Notes:
This has more swearing then I expected. 0_o. So you are warned.
*__*= something happening or someone doing something.
(_____)= Um...you know in the manga they always have little sarcastic replies in smaller text? Well, that stands for that. It's like someone saying: "Sure, I like you! ...(Not.)" :P
(___)= also contains emoticons. (0_o) See, it's a face!! Okay, onwards!
~+~Dream Time 2~+~
Deep Man Voice: And now, it's time for.... *drum roll* ____ dream!!!
Fake Audience: YAAAAAAAAAYY!! (Let's see what weirdness she has cooked up in that strange little mind of hers!)
*Curtains pull to reveal abashed Me standing on a platform*
Me: Okay, you guys can go now.
Deep Man Voice: I want to stay!
Fake Audience: Us too!
Me: NO! No one can know of my embaressing dreams except for the K-gumi and the readers! NOW KAPOOSH! *boots Deep Man Voice and Fake Audience to the moon*
~+~
*Stupid stage disappears and the K-gumi and Me are just lolling at the dojo porch*
Kenshin: So what did you dream this time, de gozaru?
Me: Er.... (X_X') I'm not telling!!
Sanosuke: Oi! You just said the only ones who you'd tell your dreams to are us and the readers!
Me: Um, er, I LIED! *hides face in hands*
Kaoru: *whispering to Misao* It must be really bad if she doesn't even want to tell us.
Me: *yelping* HOW DID SHE GET HERE!? AND HOW DID HE!?! *points dramatically to Aoshi who is drinking tea and brooding under a tree*
Misao: (^_^) Well, figuring that you probably forgot us the last time you told a dream, Lord Aoshi and I decided to come over so you wouldn't repeat the mistake!! (It was a mistake, right?)
Me: Riiight... (No, it wasn't)
Misao: ......*demon eyes*
*A tense moment. It looks like a fight could occur, but then Yahiko takes a flying leap and kicks Me in the head*
Yahiko: HURRY AND 'FESS UP, SISSY!!
Me: EXCUSE ME??!!
K-gumi: (o_0')
Sanosuke: Sissy?
Yahiko: (-_-') Well hey, Kaoru's taken "Ugly"- *Kaoru bonks him on the head* -and Sanosuke's the "Moron"- *another hit, distributed by Sanosuke*-and Yutaro's the Brat- *Yutaro sneezes in Germany*- so there isn't much left I can call her without being a jerk.
Me: *sniffs* Well thank you for being soooo considerate, Yahiko-chan.
Yahiko: Stop calling me "chan"!! :(
Kenshin: *coughs to get attention* Please proceed with your dream, ____.
Sanosuke: *grinning* Eager to see what she's dreamed of you next, huh? *elbows him*
Kenshin: (^_^;) Sano, if you keep making references to the fairy incident, sessha may feel a need to spar with you, de gozaru.
Sano: Eh? (A little slow on the uptake)
Yahiko: *whispering to him* He'll kick your ass.
Sano: Oh.
Me: Well, it wasn't Kenshin..who I dreamed about...
K-gumi: *thinking* This could get interesting....
Me: Okay....well...I don't remember too much....but...
*Everyone leans in closer except for Aoshi, who is staring at his tea leaves with moderate interest*
Me: It was all black, see, but then...there was a guy I recognized from RK.....
*Everyone scoots closer*
...
......
Me: So, this guy just pops up in the black, and he has a whitish glow on 'im....er...
....
*Readers: *thinking* Hurry the fuck up, girl!!*
........
...........
Me: So he just sort of appeared....
Sanosuke & Yahiko: *thinking* Please don't be me, please don't be me-!
Me: *rushedly* Andsothenthiswhitishglowappearsanditbecomesclearerandit'sSaito.
Everyone: WWWHAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!!
Readers: WHHHHAAAAATTT??!!!?!
Aoshi: PPPPPPPpppppplllllrhhghh! *He's spitting out his tea. (^_^')*
(X_X) !!! ... (0_0)' ...!!.
