Notes:

This has more swearing then I expected. 0_o. So you are warned.

*__*= something happening or someone doing something.

(_____)= Um...you know in the manga they always have little sarcastic replies in smaller text? Well, that stands for that. It's like someone saying: "Sure, I like you! ...(Not.)" :P

(___)= also contains emoticons. (0_o) See, it's a face!! Okay, onwards!

~+~Dream Time 2~+~

Deep Man Voice: And now, it's time for.... *drum roll* ____ dream!!!

Fake Audience: YAAAAAAAAAYY!! (Let's see what weirdness she has cooked up in that strange little mind of hers!)

*Curtains pull to reveal abashed Me standing on a platform*

Me: Okay, you guys can go now.

Deep Man Voice: I want to stay!

Fake Audience: Us too!

Me: NO! No one can know of my embaressing dreams except for the K-gumi and the readers! NOW KAPOOSH! *boots Deep Man Voice and Fake Audience to the moon*

~+~

*Stupid stage disappears and the K-gumi and Me are just lolling at the dojo porch*

Kenshin: So what did you dream this time, de gozaru?

Me: Er.... (X_X') I'm not telling!!

Sanosuke: Oi! You just said the only ones who you'd tell your dreams to are us and the readers!

Me: Um, er, I LIED! *hides face in hands*

Kaoru: *whispering to Misao* It must be really bad if she doesn't even want to tell us.

Me: *yelping* HOW DID SHE GET HERE!? AND HOW DID HE!?! *points dramatically to Aoshi who is drinking tea and brooding under a tree*

Misao: (^_^) Well, figuring that you probably forgot us the last time you told a dream, Lord Aoshi and I decided to come over so you wouldn't repeat the mistake!! (It was a mistake, right?)

Me: Riiight... (No, it wasn't)

Misao: ......*demon eyes*

*A tense moment. It looks like a fight could occur, but then Yahiko takes a flying leap and kicks Me in the head*

Yahiko: HURRY AND 'FESS UP, SISSY!!

Me: EXCUSE ME??!!

K-gumi: (o_0')

Sanosuke: Sissy?

Yahiko: (-_-') Well hey, Kaoru's taken "Ugly"- *Kaoru bonks him on the head* -and Sanosuke's the "Moron"- *another hit, distributed by Sanosuke*-and Yutaro's the Brat- *Yutaro sneezes in Germany*- so there isn't much left I can call her without being a jerk.

Me: *sniffs* Well thank you for being soooo considerate, Yahiko-chan.

Yahiko: Stop calling me "chan"!! :(

Kenshin: *coughs to get attention* Please proceed with your dream, ____.

Sanosuke: *grinning* Eager to see what she's dreamed of you next, huh? *elbows him*

Kenshin: (^_^;) Sano, if you keep making references to the fairy incident, sessha may feel a need to spar with you, de gozaru.

Sano: Eh? (A little slow on the uptake)

Yahiko: *whispering to him* He'll kick your ass.

Sano: Oh.

Me: Well, it wasn't Kenshin..who I dreamed about...

K-gumi: *thinking* This could get interesting....

Me: Okay....well...I don't remember too much....but...

*Everyone leans in closer except for Aoshi, who is staring at his tea leaves with moderate interest*

Me: It was all black, see, but then...there was a guy I recognized from RK.....

*Everyone scoots closer*

...

......

Me: So, this guy just pops up in the black, and he has a whitish glow on 'im....er...

....

*Readers: *thinking* Hurry the fuck up, girl!!*

........

...........

Me: So he just sort of appeared....

Sanosuke & Yahiko: *thinking* Please don't be me, please don't be me-!

Me: *rushedly* Andsothenthiswhitishglowappearsanditbecomesclearerandit'sSaito.

Everyone: WWWHAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!!

Readers: WHHHHAAAAATTT??!!!?!

Aoshi: PPPPPPPpppppplllllrhhghh! *He's spitting out his tea. (^_^')*

(X_X) !!! ... (0_0)' ...!!.

