bambu: Howdy howdy howdy! I'm a cow.otter? Booma?
Ummm I dunno. ask Loki.
bambu: Loki?
Loki: Just don't say the annoying sentence and you won't have a problem.
bambu: *sniff* but-
Loki: No mushy stuff! Booma, say your useless stuff!
That was mean and uncalled for.
Loki: What do you mean?
My stuff isn't useless. And don't talk to bambu like that.
Loki: I don't understand.
You're a terrible liar! You made bambu cry-
bambu: I don't know what you mean, but I'm okay now! ^^
What? I'm finally going crazy!
Loki: And continuing this story proves it.
Pfft. Well, any who, Hi! Bamboomarang here, and, um, I-
Loki: don't know if the one reviewer even cares still.
Hey! I did make it last year!
bambu: wow, you're old! ^^ Nice old lady!
--* Okay. go on, read already.
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SCENE 5 'BURN TARTA!'
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CLEF, FYULA, MOKONA: *in robes*
[Chanting]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
[bonk]
Pie Iesu domine,...
[bonk]
...dona eis requiem.
[bonk]
Pie Iesu domine,...
[bonk]
...dona eis requiem.
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA:*join zazu, geo, innova,& presea suddenly with peasant clothes* A witch! A witch!
[bonk]
A witch! A witch!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: *back to where they were, in robes* [chanting]
Pie Iesu domine...
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: *run back to zazu, geo, innova & presea* pant, pant.A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!
ZAZU: We have found a witch. May we burn her?
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
ASCOT: How do you know she is a witch?
GEO: She looks like one.
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Right! Yeah! Yeah!
ASCOT: Bring her forward.
TARTA: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
ASCOT: Uh, but you are dressed as one.
TARTA: They dressed me up like this.
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
TARTA: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
ASCOT: Well?
ZAZU: Well, we did do the nose.
ASCOT: The nose?
ZAZU: And the hat, but she is a witch!
GEO: Yeah!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
ASCOT: Did you dress her up like this?
ZAZU: No!
GEO and INNOVA: No. No.
GEO: No.
ZAZU: No.
GEO and INNOVA: No.
ZAZU: Yes.
GEO: Yes.
ZAZU: Yes. Yeah, a bit.
INNOVA: A bit.
ZAZU and GEO: A bit.
INNOVA: A bit.
ZAZU: She has got a wart.
MOKONA: [cough]
ASCOT: What makes you think she is a witch?
INNOVA: Well, she turned me into a Djinn.
ASCOT: A Djinn?
INNOVA: I got better.
GEO: Burn her anyway!
ZAZU: Burn!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
ASCOT: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
ZAZU: Are there?
GEO: Ah?
ZAZU: What are they?
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Tell us! Tell us!...
ASCOT: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
GEO: Burn!
ZAZU: Burn!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
ASCOT: And what do you burn apart from witches?
ZAZU: More witches!
INNOVA: Shh!
GEO: Wood!
ASCOT: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
INNOVA: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
ASCOT: Good! Heh heh.
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Oh, yeah. Oh.
ASCOT: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
ZAZU: Build a bridge out of her.
ASCOT: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
ZAZU: Oh, yeah.
FYULA: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
ASCOT: Does wood sink in water?
ZAZU: No. No.
GEO: No, it floats! It floats!
ZAZU: Throw her into the pond!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: The pond! Throw her into the pond!
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
ZAZU: Bread!
GEO: Apples!
INNOVA: Uh, very small rocks!
ZAZU: Cider!
GEO: Uh, gra-- gravy!
ZAZU: Cherries!
GEO: Mud!
INNOVA: Uh, churches! Churches!
GEO: Lead! Lead!
FERIO: A Fyula!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Oooh.
ASCOT: Exactly. So, logically...
ZAZU: If... she... weighs... the same as a Fyula,... she's made of wood?
ASCOT: And therefore?
GEO: A witch!
ZAZU: A witch!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: A witch! A witch!...
PRESEA: Here is a Fyula. Use this Fyula.
FYULA: quack quack quack
ASCOT: Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
ASCOT: Right. Remove the supports!
[whop]
[clunk]
[creak]
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: A witch! A witch! A witch!
TARTA: It's a fair cop.
INNOVA: Burn her!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...
ASCOT: Who are you who is so stupid in the ways of science?
FERIO: I am Ferio, King of the Cephirians.
ASCOT: My liege!
FERIO: Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Cephiro and join us at the Rayearth Table?
