I AM NOT A MAC/HARM SHIPPER!!! I did this on a bet that I couldn't even write a 50 work h/m flashfic. So there, Melanie!

STANDARD DISCLAIMERS APPLY

My apologies to the creators of The Sound of Music!

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Harm (H/M Shipper Version)

Gardens of roses, My Gold Pilot's Wings,

Saving the Day,hearing lovebirds sing,

Mac's tiny bikini that's tied up with strings -

These are a few of my favorite things

Firing guns in the courtroom and Mom's apple streudels

Cases and dinner from Ho's House of Noodles -

Tomcats that fly with the moon on their wings

These are a few of my favorite things

Bringing down scumbags and making them pay Mac in a towel I'll take any day- Chasing Clay Webb to the ends of globe My favorite thing - AJ breaking his nose!

Gatherings with my family at JAG Surface Warfare Ball and not going Stag Tracking down Palmer before he finds me And absolutely anything to do with the sea!

Mac in black dresses with red satin sashes

Snowball fights, with snow on her eyelashes...

Playing B-ball with Sturgis, My Godson on Swings,

These are a few of my favorite things

When I am sad, When the Admiral's Mad,

When Palmer comes to call -

I simply remember my favorite things And I don't feel bad

at all!