.(@_@) ...??
?...(0_o) .!!! (x_X'') ...!! (.')
Sanosuke: SAITO?! What the hell are you doing dreaming of that guy?!
Me: *wailing* It's not my fault! My brain is stupid! I'd rather dream of Sanosuke then him!!
Sanosuke: *thinking* Should I take that as a compliment or an insult?...
Kenshin: *cautiously* What did he do?
*K-gumi shudders as they wonder what Saito did*
Me: Like, my vision zoomed close up to his face-....but then he just turned around and disappeared. *sighs in relief*
*The K-gumi sighs in audible disappointment. Aoshi looks slightly put out*
Me: *accusingly* It's like you want me to dream him doing something weird or disgusting!
Misao: Well of course! Why do you think we wouldn't want to see that crazy-psycho-cop get goofed up?
Saito: Is that my name, then?
*The K-gumi yelps and jumps. I scream and claw out my eyes*
Saito: My wife was concerned that I was catching a cold with all that sneezing, but I knew it was just you lot. So kindly shut up.
Yahiko: Try saying that again! *waves his bokken*
Sanosuke: Yeah, rabbit-girl was just entertaining us 'bout a dream-
Me: OKAY ROOSTER, THAT IS ENOUGH!!!!!
Sanosuke: -concernin' you.
Saito: *glares* Oh, is that so?
Me: omigodomigodomigodomigod-
Kaoru: She's cracked!
Me: *wailing* I don't wanna dream of Saito!!!! He's scary and mean!!!!!!!
Saito: *his eye twitches* Exactly what did you dream?
Me: Not tellin'! You're just scary to be around with. (^_^) *smiles* I'll just have to build an outer wall of protection against you to twist my feelings about you. *daydreams* Er...you are....a nice pet wolfy!
Yahiko: Now he's gonna kill you for sure!
Me: No he's not! He's a nice shaggy wolf who kills other predators so the little bunnies like me can live in herbevor-ic peace!.
Saito: A WOLF OF MIBU CAN NEVER BE TAMED!!! *takes out his sword*
Me: WAAAAAAAAAh waaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah-
*Deep Man Voice & Fake Audience drop back down from the moon*
Me: AAAAAaaaaaaaah, waaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaah, waaaagh-
Deep Man Voice: And that is all for today's show! Toodles for now!
Fake Audience: Yaaaay! *claps*
*Saito gets loose and chases me around the dojo*
Me: OH KAMI-SAMA!!!!!!
Saito: GGGGGRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Deep Man Voice: And that is really it. Go eat a cookie or something. Or better yet, review! Or even better, check out _____'s other fics. Now shooo!
*screams are heard in the backround*
THE END!
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Gomen! Lo siento! SORRY! That was just freaky. Just so you know....:
I do not hate Saito. I think he is an interesting man and I really like his "Aku Soku Zan" code. Truth be told, if I were to choose which rule matches me best, I'd be an "Aku Soku Zan" then a non-killer who was considerate to my enemies like Kenshin. I am a very vengeful person. ^_^'' The dream: The first half of the fic was true. It was all black, then Saito appeared with a glow surrounding him. Now, my question to my brain is...WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO RETARDED??!! Though I am ok with Saito like I said earlier, I do NOT want that man lurking in my dreams! Really, if my brain was my friend, it would help me dream of Kenshin! (Kenshin's so sweet. ^^) My brain is more like an enemy! The only dreams I have with Kenshin are the sad depressing kinds when you're trying to get to a person but never reaching them! ;_; Also, I know this was really freaky, and I'm sorry. See, I figured if I ended it with me just telling my boring dream of Saito appearing in the black and disappearing, it'd be too boring. So I tried to twist it to be weirder to entertain. -_-; That's all!Bye!
P.S. Thank you Sakura Butterfly for being a constant reviewer and reader!
P.S.S. I have the idea for the next Hogwartz chapter!! It's just really boring right now, and needs more filling. ^_^
