Wow, look! A baby ladybug! ^^

Loki: booma that's not a ladybug… it's an Asian-

OUCH!!

Loki:-beetle.

*mutters darkly* How was I supposed to $%#@ing know it was a $#@**y a$$ licking beetle… I bet no one knows the difference…

bambu: Look! An Asian beetle! Everyone but booma knows about them! ^^ How cute.

0.0

Loki: don't you have an excuse for not updating for so long?

Actually I do. It's called

RUNESCAPE!!!!!!!!

 What a fun game! ^^ I'm making a website for it. Awesome, eh?

Loki: No. You let everyone down playing a silly game.

Like what?!?

Loki: Your responsibility, your word, your readers/reveiwers…

bambu: *sniff* but most of all…

bambu & Loki: Us.

Oh… sorry! ^^

bambu: ?? No apologies?

Loki: :( hey!

*Absorbed with RUNESCAPE!!!!* What?

Loki: *sigh* never mind then…

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Scene 17: The Dead Prince

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TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: [crying]

ZAGATO: Well, this is the main hall. We're going to have all this knocked through and made into one big, uh, living room.

CLEF: There he is!

ZAGATO: Oh, bloody hell.

[exciting music]

SIR EAGLE: Ha ha ha! Hey! Ha ha!

ZAGATO: Hold it! Stop it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Please!

SIR EAGLE: Sorry. Sorry. You see what I mean? I just get carried away. I'm really most awfully sorry. Sorry! Sorry, everyone.

CHANG ANG: He's killed the best man!

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: [yelling]

ZAGATO: Hold it! Hold it! Please! Hold it! This is Sir Eagle from the Court of Cephiro, a very brave and influential Magic Knight, and my special guest here today.

SIR EAGLE: Hello.

CLEF: He killed my auntie!

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: [yelling]

ZAGATO: Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my-ehem, Ferio, has just fallen to his death.

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: Oh! Oh, no!

ZAGATO: But I don't want to think I've not lost a-lost, so much as... gained a daughter!

[clap clap clap]

For, since the tragic death of her father--

TATRA: He's not quite dead!

ZAGATO: Since the near fatal wounding of her father--

TATRA: He's getting better!

ZAGATO: For, since her own father, who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him.

ALCYONE'S FATHER: Uugh!

TATRA: Oh, he's died!

ZAGATO: And I want his only daughter to look upon me as her old da-ehem, friend and buddy Zagato, in a very real and legally binding sense.

[clap clap clap]

And I feel sure that the merger-- er, the union between the Princess and the brave, but dangerous, Sir Eagle of Cephiro--

SIR EAGLE: What?

TATRA: Look! The dead Prince!

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: Oooh! The dead Prince!

ASCOT: He's not quite dead.

FERIO: No, I feel much better.

ZAGATO: You fell out of the Tall Tower, you creep!

FERIO: No, I was saved at the last minute.

ZAGATO: How?!

FERIO: Well, I'll tell you.

[music]

ZAGATO: Not like that! Not like that! No! Stop it!

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: [singing] He's going to tell! He's going to tell!...

ZAGATO: Shut uuup!

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: [singing] He's going to tell!...

ZAGATO: Shut up!

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: [singing] He's going to tell!...

ZAGATO: Shut up!

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: [singing] He's going to tell!...

ZAGATO: Not like that!

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: [singing] He's going to tell! He's going to tell! He's going to tell! He's going to tell!...

ASCOT: Quickly, sir!

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: [singing] He's going to tell!...

ASCOT: Come this way!

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: [singing] He's going to tell! He's going to tell!...

SIR EAGLE: No! It's not right for my idiom!

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: [singing] He's going to tell about his great escape...

SIR EAGLE: I must escape more... [sigh]

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: [singing] Oh, he fell a long, long way,...

ASCOT: Dramatically, sir?

SIR EAGLE: Dramatically!

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: [singing] But he's here with us today...

SIR EAGLE: Heee! Hoa!

[crash]

Hoo!

TATRA, ASUKA, CLEF: [singing] What a wonderful escape!

