Hoggy's Warts, Chapter 2
"New Abilities"
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Pit pat pit pat-
"Where are we going?"
"You'll see, hold on Kenshin."
'I can't.... I can't believe...'
"Whoa! Kim, what, who's-"
"No time to explain!"
'I can't believe....he's really here...'
Pit pat pit pat-
'Kenshin Himura.....'
'This is...'
"Um, please, could you let me down, de gozaru?"
"Gomenasai. In a bit! We need to get to-"
'This is going to be so great!'
WHAM! As they went around the corner, Kimberly collided with another classmate and Kenshin went flying, narrowly missing a suit of armor holding a rather authentic spear. "Oroooroooorooo....."
'This is going to be so great!'
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Plop!
"Oro!"
"Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry!!!!" she cried shrilly, alarmed.
Kenshin blinked, and sweatdropped. "I'm alright, de gozaru. Don't be alarmed..." he stared at her. No one had ever fussed over him so much when he let out an "Oro". She must be very sensitive towards people's pain. He blinked then smiled, pleased at her kindness. However...a little too sensitive, if she was afraid he was hurt if she plopped him onto a bed...
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Kimberly and Kenshin were in Kimberly's room, in the Gryffindor Girl's Tower. When she explained that to him, Kenshin balked. "Are you sure I should be in here? I wouldn't like to cause trouble, de gozaru." he said, sweat dropping with this kind of face:(^_^').
(Except the smile was more strained, if you know what I mean....he's afraid of being pummeled by girls, like what happens to Ranma from "Ranma 1/2" all the time.)
Kimberly laughed, nervously. "Haha, I'm sure my friends won't mind.."
(*cough cough* She sure got that wrong!)
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!!!!" cried Kochi.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!" cried Isabel.
"WHAT THE HELL?!"cried Sarah, who happened to have transferred here from America. (lol)
"YAAAAAAAAA!" cried Kim.
"What the hell are you yelling for?" cried Sarah.
"Yeah! You brought the guy here, right?" cried Isabel.
"Kami-sama," Kochi growled, putting a hand to her face.
Kenshin was sweating profusely by now. "I'll leave if this causes any inconvenience to you, de gozaru!"
Kochi stared. "De-? De gozaru?" she asked, bewildered.
"De gozaru?" Kenshin repeated, wondering why she had such a strange look on her face.
"De gozaru...?" Kochi asked again.
"De gozaru?" He repeated.
"De gozaru???"
"De gozaru??!!"
"De-"
"KOCHI!" Kim yelled.
"Sorry...!"
Then, spluttering, she turned to Kim. "I heard during Herbology that you summoned an incredibly pretty man-"
(Kenshin's face: (-_-'))
"But I didn't know you summoned him, your animated crush!"
Kimberly turned bright red. "Sh'up!!!" (Her way of saying "Shut up!")
But Kenshin didn't know what a "crush" was anyway, and neither what "animated" meant.
Kimberly, seeing that Kenshin had no idea what Kochi just said, immidietly turned chibi and floated around with hearts popping out of her.
"Oh yes..." she said, twirling around with big goo-goo eyes. "I summoned him-! "I summoned the man of my dreams-"
(Kenshin twitched because he understood this, but otherwise let no other sign that he understood)
"And now he is here!!" she finished, spreading her arms. Her roommates sweatdropped, along with Kenshin. They immidietly shrieked.
"ACK! What's this glob on my head??!"
"Get it off, get it off!"
"Hey, it disappeared! Where the hell did it go?"
Kimberly fluttered around the room with big lovey-eyes. "Aha! Now that Kenshin is here, we can do anime stuff!" she sighed, and put a hand to her face, which showed signs of turning red in that floaty dream way anime people do (like when Kaoru got drunk).
"I've always wanted to be a floating-heart-spouting-chibi!"
Isabel who happened to have watched some comedy anime, rose a hand to call attention.
"Does that mean...," she said hesitantly. "That we can beat eachother up and not really get hurt?"
New possibilities floated in all of the girl's minds.
"You mean we can make our eyes swirl?"
"I can jump really high?"
"Who says you can jump really high??"
"Well Kim said that Kennin could jump really high-"
"It's KENSHIN, okay??! KENSHIN!"
(Kenshin jumped at her screaming)
"Sorry Kim-"
"I WANNA BE A CHIBI! I WANNA BE A CHIBI!" Sarah growled angrily.
"Um, Sarah, right now you have a volcanoe spouting from your head..."
"Huh? AAAAh! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!"
"There you go," Kimberly called joyously. "Now you're chibi!"
The three girls and Kenshin watched Sarah run around wildly in chibi form screaming for someone to put out the fire on her head. It was very amusing.
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The girls spent most of their afternoon this way, ignoring that they were missing class (uh-oh).
1) They beat eachother up-
"Oroorooo...."
"Kenshin! Kenshin, are you okay?!"
"Kim, quit worrying, he's fine-"
"But he's been "Oro"ing and "swirly-eyeing" for a long time now-"
"I'm alright, de gozaru-"
"What?! BAKA! Why do you act like that if you're not even hurt!"