ASCOT: My liege! I would be honored.
FERIO: What is your name?
ASCOT: 'Ascot', my liege.
FERIO: Then I dub you 'Sir Ascot, Magic Knight of the Rayearth Table'.
Narrative Interlude
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THE BOOK OF THE FILM
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PRINCESS EMERAUDE: The wise Sir Ascot was the first to join my brother's Magic Knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Eagle the Brave, Sir Lantis the Pure, and Sir Innova the- not- quite- so- brave- as- Sir- Eagle, who had nearly fought the Djinn of Bahran, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Fyula of Clef, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Sanyun Hill, and the aptly named Sir Not- appearing- in- this- film. Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries: the Magic Knights of the-
ZAGATO:*SNATCHES HER HAND* ^^
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SCENE 6 'CEPHIRO'
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[clop clop clop]
ASCOT: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
FERIO: This new learning bores me, Sir Ascot. Explain again how mokona's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
ASCOT: Oh, certainly, sir.
SIR EAGLE: Look, my liege!
[trumpets]
FERIO: Cephiro!
SIR LANTIS: Cephiro!
SIR EAGLE: Cephiro!
SANG YUNG: It's only a model.
FERIO: Shh! Magic Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Cephiro!
[in medieval hall]
SIR EAGLE, SIR LANTIS, SANG YUNG, INNOVA, & ASCOT: [singing]
We're Magic Knights of the Rayearth Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork unimpeachable.
We dine well here in Cephiro.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot, oh!
[dancing]
We're Magic Knights of the Rayearth Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Cephiro.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot, oh!
[in dungeon]
CLEF:
[clap clap clap clap]
[in medieval hall]
SIR EAGLE, SIR LANTIS, SANG YUNG, INNOVA, & ASCOT: [tap-dancing]
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Cephiro.
GEO: I have to push the pram a lot, oh!
[outdoors]
FERIO: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Cephiro. It is a silly place.
SIR EAGLE, SIR LANTIS, INNOVA, & ASCOT: Right. Right.
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Scene 7 'A blessing from my Sister!'
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[clop clop clop]
[boom boom]
[HIKARU and FUU sing]
PRINCESS EMERAUDE: Brother! Ferio, King of the Cephirians! Oh, don't grovel!
[singing stops]
One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
FERIO: Sorry.
[boom]
PRINCESS EMERAUDE: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'.
[boom]
What are you doing now?!
FERIO: I'm averting my eyes, O Sister.
PRINCESS EMERAUDE: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now, knock it off!
FERIO: Yes, Sister.
PRINCESS EMERAUDE: Right! Ferio, King of the Cephirians, your Magic Knights of the Rayearth Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
FERIO: Good idea, O Sister!
PRINCESS EMERAUDE: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold!
[Fuu and Hikaru sing]
Ferio, this is the Holy Earring. Look well, Ferio, for it is your
sacred task to seek this earring. That is your purpose, Ferio: the
quest for the Holy Earring.
[boom]
[singing stops]
SIR EAGLE: A blessing! A blessing from the Sister!
SIR LANTIS: Lord be praised!
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Scene 8 'The Autozam castle / wooden mokona'
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[clop clop clop]
FERIO: Halt!
[horn]
Hallo!
[pause]
Hallo!
ZAGATO: Allo! Who is eet?
FERIO: It is King Ferio, and these are my Magic Knights of the Rayearth Table. Whose castle is this?
ZAGATO: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
FERIO: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by my Sister with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Earring.
ZAGATO: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
FERIO: What?
SIR LANTIS: He says they've already got one!
FERIO: Are you sure he's got one?
ZAGATO: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)
FRENCH GUARDS: [chuckling]
FERIO: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
ZAGATO: Of course not! You are Cephiro types-a!
FERIO: Well, what are you, then?
ZAGATO: I'm Autozam! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!
SIR LANTIS: What are you doing in Cephiro?
ZAGATO: Mind your own business!
FERIO: If you will not show us the Earring, we shall take your castle by force!
ZAGATO: You don't frighten us, Cephiro pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Ferio King, you and all your silly Cephiro k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
SIR LANTIS: What a strange person. Too bad he's my brother.
FERIO: Now look here, you crazy man--
ZAGATO: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
SIR LANTIS: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
ZAGATO: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
[sniff]
FERIO: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
ZAGATO: (Fetchez la vache.)
ZAZU: Quoi?
ZAGATO: (Fetchez la vache!)
[mooo]
FERIO: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]
[mooooooo]
Sister Emeraude!