SIR EAGLE: Excuse me. Could, uh-- could somebody give me a push, please?

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Scene 18: Umi the Haagen-Dazs…er Eater

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[King Ferio music]

[clop clop clop]

[rewr! rewr! rewr! rewr! rewr! rewr!]

FERIO: Old Clef!

[rewr!]

[music stops]

Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a Haagen-Dazs?

[dramatic chord]

CLEF: I'm not that old.

FERIO: Wha- That's the wrong character!

CLEF: Well, sorry. It's not my fault I have more characters than you.

FERIO: What? I'm the main character!

CLEF: Exactly.

FERIO: Huh-

CLEF: Who sent you?

FERIO: The Knights Who Say 'Puu'.

CLEF: Aggh! No! Never! We have nothing here.

FERIO: If you do not tell us where we can buy a Haagen-Dazs, my friend and I will say... we will say... 'Puu'.

CLEF: Agh! Do your worst!

FERIO: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily... Puu!

CLEF: No! Never! No Haagen-Dazs!

FERIO: Puu!

CLEF: [cough]

ASCOT: Ni!

FERIO: No, no, no, no, I--

ASCOT: Ni!

FERIO: No, it's not that. It's 'Puu'.

ASCOT: Ni!

FERIO: No, no. 'Puu'. You're not doing it properly. No.

ASCOT: Puu!

FERIO and ASCOT: Puu!

FERIO: That's it. That's it. You've got it.

FERIO and ASCOT: Puu!

CLEF: Ohh!

ASCOT: Puu!

FERIO: Puu!

CLEF: Agh!

ASCOT: Puu!

FERIO: Puu!

ASCOT: Puu!

FERIO: Puu!

ASCOT: Puu!

UMI THE…EATER: Are you saying 'Puu' to that old guy?

FERIO: Erm,... yes.

UMI: Oh, what sad times are these when passing dudes can say 'Puu' at will to old guys. There is a pestilence or whatever upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange, design, and eat Haagen-Dazs are under considerable economic stress at this period in history. Well, not really, but-

FERIO: Did you say ' Haagen-Dazs '?

UMI: Yes. Haagen-Dazs are my trade. I am a Haagen-Dazer Eater Person Thingy. My name is 'Umi the… Eater'. I arrange, design, eat, and sell Haagen-Dazs.

ASCOT: Puu!

FERIO: No! No, no, no! No!

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Scene 19: The Knights who no longer say 'Puu'

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FERIO: O Knights of Puu, we have brought you your Haagen-Dazs. May we go now?

MOKONA: It is a good Haagen-Dazs. I like the nice box particularly,... but there is one small problem.

FERIO: What is that?

MOKONA: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Puu'.

KNIGHTS OF PUU: Puu! Shh!

MOKONA: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'.

RANDOM: Puu!

MOKONA: Therefore, we must give you a test.

FERIO: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights whom till recently said 'Puu'?

MOKONA: Firstly, you must find... another Haagen-Dazs!

[dramatic chord]

FERIO: Not another Haagen-Dazs!

RANDOM: Puu!

MOKONA: Then, when you have found the Haagen-Dazs, you must place the box here beside this Haagen-Dazs box, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

KNIGHTS OF PUU: A path! A path! A path! Puu! Shh! Puu! Puu! Puu! Shh! Shh!...

MOKONA: Then, when you have found the Haagen-Dazs, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... an old guru!

[dramatic chord]

KNIGHTS OF PUU: A guru!

MOKONA: Preferably named Clef.

KNIGHTS OF PUU: Clef! Clef!

FERIO: We shall do no such thing!

MOKONA: Oh, please!

FERIO: Cut down a tree with an old guru? It can't be done. You might as well try Winnie the Pooh.

KNIGHTS OF PUU: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!

MOKONA: Augh! Ohh! Don't say that word.

FERIO: What word?

MOKONA: I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Puu cannot hear. So close to the ways of Puu, but yet strangely different.

FERIO: How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is? You're as understandable as Winnie the Pooh.

