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NOTE: This chapter is written in 3rd person.

Chapter 2: A High Road to Revenge _______________________________

Captain Hector landed on the nearest planet, Naboo. The doors of the space ship closed as he left his ship.

Hector spotted only four men in the landing area, one young man, and three guards.

"Hector, I assume?" asked the young man.

"That's me." Hector replied.

"But, just call me Carl." He continued.

"Sure. My name is Cilt Fearrow. I'm a Jedi...and I come in peace."

"What's a Jedi?" Carl asked.

"A Jedi is...well, I don't have time for this now...let's say that I came to save your life."

"OK...that explains..." Carl said, rolling his eyes.

"You must come with me." Cilt said.

"OK, like whatever."

They walked away to a nearby cantina.

"Carel..."

"Carl." Hector corrected.

"FINE...So, there's a big bounty on your head, even in this galaxy. You're the most wanted criminal in the god'damn world."

"OK...Hmm...OK...That's OK (Like Anthropomorphizer would say)." Carl said.

"IT'S NOT OKAY!!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? IT'S MY MISSION TO PROTECT YOU!"

"Ohh...I get it...you're the Terminator!! Cool!" Carl said.

"No *rolling eyes*,!! I'm Cilt, not the Terminator. What the heck are you thinking? Do I look like Arnold Schwarzenegger? Do I say "I'll be back" or "Hasta la vista, baby!"? Cilt got angry.

"OK, OK. Sorry. You can calm down. You're not Arnie, but I know who you are now...you're a Jedi!" Carl told.

"Yes...how did you know?" Cilt asked.

"Well, there was a poster that had a man and a lightsaber. It said "We want you to join the Jedi!". So, I assume that you're a Jedi, because you have a lightsaber." Carl said.

"Good, Hector. So, now you know what exactly I am." Cilt said.

"Anyways, we have to leave immediately to Planet Kharr. I've spotted Darth Ziek going there right now. It's a Sith place, and it's very far from this planet." Cilt continued.

"OK, What-ever!" Carl said, without understanding the Sith part that Cilt was talking about.

The two men left Naboo to go to Kharr.

"I have a bad feeling about this..." Carl said.

"Hey! That's my line!" Cilt said, with a little bit of anger.

"Sorry." Carl said, rolling his eyes.

The ship jumped into hyperspace, and soon spotted a large Sith ship.

"That's it!" Cilt said, amazed.

"What? Oh..that space ship. It looks like one of those from Star Trek." Hector said, Cilt laughed.

"You're a funny person, Cerl."

"CARL!" Hector corrected.

"Fine. Anyway, we're going to land on the ship." Cilt said.

"Finally, I will have my revenge....yess...the one revenge....to..." And then Sauron appears and disrupts Carl:

"THAT IS MY LINE! Yessss....the one line...to rule them all!"

"Whatever, man!" Cilt says and kills Sauron with his lightsaber.

The two men land successfully on the large Sith ship, hoping to restore peace to the galaxy...

*Opening Star Wars music*