MAGIC KNIGHTS: Emeraude!
[thud]
Ah! Ohh!
FERIO: Right! Charge!
MAGIC KNIGHTS: Charge!
[mayhem]
ZAGATO: Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go.
[mayhem]
ZAGATO: And this one's for your dad!
LANTIS: What do you mean by that?
FERIO: Run away!
MAGIC KNIGHTS: Run away!
ZAGATO: Thppppt!
FRENCH GUARDS: [taunting]
SIR EAGLE: Fiends! I'll tear them apart!
FERIO: No, no. No, no.
ASCOT: Sir! I have a plan, sir.
[later]
[wind]
[saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw]
[clunk]
[bang]
[rewr!]
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak
squeak]
[rrrr rrrr rrrr]
[drilllll]
[sawwwww]
[clunk]
[crash]
[clang]
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...]
[creak]
FRENCH GUARDS: [whispering] C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here...
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...]
[clllank]
FERIO: What happens now?
ASCOT: Well, now, uh, Sir Eagle, Sir Lantis, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the mokona, taking the Autozam, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
FERIO: Who leaps out?
ASCOT: U-- u-- uh, Sir Eagle, Sir Lantis, and I, uh, leap out of the mokona, uh, and uh...
FERIO: Ohh.
ASCOT: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden fyula--
[clank]
[twong]
FERIO: Run away!
MAGIC KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
[CRASH]
FRENCH GUARDS: Oh, haw haw haw haw! Haw! Haw haw heh...
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Um. yeah. the thing is.
bambu: the last chap there was only one review, and now this story probably has no reviewer/readers..
Loki: So, if no one reviews in some random amount of time, booma will delete this story. If you didn't know, that's a GOOD thing. ^^
Um. I might actually agree on this one.
Loki & bambu: WHAT??? HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!!!!!!!!
I-it has?
Loki: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
bambu: THERE IS NO PRETECTION!! THIS IS THE END!
O.O NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo *starts running in triangles*
bambu: I didn't know you could run that fast in triangles.
Loki: ^-^ I'm just glad that we scared her. bambu, do the disclaimer.
bambu: Bamboomarang does not own Monty python, MKR, or where ever I got that weird quote. R/R or R/F. Bye! ^^
Ummm I dunno. ask Loki.
bambu: Loki?
Loki: Just don't say the annoying sentence and you won't have a problem.
bambu: *sniff* but-
Loki: No mushy stuff! Booma, say your useless stuff!
That was mean and uncalled for.
Loki: What do you mean?
My stuff isn't useless. And don't talk to bambu like that.
Loki: I don't understand.
You're a terrible liar! You made bambu cry-
bambu: I don't know what you mean, but I'm okay now! ^^
What? I'm finally going crazy!
Loki: And continuing this story proves it.
Pfft. Well, any who, Hi! Bamboomarang here, and, um, I-
Loki: don't know if the one reviewer even cares still.
Hey! I did make it last year!
bambu: wow, you're old! ^^ Nice old lady!
--* Okay. go on, read already.
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SCENE 5 'BURN TARTA!'
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CLEF, FYULA, MOKONA: *in robes*
[Chanting]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
[bonk]
Pie Iesu domine,...
[bonk]
...dona eis requiem.
[bonk]
Pie Iesu domine,...
[bonk]
...dona eis requiem.
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA:*join zazu, geo, innova,& presea suddenly with peasant clothes* A witch! A witch!
[bonk]
A witch! A witch!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: *back to where they were, in robes* [chanting]
Pie Iesu domine...
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: *run back to zazu, geo, innova & presea* pant, pant.A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!
ZAZU: We have found a witch. May we burn her?
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
ASCOT: How do you know she is a witch?
GEO: She looks like one.
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Right! Yeah! Yeah!
ASCOT: Bring her forward.
TARTA: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
ASCOT: Uh, but you are dressed as one.
TARTA: They dressed me up like this.
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
TARTA: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
ASCOT: Well?
ZAZU: Well, we did do the nose.
ASCOT: The nose?
ZAZU: And the hat, but she is a witch!
GEO: Yeah!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
ASCOT: Did you dress her up like this?
ZAZU: No!
GEO and INNOVA: No. No.
GEO: No.
ZAZU: No.
GEO and INNOVA: No.
ZAZU: Yes.
GEO: Yes.
ZAZU: Yes. Yeah, a bit.
INNOVA: A bit.
ZAZU and GEO: A bit.