KNIGHTS OF PUU: Aaaaugh!

MOKONA: You said it again!

FERIO: What, 'is'?

KNIGHTS OF PUU: Agh! No, not 'is'.

MOKONA: No, not 'is'. You wouldn't get vary far in life not saying 'is'.

KNIGHTS OF PUU: No, not 'is'. Not 'is'.

ASCOT: My liege, its Sir Innova!

TATRA: [singing] He is packing it in and packing it up

And sneaking away and buggering up

And chickening out and pissing off home,

Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

Yes, to bravely run away to the luu,

He's as strong as Winnie the Pooh.

FERIO: Sir Innova!

INNOVA: My liege! It's good to see you. Ignore the Minstrel, for I'm way weaker then any bear named Pooh.

MOKONA: Now he's said the word!

FERIO: Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Earring to challenge Pooh?

TATRA: [singing] He is sneaking away and buggering up--

INNOVA: Shut up! No, no. No. Far from it. Though I might, you know, challenge Pooh later… much later.

MOKONA: He said the word again!

KNIGHTS OF PUU: Aaaaugh!

INNOVA: I was looking for it- the Earring, not Pooh.

KNIGHTS OF PUU: Aaaaugh!

INNOVA: Uh, here-- here in this forest.

FERIO: No, Pooh and the Earring are far from this place.

KNIGHTS OF PUU: Aaaaugh!

MOKONA: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word! The word...

FERIO: Oh, stop it! I am discussing important matters… like Pooh.

MOKONA: ...we cannot hear! Ow! He said it again! Pooh!

FERIO: Ascot!

MOKONA: Wait! I said Pooh! I said Pooh!

[clop clop clop]

Ooh! I said Pooh again! And there again! That's three 'Poohs"! Ohh!

KNIGHTS OF PUU: Aaaaugh!...

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Narrative Interlude: 'Summer changed back into Winter...'

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EMERAUDE: And so, Ferio and Ascot and Sir Innova set out on their search to find the enchanter of whom the old man had spoken in scene twenty-four. Beyond the forest, they met Sir Eagle and Sir Lantis, and there was much rejoicing.

MAGIC KNIGHTS: Yay! Yay!

[woosh]

EMERAUDE: In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Innova's minstrels.

TATRA: [high-pitched] Get back! Eee!

EMERAUDE: And there was much rejoicing.

MAGIC KNIGHTS: Yay!

EMERAUDE: A year passed.

CLEF: [shivering]

EMERAUDE: Winter changed into Spring.

CLEF: Mmm, nice.

EMERAUDE: Spring changed into Summer.

CLEF: Oh. Ahh.

EMERAUDE: Summer changed back into Winter,...

CLEF: Oh?

EMERAUDE: ...and Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn.

CLEF: Aah.

[snap]

Oh! Waa!

EMERAUDE: Until one day...

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Scene 20: Clef has too many parts

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[King Ferio music]

[clop clop clop]

[music stops]

[boom]

MAGIC KNIGHTS: Eh. Oh. See it? Oh. Oh.

FERIO: Magic Knights! Forward!

[boom boom boom boom boom]

[squeak]

[boom boom boom boom]

What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?

CLEF THE ENCHANTER?: I... am a guru.

FERIO: By what name are you known?

CLEF: There are some who call me... 'Clef'?

FERIO: Greetings, Clef the Enchanter.

CLEF: Greetings, King Ferio, who only has two parts!

FERIO: what? You know my name and parts?

(Loki: *grin*

Oh, keep your mind out of the gutter!)

CLEF: I do. For I have read the script!

[zoosh]

You seek the Holy Earring!

FERIO: That is our quest. You know much that is hidden, O Clef.

CLEF: Quite. In fact, if it weren't for Booma thinking your sister would be better, I would have been God.

[pweeng]

CLEF: I have been Favored. Many fear me.

[boom]

[clap clap clap]

INNOVA: Oh.

FERIO: Yes, we're-- we're looking for the Holy Grail. Our quest is to find the Holy Grail.

