I AM NOT A MAC/HARM SHIPPER!!! I did this on a bet that I couldn't even
write a 50 work h/m flashfic. So there, Melanie!
STANDARD DISCLAIMERS APPLY
My apologies to the creators of The Sound of Music!
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Harm (H/M Shipper Version)
Gardens of roses, My Gold Pilot's Wings,
Saving the Day,hearing lovebirds sing,
Mac's tiny bikini that's tied up with strings -
These are a few of my favorite things
Firing guns in the courtroom and Mom's apple streudels
Cases and dinner from Ho's House of Noodles -
Tomcats that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Bringing down scumbags and making them pay Mac in a towel I'll take any day- Chasing Clay Webb to the ends of globe My favorite thing - AJ breaking his nose!
Gatherings with my family at JAG Surface Warfare Ball and not going Stag Tracking down Palmer before he finds me And absolutely anything to do with the sea!
Mac in black dresses with red satin sashes
Snowball fights, with snow on her eyelashes...
Playing B-ball with Sturgis, My Godson on Swings,
These are a few of my favorite things
When I am sad, When the Admiral's Mad,
When Palmer comes to call -
I simply remember my favorite things And I don't feel bad
at all!
STANDARD DISCLAIMERS APPLY
My apologies to the creators of The Sound of Music!
***********
Harm (H/M Shipper Version)
Gardens of roses, My Gold Pilot's Wings,
Saving the Day,hearing lovebirds sing,
Mac's tiny bikini that's tied up with strings -
These are a few of my favorite things
Firing guns in the courtroom and Mom's apple streudels
Cases and dinner from Ho's House of Noodles -
Tomcats that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Bringing down scumbags and making them pay Mac in a towel I'll take any day- Chasing Clay Webb to the ends of globe My favorite thing - AJ breaking his nose!
Gatherings with my family at JAG Surface Warfare Ball and not going Stag Tracking down Palmer before he finds me And absolutely anything to do with the sea!
Mac in black dresses with red satin sashes
Snowball fights, with snow on her eyelashes...
Playing B-ball with Sturgis, My Godson on Swings,
These are a few of my favorite things
When I am sad, When the Admiral's Mad,
When Palmer comes to call -
I simply remember my favorite things And I don't feel bad
at all!