INNOVA: A bit.
ZAZU: She has got a wart.
MOKONA: [cough]
ASCOT: What makes you think she is a witch?
INNOVA: Well, she turned me into a Djinn.
ASCOT: A Djinn?
INNOVA: I got better.
GEO: Burn her anyway!
ZAZU: Burn!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
ASCOT: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
ZAZU: Are there?
GEO: Ah?
ZAZU: What are they?
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Tell us! Tell us!...
ASCOT: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
GEO: Burn!
ZAZU: Burn!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
ASCOT: And what do you burn apart from witches?
ZAZU: More witches!
INNOVA: Shh!
GEO: Wood!
ASCOT: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
INNOVA: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
ASCOT: Good! Heh heh.
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Oh, yeah. Oh.
ASCOT: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
ZAZU: Build a bridge out of her.
ASCOT: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
ZAZU: Oh, yeah.
FYULA: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
ASCOT: Does wood sink in water?
ZAZU: No. No.
GEO: No, it floats! It floats!
ZAZU: Throw her into the pond!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: The pond! Throw her into the pond!
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
ZAZU: Bread!
GEO: Apples!
INNOVA: Uh, very small rocks!
ZAZU: Cider!
GEO: Uh, gra-- gravy!
ZAZU: Cherries!
GEO: Mud!
INNOVA: Uh, churches! Churches!
GEO: Lead! Lead!
FERIO: A Fyula!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Oooh.
ASCOT: Exactly. So, logically...
ZAZU: If... she... weighs... the same as a Fyula,... she's made of wood?
ASCOT: And therefore?
GEO: A witch!
ZAZU: A witch!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: A witch! A witch!...
PRESEA: Here is a Fyula. Use this Fyula.
FYULA: quack quack quack
ASCOT: Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
ASCOT: Right. Remove the supports!
[whop]
[clunk]
[creak]
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: A witch! A witch! A witch!
TARTA: It's a fair cop.
INNOVA: Burn her!
CLEF,FYULA,MOKONA: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...
ASCOT: Who are you who is so stupid in the ways of science?
FERIO: I am Ferio, King of the Cephirians.
ASCOT: My liege!
FERIO: Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Cephiro and join us at the Rayearth Table?
ASCOT: My liege! I would be honored.
FERIO: What is your name?
ASCOT: 'Ascot', my liege.
FERIO: Then I dub you 'Sir Ascot, Magic Knight of the Rayearth Table'.
Narrative Interlude
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THE BOOK OF THE FILM
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PRINCESS EMERAUDE: The wise Sir Ascot was the first to join my brother's Magic Knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Eagle the Brave, Sir Lantis the Pure, and Sir Innova the- not- quite- so- brave- as- Sir- Eagle, who had nearly fought the Djinn of Bahran, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Fyula of Clef, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Sanyun Hill, and the aptly named Sir Not- appearing- in- this- film. Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries: the Magic Knights of the-
ZAGATO:*SNATCHES HER HAND* ^^
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SCENE 6 'CEPHIRO'
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[clop clop clop]
ASCOT: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
FERIO: This new learning bores me, Sir Ascot. Explain again how mokona's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
ASCOT: Oh, certainly, sir.
SIR EAGLE: Look, my liege!
[trumpets]
FERIO: Cephiro!
SIR LANTIS: Cephiro!
SIR EAGLE: Cephiro!
SANG YUNG: It's only a model.
FERIO: Shh! Magic Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Cephiro!
[in medieval hall]
SIR EAGLE, SIR LANTIS, SANG YUNG, INNOVA, & ASCOT: [singing]
We're Magic Knights of the Rayearth Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork unimpeachable.
We dine well here in Cephiro.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot, oh!
[dancing]
We're Magic Knights of the Rayearth Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Cephiro.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot, oh!
[in dungeon]
CLEF:
[clap clap clap clap]
[in medieval hall]
SIR EAGLE, SIR LANTIS, SANG YUNG, INNOVA, & ASCOT: [tap-dancing]
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Cephiro.
GEO: I have to push the pram a lot, oh!
[outdoors]
FERIO: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Cephiro. It is a silly place.
SIR EAGLE, SIR LANTIS, INNOVA, & ASCOT: Right. Right.
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Scene 7 'A blessing from my Sister!'
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[clop clop clop]
[boom boom]
[HIKARU and FUU sing]
PRINCESS EMERAUDE: Brother! Ferio, King of the Cephirians! Oh, don't grovel!