MAGIC KNIGHTS: Yeah. Yes. It is. It is. Yeah. Yup. Yup. Hm. Mm.

FERIO: And so, we're-- we're-- we're looking for it.

ASCOT: Yes, we are.

SIR LANTIS: Yeah.

INNOVA: We are. We are.

ASCOT: We have been for some time.

INNOVA: Ages.

ASCOT: Umhm.

FERIO: Uh-- uh, so, uh, anything that you could do to, uh-- to help... would be... very... helpful.

SIR LANTIS: Look, can you tell us where--

[boom]

FERIO: Fine. Um, I don't want to waste any more of your time, but, uh, I don't suppose you could, uh, tell us where we might find a, um-- find a, uh-- a, um-- a, uh--

CLEF: A what...?

FERIO: An e-- a-- an e-- an e-- a-- an e--

CLEF: An ear?!

FERIO: Yes. I think so.

INNOVA: Y-- y-- yes.

FERIO: Yes.

SIR LANTIS: Nope.

INNOVA: nope?

CLEF: oh…You mean… an Earring?!

FERIO: yes… yes-I am quite certain.

SIR LANTIS: Yep.

MAGIC KNIGHTS: That's it...

CLEF: Yes!

INNOVA: Oh.

FERIO: Oh. Thank you.

INNOVA: Ahh.

SIR LANTIS: Oh. Fine.

FERIO: Thank you.

INNOVA: Splendid.

MAGIC KNIGHTS: Aah...

[boom pweeng boom boom]

FERIO: Look, um, you're a busy man, uh--

CLEF: Yes, I can help you find the Holy Earring.

MAGIC KNIGHTS: Oh, thank you. Oh...

CLEF: To the north there lies a cave-- the cave of Caerbannog-- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged...

[boom]

...make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Earring.

FERIO: Where could we find this cave, O Clef?

CLEF: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave Magic Knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

FERIO: What an eccentric performance.

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Bamboomarang~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Why haven't I really been writing chaps? I actually wasn't lying when I said runescape. It's really fun as long as you have friends playing it with you. And I really am making a web site for runescape… it's just taking longer then I thought. If you want to try out runescape, you can add me to your friends list; Andreanight. But hey, you don't have to… I just think its fun! ^^

My other excuse is to make up for readers I've been making a special tea. But if I do it wrong, it'll explode. The symptoms of smelling the tea right before it explodes are meeting weird people/things and another word that's smudged… I think its 'rym'. But what's 'rym'? Is it rye? *sigh* -. - I have no clue.

bambu: I like clue! ^^

That's good! ^^ Never be blue.

Mokona: Puu! ^^

bambu: Hi! ^^ I like you too!

Loki: Shoo!

Mokona: L *starts to leave* Puu.

bambu: You made Mokona shoo! Boo hoo

Loki: Um… No, a shoe!

--* Our conversation has gone down the luu.

Loki: I blame it all on you!

Hey! I have feelings too!

Loki: I meant bambu!

bambu: I want something new!

Cow: Moo!

bambu: Hey! He's from Winnie the Pooh!

No he's not; what should we do?

Loki: We should kill the cow that's not from Winnie the Pooh!

Cow: 0.0 Moo?

bambu: But then our pride would go down the luu!

First I must tell something I knew!

Loki: That the teapot lid just blew?

Nope, that the cow knows the pie of two!

Loki: Great. Now the tea is a ghost. :) BOO!

bambu: AHHH…chu.

Loki: you're not scared? I'll sue!

But what about the cow? *To the cow* Moo?

bambu: I don't understand you two.

Don't worry; I'll cue.

Loki: This cow really needs to shoo.

Cow: Moo.

You're right about that and the tea, too.

bambu: What do you mean; I haven't a clue.

Tea: *KABLOO*

~Later, the sky is blue~

Cyan: Hey… this is good tea… oh; um… booma doesn't own MKR/Monty Python or runescape…Read and Run! No… wait… Read and Review!

99998 other baby crickets: And don't sue!