- "What the hell are you doing in the middle of the river barking?! Kenshin- "Mooo!" Sano- "What exactly are you trying to be?!" Kenshin- " Quack? QUACK!" Sano- "You couldn't even be a duck right?!"
"Damnit! Why did Sano lock the dumb door?!" Yahiko had just discovered that Sanosuke was a little smarter than he looked. Not much, but a little.
"Kaoru! Where is the spare key?!"
• Kaoru in retard mode: "N-no...Ke-Kenshin..." •
"I am seriously going to hit you with something!" Yahiko yelled at her.
Chapter 4: Sano on the Hunt...For a crazed Ruroni...
"Why the hell did you jump into that damn bush?!! Get down here!! ...Kaoru didn't throw anything at you did she?" Yahiko looked over at Kaoru.
• Kaoru in retard mode-"N-no...Ke-Kenshin..."•
(Radakue: No offense to retards...)
"Ugh, never mind" Yahiko said shaking his head.
"An old man at the temple told me that if someone is licked by someone who thinks that he is a cat then he's cursed. If the cursed person looks at anyone in the eye they will turn into a broom!" Sano yelled climbing further up the tree, muttering about how he really didn't want to be a broom.
Kenshin sat up on the ground and croaked, literally. "Gribbet. Gribbet." He began to hop around in circles, "Gribbet!" Kenshin jumped around and jumped right over the Dojo's wall.
"Yahiko, stay here and close your eyes! Oh and take care of Jo-Chan too! I'm going after Kenshin!" Sano said jumping off the tree and over the wall. 'The old man never said anything about someone thinking that they're a frog.' Sano thought to himself.
"What the hell was all that nonsense about me being cursed?! Come back here! What am I supposed to do with this raccoon!?" Yahiko stomped hard on the ground. "And just how am I supposed to look after her and close my eyes at the same time?!" Yahiko yelled at the wall, receiving no reply.
• Kaoru in retard mode. "N-no... Ke-Kenshin... •
"FEH!!" Yahiko had just about had it with the tard.
Kenshin had somehow managed to find the river and jumped right in. Once he realized that for the most part frogs swam underwater and that he couldn't hold his breath that long, he decided to be a duck instead.
Sano had finally caught up with Kenshin. Kenshin- "Ruff, Ruff!" Sanosuke- "What the hell are you doing in the middle of the river barking?! Kenshin- "Mooo!" Sano- "What exactly are you trying to be?!" Kenshin- " Quack? QUACK!" Sano- "You couldn't even be a duck right?!"
"Damnit! Why did Sano lock the dumb door?!" Yahiko had just discovered that Sanosuke was a little smarter than he looked. Not much, but a little.
"Kaoru! Where is the spare key?!"
• Kaoru in retard mode: "N-no...Ke-Kenshin..." •
"I am seriously going to hit you with something!" Yahiko yelled at her.