(SMACK!)
"ORO!"
"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry Kenshin, I don't know what came over me-"
"JUST SHUT UP, KIM! HE IS OKAY!"
2) They made their eyes pop-
"Cool! Look how big mine can go!"
"Sarah, I don't think you should do that, that I don't-"
"What's up with the "that I don't" stuff, Kim?"
"I don't want to copy Kenshin."
"Then why don't you just stop, de gozaru?"
"Because I like that way of talking! It's so sweet!" (hugs herself and squirms)(Kenshin sweatdrops)
"Guys, I can't make it stop-"
"OH SHIT! SHIT!" (as she sees Sarah's eyes)
"Sarah!"
"AHH! Make it stop!!!"
"Oi! Now my eyes are getting big!"
"Mine too!"
"It's a chain reaction!"
"Kenshin! Help! How do you make it stop?!"
"I'm not sure, de gozaru."
"NANI??!"
"I never really noticed that I did those sort of things, de gozaru-"
"KENSHIN!!!!"
"Should we pop it?"
"POP IT?! Are you nuts?!"
"Hey, Kochi, get away from the needle-"
"KOCHI!! NOOOO!"
(All four girls simutaneously explode from exstensive eye-growth and after the rubble clears they are seen swirly-eyed and "Oro" ing on the ground. Kenshin looks peeved.)
"They're all copying me, de gozaru..."
3) They practiced face faulting-
"Whee! I'm fallin-OUCH!"
"Um, Isabel, I think you can only face fault when something weird happens or is said."
"What do you mean?"
"Like...er, listen, ok?"
(The three girls lean in to listen to Kimberly)
"I have a joke..."
(They lean closer)
"But I forgot."
(They all face fault then jump up angrily)
"THAT WAS STUPID!"
"Really!"
"But didn't you notice?"
"What?"
"You guys face faulted!"
"We did?"
"Yes!"
"Do it again!"
"I have a joke..."
(They all face fault)
"That is so stupid."
"Yeah, quit using old material, Kim."
"Hello?? You guys did it again..."
"Huh? OH! Hey, we're on the floor!"
"My face is flat!"
"No, its fading now."
"DO IT AGAIN!"
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"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU GUYS DOING??"
The girls got up from the floor and stared with uneasy-sweatdropping faces at Lavendar, who stood in the doorway. Lavendar eyed the wreckege, then shrieked as she spotted Kenshin.
"He is a guy! What are you doing, letting him in here! He might spy on us!"
"Oro!"
"He's no perv! Sh'up!"
"Thats a problem. Where is he sleeping, Kim?"
"...With me?"
"AAAAAh!"
"EEEEEW!"
"NOOO!"
"NOT LIKE THAT YOU SLUDGE HEADS!!"
"Then how?"
"Can't he camp out here in the room? You guys know he's not bad, right?"
"Maybe we should just convince some boys to let him sleep in their room..."
"NO WAY! Who knows what they'll do to him?!"
"Sessha can take care of himself, de gozaru."
"No, you don't understand!"
(Kimberly lowered her voice and motioned her roommates to come closer. Lavender watched them, warily)
"Kenshin's from the past, right?" The girls nodded.
"He doesn't know things. And look at him!"
The girls glanced over to Kenshin, who looked a little uneasy.
"As much as I hate to say it, he looks feminim."
"You mean, he looks like a girl."
"Kochi!"
"It's true!"
"Well... exactly. They might be rude to him."
All of the girls invisioned in their mind Kenshin sleeping on a blanket on a floor in the boy's room, and them teasing him for looking girly. All four invisioned Kenshin teary-eyed at the teasing.
"Awwwwwwwwww!!!" they cooed. Kenshin jumped.
"Okay, you convinced me!"
"He's staying!"
"YES!!" Kim cheered. She pumped fist into the air.
They eyed her warily. "Why are you so happy?" Kochi finally asked. Kim flushed. "Um..er..."
Lavender interrupted. "You guys, we haven't even had dinner yet. But make sure you watch him!" She left, and Kimberly stuck her tongue out at her retreating back. Kenshin looked a little pale; he had peiced together what he had just heard. "I'm...sleeping here? With all of you?"
Kimberly grinned. "Yes, don't worry! We won't cast you out to the enemy!" (:P)
That was exactly what Kenshin wanted. He'd rather sleep outside the castle then in a room with four young girls. "It doesn't seem proper, de gozaru," he pleaded, weakly. But Kim was already dragging him out the door. "C'mon, Ken-chan! Dinner!" Cries of "Yes" and "Yeah!" were heard as the other three girls followed, cheering. Kenshin "Oro"ed, but to no avail.
~OWARI!
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I know, the ending was too sudden. -_-;; I totally sidetracked from the original plan for this chapter. I guess I'll use it for the next one. *_* I've always wanted to have anime abilities! So as I typed, the girls trying out their new abilities came into the story, and wiped out the original storyline. Sort of choppy, if you ask me. Ah well. Next one comin soon, hopefully!