.(@_@) ...??

?...(0_o) .!!! (x_X'') ...!! (.')

Sanosuke: SAITO?! What the hell are you doing dreaming of that guy?!

Me: *wailing* It's not my fault! My brain is stupid! I'd rather dream of Sanosuke then him!!

Sanosuke: *thinking* Should I take that as a compliment or an insult?...

Kenshin: *cautiously* What did he do?

*K-gumi shudders as they wonder what Saito did*

Me: Like, my vision zoomed close up to his face-....but then he just turned around and disappeared. *sighs in relief*

*The K-gumi sighs in audible disappointment. Aoshi looks slightly put out*

Me: *accusingly* It's like you want me to dream him doing something weird or disgusting!

Misao: Well of course! Why do you think we wouldn't want to see that crazy-psycho-cop get goofed up?

Saito: Is that my name, then?

*The K-gumi yelps and jumps. I scream and claw out my eyes*

Saito: My wife was concerned that I was catching a cold with all that sneezing, but I knew it was just you lot. So kindly shut up.

Yahiko: Try saying that again! *waves his bokken*

Sanosuke: Yeah, rabbit-girl was just entertaining us 'bout a dream-

Me: OKAY ROOSTER, THAT IS ENOUGH!!!!!

Sanosuke: -concernin' you.

Saito: *glares* Oh, is that so?

Me: omigodomigodomigodomigod-

Kaoru: She's cracked!

Me: *wailing* I don't wanna dream of Saito!!!! He's scary and mean!!!!!!!

Saito: *his eye twitches* Exactly what did you dream?

Me: Not tellin'! You're just scary to be around with. (^_^) *smiles* I'll just have to build an outer wall of protection against you to twist my feelings about you. *daydreams* Er...you are....a nice pet wolfy!

Yahiko: Now he's gonna kill you for sure!

Me: No he's not! He's a nice shaggy wolf who kills other predators so the little bunnies like me can live in herbevor-ic peace!.

Saito: A WOLF OF MIBU CAN NEVER BE TAMED!!! *takes out his sword*

Me: WAAAAAAAAAh waaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah-

*Deep Man Voice & Fake Audience drop back down from the moon*

Me: AAAAAaaaaaaaah, waaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaah, waaaagh-

Deep Man Voice: And that is all for today's show! Toodles for now!

Fake Audience: Yaaaay! *claps*

*Saito gets loose and chases me around the dojo*

Me: OH KAMI-SAMA!!!!!!

Saito: GGGGGRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Deep Man Voice: And that is really it. Go eat a cookie or something. Or better yet, review! Or even better, check out _____'s other fics. Now shooo!

*screams are heard in the backround*

THE END!

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Gomen! Lo siento! SORRY! That was just freaky. Just so you know....:

I do not hate Saito. I think he is an interesting man and I really like his "Aku Soku Zan" code. Truth be told, if I were to choose which rule matches me best, I'd be an "Aku Soku Zan" then a non-killer who was considerate to my enemies like Kenshin. I am a very vengeful person. ^_^'' The dream: The first half of the fic was true. It was all black, then Saito appeared with a glow surrounding him. Now, my question to my brain is...WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO RETARDED??!! Though I am ok with Saito like I said earlier, I do NOT want that man lurking in my dreams! Really, if my brain was my friend, it would help me dream of Kenshin! (Kenshin's so sweet. ^^) My brain is more like an enemy! The only dreams I have with Kenshin are the sad depressing kinds when you're trying to get to a person but never reaching them! ;_; Also, I know this was really freaky, and I'm sorry. See, I figured if I ended it with me just telling my boring dream of Saito appearing in the black and disappearing, it'd be too boring. So I tried to twist it to be weirder to entertain. -_-; That's all!

Bye!

P.S. Thank you Sakura Butterfly for being a constant reviewer and reader!

P.S.S. I have the idea for the next Hogwartz chapter!! It's just really boring right now, and needs more filling. ^_^