[singing stops]
One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
FERIO: Sorry.
[boom]
PRINCESS EMERAUDE: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'.
[boom]
What are you doing now?!
FERIO: I'm averting my eyes, O Sister.
PRINCESS EMERAUDE: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now, knock it off!
FERIO: Yes, Sister.
PRINCESS EMERAUDE: Right! Ferio, King of the Cephirians, your Magic Knights of the Rayearth Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
FERIO: Good idea, O Sister!
PRINCESS EMERAUDE: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold!
[Fuu and Hikaru sing]
Ferio, this is the Holy Earring. Look well, Ferio, for it is your
sacred task to seek this earring. That is your purpose, Ferio: the
quest for the Holy Earring.
[boom]
[singing stops]
SIR EAGLE: A blessing! A blessing from the Sister!
SIR LANTIS: Lord be praised!
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Scene 8 'The Autozam castle / wooden mokona'
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[clop clop clop]
FERIO: Halt!
[horn]
Hallo!
[pause]
Hallo!
ZAGATO: Allo! Who is eet?
FERIO: It is King Ferio, and these are my Magic Knights of the Rayearth Table. Whose castle is this?
ZAGATO: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
FERIO: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by my Sister with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Earring.
ZAGATO: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
FERIO: What?
SIR LANTIS: He says they've already got one!
FERIO: Are you sure he's got one?
ZAGATO: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)
FRENCH GUARDS: [chuckling]
FERIO: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
ZAGATO: Of course not! You are Cephiro types-a!
FERIO: Well, what are you, then?
ZAGATO: I'm Autozam! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!
SIR LANTIS: What are you doing in Cephiro?
ZAGATO: Mind your own business!
FERIO: If you will not show us the Earring, we shall take your castle by force!
ZAGATO: You don't frighten us, Cephiro pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Ferio King, you and all your silly Cephiro k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
SIR LANTIS: What a strange person. Too bad he's my brother.
FERIO: Now look here, you crazy man--
ZAGATO: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
SIR LANTIS: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
ZAGATO: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
[sniff]
FERIO: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
ZAGATO: (Fetchez la vache.)
ZAZU: Quoi?
ZAGATO: (Fetchez la vache!)
[mooo]
FERIO: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]
[mooooooo]
Sister Emeraude!
MAGIC KNIGHTS: Emeraude!
[thud]
Ah! Ohh!
FERIO: Right! Charge!
MAGIC KNIGHTS: Charge!
[mayhem]
ZAGATO: Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go.
[mayhem]
ZAGATO: And this one's for your dad!
LANTIS: What do you mean by that?
FERIO: Run away!
MAGIC KNIGHTS: Run away!
ZAGATO: Thppppt!
FRENCH GUARDS: [taunting]
SIR EAGLE: Fiends! I'll tear them apart!
FERIO: No, no. No, no.
ASCOT: Sir! I have a plan, sir.
[later]
[wind]
[saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw]
[clunk]
[bang]
[rewr!]
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak
squeak]
[rrrr rrrr rrrr]
[drilllll]
[sawwwww]
[clunk]
[crash]
[clang]
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...]
[creak]
FRENCH GUARDS: [whispering] C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here...
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...]
[clllank]
FERIO: What happens now?
ASCOT: Well, now, uh, Sir Eagle, Sir Lantis, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the mokona, taking the Autozam, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
FERIO: Who leaps out?
ASCOT: U-- u-- uh, Sir Eagle, Sir Lantis, and I, uh, leap out of the mokona, uh, and uh...
FERIO: Ohh.
ASCOT: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden fyula--
[clank]
[twong]
FERIO: Run away!
MAGIC KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
[CRASH]
FRENCH GUARDS: Oh, haw haw haw haw! Haw! Haw haw heh...
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Um. yeah. the thing is.
bambu: the last chap there was only one review, and now this story probably has no reviewer/readers..
Loki: So, if no one reviews in some random amount of time, booma will delete this story. If you didn't know, that's a GOOD thing. ^^
Um. I might actually agree on this one.
Loki & bambu: WHAT??? HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!!!!!!!!
I-it has?
Loki: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
bambu: THERE IS NO PRETECTION!! THIS IS THE END!
O.O NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo *starts running in triangles*
bambu: I didn't know you could run that fast in triangles.
Loki: ^-^ I'm just glad that we scared her. bambu, do the disclaimer.
bambu: Bamboomarang does not own Monty python, MKR, or where ever I got that weird quote. R/R or R/F. Bye! ^^
