Dream Time 1
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Me: I had a dream last night...... * waves her hands mystically*
Yahiko: So what? Who cares.
*bonks him on the head*
Me: It wasn't just any stupid dream! It concerned Kenshin!
Sanosuke: Dreaming of Kenshin, eh? *elbows Kenshin* Better watch out.
Me: SANOSUKE!!!
Kenshin: Maa, maa...
Me: Did you just say "Ma ma?"
Kenshin: *blushing* No!
Kaoru: You need to go over your transalation dictionary again.
Me: Oops... *bows head in apology* Well, anyway, my dream was really weird. Kenshin was a fairy.
Everyone shrieks "NANI??!!" followed by an outraged squeak from Kenshin.
Kaoru: Sanosuke, what have you been telling her?!
Sanosuke: What are you angry at me for? She's the one who dreamed Kenshin was a fairy!
Me: He was a very strange fairy.
Yahiko: Duh! All fairies are strange! That Kamatari dude was just crazy.
Me: Wha-? Whats Kamatari have to do with this? What are you all thinking?!
Yahiko: Don't act like we're the ones with dirty minds! You're the fairy dreamer!
Me: What are you talking about?! What's wrong with fairies?
Kaoru: Wait, exactly what kind of fairies are you talking about?
Me: *confused* The magical ones.
Everyone: Aaaah...
Kenshin sighs in relief.
Sanosuke: That's still dirty though.
Me: Huh?
Sanosuke: Aren't fairies the ones who dance in tu-tu's for an emperor?
Kaoru: Now who's the one with the dirty mind?!
Me: Of course not, you dolt! How dare you think I would dream of Kenshin in a tu-tu!!!! *is outraged*
Yahiko: But isn't Kenshin with a magical wand and a pair of wings just as bad?
Everyone: .........................
Me: *hangs head and walks over to Kenshin* You may hit me if you wish. *extends Kaoru's bokken to him*
Kaoru: Where'd you get that?!
Me: I stole it so you'd stop hitting him.
Kaoru: *steaming* Mou!
Me: Meow?
Kaoru: GO GET YOUR DICTIONARY!
Kenshin stares at the bokken consideringly.
Kenshin: Before I decide whether to hit you or not-
Me: Eeep! *thinking* I didn't really think he'd consider doing it!
Kenshin: Besides me being a fairy-
*Sanosuke and Yahiko snicker*
*Kenshin shoots them a glare*
Kenshin: What else did you dream?
Me: Well, it was all dark and I was feeling really gloomy for some reason, then you just appeared in a bright light and offered to grant me a wish.
Yahiko: *curiously* What did you wish?
Me: I don't know. *crestfallen* All I know is that Kenshin didn't grant it for me.
Everyone: Aww.
*Kaoru snatches the bokken and bonks Kenshin on the head*
Kenshin: Oro!
Me: What was that for?
Kaoru: You're supposed to keep promises!
Me: BUT IT WAS A STUPID DREAM!!!
Kaoru: Huh?
Me: See, that's why I wanted to steal your bokken! Besides, if my dreams made Kenshin
act the way he would, he wouldn't be a fairy and my head would make it so we'd just be
at the dojo all alone and-
*freezes as she sees everyone looking at her*
Kaoru: At the dojo?
Yahiko: All alone?
Sanosuke: Hey, kiddo, what were you saying?
Me: *panicked* Ororooooooo.....
Kenshin: Please don't steal my word. Twice is too many. You already stole it when you zapped me to Hogwartz, de gozaru.
Me: Aaaaaah.....
Sanosuke: *prods her* Together all alone? What else, rabbit-girl?
Me: Uhhh, umm... leave me alone!
Yahiko: Look, she's turning red! Now she really is a sewer head!
*Looks panicked then tries to make a run for it*
*Sanosuke and Yahiko chase her*
Yahiko: What were you saying??!!
Sanosuke: We oughta monitor those thoughts in your head, rabbit-girl!
Me: AAAAAAHH!! Leave me alone!!!!
Both: HENTAI!
Me: STOPPIT!
*dashes out to the courtyard and runs in circles continuedly chased by Sanosuke and Yahiko*
Kenshin: Oro....*looks uneasy* I really wish I could stop those thoughts from her head.
Kaoru: *daydreaming*
Kenshin: K-Kaoru-dono?
Kaoru: *drooling*
Kenshin looks at her warily then backs his way into the dojo to his room.
End!!!
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Notes:
Ha ha! I had a lot of fun with this one. Hm... *is listening to Heart of the Sunrise from Seisohen* I love this music. So beautiful.... *sighs* I can't wait to see Tsuikohen! I'm renting it, it's coming this weekend! *is excited* By the time you read this fic, tho, I'll probably have already seen it becuz it's gonna take a while before I actually put this on ff.net.
I actually did have a dream where Kenshin was a fairy. *YES, MYSTICAL KIND!!!*. Though he wasn't really a fairy. Like in this omake, it was really dark and gloomy, I was feeling sad, then this light came and suddenly Kenshin was there, like magic. He didn't have wings or a wand, nothing stupid. In fact, he wasn't really a fairy. It was more like he was a guardian, just showing up in my depressed state. And yes, though we exchanged no words *you know how weird dreams are* I knew that he was going to grant me a wish. And yes, I wished but I don't remember what, and yes, he didn't grant it. If he did, my dream would've turned into a grassy hill with him and me alone together. TO ENJOY EACHOTHER'S COMPANY. *looks at you warily* No, not that way. NOT THAT WAY!! How come almost everything a person says now can be taken in a bad way?! -_-; But no, right after I felt the dissapointment of the wish un-granted, my dream stopped and I think I just dreamed nothing.
You know the nickname Sanosuke gave me? Rabbit-girl? I'm sure its not only me, but I like to daydream hanging out with the K-gumi, so naturally since I'm a girl, I have to have an animal nickname, ne? I love rabbits. I like to have them as pets. I adore them. So in my daydreams, that became my nickname, "rabbit-girl." I know usagi is rabbit in Japanese, but I don't know how to say girl. I won't use onna, *means woman, I believe, please correct me if I'm wrong*, because I am not a woman yet. Rabbit-woman also just sounds weird. I also thought of using: "Usagi-chan" in this omake, but I don't really know how it would transalate. Please tell me if you know. My Japanese is obviously really weak. I might not even know what an omake is!!! 0_0! Please tell me.
This is what I think omake might mean: short story, parody, silly short story.
Something like that. If you have answers to my questions, I'd be really happy to hear them. Xie xie!
