Ranma woke up in unfamiliar surroundings and slowly recovered his memories. Ranma smiled as he remembered Felica as a young girl. Wow she sure has grown! Then he remembered when he fainted. Ranma muttered a few curses in his thoughts. He turned his head toward the door as he heard it opened.

"Hi mom"

"Ranma your awake!"

A voice shouted behind Tasha. "Ranma! Are you okay?"

Felicia dashed in so fast that she almost bowled Tasha over. The next thing Ranma knew she was right beside the bed he was lying down on. Tasha finally straightens herself after the sudden event almost knocked her over.

"It's a good thing too, a friend is coming to visit" Felicia smiled.

"Who is it?" Ranma asked curiously.

"Morrigan Aesland"

Ranma and his adopted mother were now prying their jaws from the floor.

"Morrigan Aesland! Didn't she refuse to be one of the lords of Makai?" Tasha asked, still surprised.

"Yeah!"

"Uh... when is coming?"

"She's here now"

Tasha facefaulted, Ranma could have done the same, but he was still in bed. Then Ranma remembered what kind of demon Morrigan was. Ranma covered his nose to stop the sudden nose bleed at the thought of being in the same room with a beautiful sex demon.

Saotome residents....

"Come back here and receive your punishment, husband!"

"No-chan please!"

"Don't No-chan me!"

Genma had thought the police had brought Ranma back home. When he had discovered that Ranma wasn't there he had panicked. It was also the time that Nodoka came home. When she saw Genma she was excited to see Ranma, but when she found out what happened. She was ready to cut Genma into ribbons.

Now let's move shall we?

Felicia frowned, Ranma nose was bleeding for some reason. Was it hot? She heard heat can cause nose bleeds. Oh well. Morrigan had just arrived too. She smiled, two of her best friends were visiting and nothing can ruin it.

"Excuse me? Which way is Japan?" A voice suddenly spoke up behind her.

Felicia turned around to see the ever famous lost boy, Ryoga Hibiki. Who, in turn, got a good look at her. Suddenly a gush of blood spilled out of Ryoga's nose and promptly fainted. She sighed, that was the fifth time this month this wandered guy into her house. Felicia began to drag the young man outside and left him on the steps of her house. Now what should we be doing now? Oh yeah! She had to get the drinks.



In the living room...

Ranma was trembling nervously as he looked toward Morrigan. She responded with a seductive wink. Ranma gulped. Tasha slapped her forehead. How was he going to give her grandchildren if he's too shy around women?

"Why did you refuse to a Makai Lord" Tasha asked hoping to spring up a conversation.

"Too boring, I don't want servants to bow at my feet"

"So you just want more freedom?"

"Yes, it's no fun to be a Lord of Makai" Morrigan began to eye Ranma. "Ranma, would you like to have some fun?"

"Errr... gottacheckonFeliciabye!"

Morrigan blinked at the dust trail. She grinned, he was a virgin! There are very few virgins these days. She must have him! To find one his age and still be a virgin was a rare treat!

In Felicia's Kitchen...

Ranma backed to the wall and breathed a sigh of relief. Felicia looked at Ranma with a worried expression.

"You okay?" She asked.

"Yeah"

"Good" Felicia smiled cutely. "Could you help me with these trays?"

"Sure" Ranma returned with a smile of his own. Felicia handed him a tray with several pastries.

Somewhere else (not even the author know where)

In a dark room, several men sat around a beautiful oak table. There were five men in total, wearing expensive looking suits. At the end of the room was a large TV monitor.

"Greetings, gentlemen" The first man stood at the end of the table. "As you know we monitor several beings known as Dark Ones or the politically correct name, Dark Stalkers"

"We know that! Get on with it, Arthas!" Interrupted by a thirty year old short man wearing a navy suit and a red tie.

"I'm getting there, Jonathan" Arthas growled at the short man. The monitor came to life showing a man dressed as a European noble. "My agents have now found the most powerful of these creatures"

"This is Dimitri Maximov, the worlds' strongest vampire" Arthas continued. "He is known to case a lot of trouble among the populace around his castle"

The picture then moved to Morrigan.

"Morrigan Aesland, species: succubus, she and Dimitri have been known to fight each other several times, her speed is incredible, as well as her wings can morph into several blades, and can take human form"

"Man! I would love to get in bed with her!" commented a twenty year old man. He was tall, blonde hair was long enough to reach his shoulders. The other men groaned when they heard him. The man next to him dressed in a brown suit slammed his notebook on the back of his comrade's head.

"Ow! What was that for?!"

"Pay attention, Anthony!"

"I am! At that buxom! I mean look at that outfit! What do you say, Doric? Am I right?"

"....." The fifth man looked at Anthony. He was wearing a simple white dress shirt and a tie. His red eyes never showed emotion. "Don't get me involved in this. This is between you and Thomas"

Arthas sweatdropped heavily. How did these men ever became the worlds best Dark Hunters and act like this was beyond him.