Disclaimer: My mamma.. my mamma.. said I was poorer than you prats.
Note to self: Stop farting like a goon.
Not to everyone: Jamesikins – Lilly Sirius- Jessica Remus- Molly
Chapter 3 Tissue Paper
James woke up to Sirius and Remus blowing their noses in a tissue-blowing contest as they put it. They got dressed in pink bikinis and went with the girls outside who were wearing business clothes. They walked outside not even questioning what the other was wearing.
When they got outside, they saw this red limo with neon lights and they were all like SWEEEETTEETETET. They got in it to go to Kings Cross Station. But on the way they saw Peter who came back from the dead. He got run over by the limo. They didn't stop though. They kept going to an ice cream parlor where Remus asked, "Is strawberry those SEXY RED thing." Molly was all like, "Owwhh me gosh. What is boyfriend on. He's scaring everyone. I will kill him one day." So they got their ice cream and set off to Kings Cross. Unfortunatly, it was already five o'clock. What they didn't know was that it was five o'clock AM.
James: Darn we missed it. Jessica: Hey you guys. Everyone: What? Jessica: What I didn't say anything? Lilly: okay.......... James whispers in Remus's ear: No wonder she is Sirius's girlfriend... She is a lunie!?! Molly: LOOK! An old most likely abandoned house with maybe a magic carpet! Everyone: let us ride to camolet.
Inside shackish house
Ol' man sitting there eating yogart: Hi! Everyone: What are you doing?!? Old man: Eating yogurt... Everyone: oh okay our mistake... Old man: Want a magic carpet? It'll cost you! James: Here.. Take my owl... (crying silently and taking suffocated bird from last week out of back pocket) Old man takes dead owl and gives the carpet: Such a pretty bird. My preciousssss. Frodo pops out of nowhere Frodo: BOOOO James: AHHAHAH okay lets go They leave Fly ½ -way to Hogwarts. James: Why is the sun coming up? Sirius: We must of taken too long talkin' to that old man. We gotta hurry Remus: Alrighty then
¾ of the way there
James: You are so beautiful to me... Sirius: I am flattered. Lily: He was singing to me! Sirius: No he wasn't Lily: Was too. Sirius: Was not! This goes on for a while til' James says: Look HogwartS! Remus: Let's go to the Great Hall. Molly whose driving: okay! Run into Window and glass doesn't brake so they get stuck on the window like flies swatted into window with their heads chopped off except their heads stayed on.
Even after they have fallen and bounced on a conveniently located sleeping giant who turned out to be Hagrid who was all like: Wha happened?!?", there places on the wall remained there because it was never dusted before or after that.
A/N. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.Funny stuff---------------------------- anyway bye Love to you, love to me, love to your great great great great great great probably dead grand mamma, ANn
Chapter 3 Tissue Paper
James woke up to Sirius and Remus blowing their noses in a tissue-blowing contest as they put it. They got dressed in pink bikinis and went with the girls outside who were wearing business clothes. They walked outside not even questioning what the other was wearing.
When they got outside, they saw this red limo with neon lights and they were all like SWEEEETTEETETET. They got in it to go to Kings Cross Station. But on the way they saw Peter who came back from the dead. He got run over by the limo. They didn't stop though. They kept going to an ice cream parlor where Remus asked, "Is strawberry those SEXY RED thing." Molly was all like, "Owwhh me gosh. What is boyfriend on. He's scaring everyone. I will kill him one day." So they got their ice cream and set off to Kings Cross. Unfortunatly, it was already five o'clock. What they didn't know was that it was five o'clock AM.
James: Darn we missed it. Jessica: Hey you guys. Everyone: What? Jessica: What I didn't say anything? Lilly: okay.......... James whispers in Remus's ear: No wonder she is Sirius's girlfriend... She is a lunie!?! Molly: LOOK! An old most likely abandoned house with maybe a magic carpet! Everyone: let us ride to camolet.
Inside shackish house
Ol' man sitting there eating yogart: Hi! Everyone: What are you doing?!? Old man: Eating yogurt... Everyone: oh okay our mistake... Old man: Want a magic carpet? It'll cost you! James: Here.. Take my owl... (crying silently and taking suffocated bird from last week out of back pocket) Old man takes dead owl and gives the carpet: Such a pretty bird. My preciousssss. Frodo pops out of nowhere Frodo: BOOOO James: AHHAHAH okay lets go They leave Fly ½ -way to Hogwarts. James: Why is the sun coming up? Sirius: We must of taken too long talkin' to that old man. We gotta hurry Remus: Alrighty then
¾ of the way there
James: You are so beautiful to me... Sirius: I am flattered. Lily: He was singing to me! Sirius: No he wasn't Lily: Was too. Sirius: Was not! This goes on for a while til' James says: Look HogwartS! Remus: Let's go to the Great Hall. Molly whose driving: okay! Run into Window and glass doesn't brake so they get stuck on the window like flies swatted into window with their heads chopped off except their heads stayed on.
Even after they have fallen and bounced on a conveniently located sleeping giant who turned out to be Hagrid who was all like: Wha happened?!?", there places on the wall remained there because it was never dusted before or after that.
A/N. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.Funny stuff---------------------------- anyway bye Love to you, love to me, love to your great great great great great great probably dead grand mamma, ANn
