Rurouni Spread Insanity: "A Whole New World"
*Watch in horror as the cast of RK sing their own version of "A Whole New World" from Disney's Aladdin. Read at your own risk*
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Yahiko: This is stupid.
Me: I know.
Yahiko: 0_o' You know this is absoloutely pointless yet you're making us do it anyway?
Me: Heheh, gomen. But I haven't written anything for the fans, de goza-
Kenshin: Ano, haven't we discussed this already?
*I nod and bow apologetically, then disappears in a puff of pink smoke*
Kaoru: Kenshin, please just get it started-!
*Kenshin nods meekly and takes a breath*
Kenshin:
A Whole New World!
That is what I wished to see-
So I took up my sword,
and killed many men,
with the Hiten Mitsurugiiiiii-
Victims: Hitokiri!
0_o'' .' *_*' ~__~' 0_0;
(Kenshin: That was strange, de gozaru.
Me: *shrugging* Oh well. It rhymed.)
Kaoru:
A Whole New World!!!
A vagabond did rescue me-
And more boarders came,
I was not alone,
So happy, oh was me-
Yahiko: That was terrible.
*Kaoru launches to attack, but is restrained by Kenshin*
Yahiko:
A Whole New World!
I was saved by-
er-
Kenshin-y-
Kenshin: ^__^'' oro..Yahiko...? ...
Yahiko: It had to rhyme.....er..
Yahiko:
Trained in Kamiya Kasshin,
by Busu-Ugly,
I will soon become real strong-
*Kaoru breaks free and proceeds to beat up Yahiko*
Sanosuke: ........This is shit.
Kaoru: Sanosuke!
Sanosuke: There's no way I'm singing!
Megumi: Don't force him, Kaoru. A rooster-head like him doesn't have the mental intelligence needed to make up even one lyric, ohohohoh!
Sanosuke: ..... *his temple is throbbing*
Aoshi: ...........
Misao: Come on, Lord Aoshi!
Aoshi: ...........No.
Misao: Oh, all right. *cheers up* Then I'll just have to sing for both of us!!
Misao:
A WhhhhhHHHHoOOOOOLLLeeeeeeeeEEEE NEEeeeEeeeEEWWWWWWW WOORRrrrrRRRRLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
All: MISAO!!! (that hurt)
Misao: Oh come on, I'm not that bad! *opens her mouth to sing again*
*The group promptly gags her*
Hiko: As none of you seem to be able to sing properly, I guess it's up to me to provide entertainment.
Kenshin: Sh-sh-sh-sh-SHISHOU?!?!
Hiko: *in deep voice*
A Whole New World!!!
Kenshin: Oh, Kami-sama.
Hiko:
I am the Master
of Hiten Mitsurugi!
I can do anything; just look and see!
I managed to train, my baka deshi!
*Kenshin's face is a mix of embaressment, anger, and annoyance. Interesting mix, ne?*
*All of the sudden, a crack appears from the ground and a pillar of stone rises from it. On it are Shishio and Yumi*
*Kaoru and Megumi looked shocked at her clothes*
Sanosuke: Shishio!
Kaoru: That's Shishio? (Man, he's freakier looking than I thought!)
Shishio: Hahahha! That's right, Battousai! I have come back to conquer Japan and boast that I am the best in this singing contest! For I am the strongest; I have conquered Hades and his kingdom of Hell!!!
Kenshin: *thinking* He's quite ambitious, that he is...
Shishio:
A Whole New World!!
That is what I shall bring!
Japan shall be mine,
The Weak shall die,
and all will bow to me!
*A spout of flame rises from Hell as a finishing touch*
Yumi: That was wonderful, Lord Shishio!!
*Everyone else is dumbstruck*
Misao: I hate to say it, but that was pretty good.
*Kaoru jumps*
Kaoru: *thinking* How'd she do that? (I'm sure I tied that gag tight....)
Yumi:
A Whole New World!!
That's what Lord Shishio shall make!
And I'll stand by his side,
full of pride,
Japan's triumphant Queen!
Kamatari: I should've known a peacock like you wouldn't stay dead for long. Hello, Lord Shishio!!!
Yumi: Ah, and I should've known a man like you wouldn't leave Lord Shishio alone for long either.
*They growl and launch at each other*
*Pops out from nowhere*
Me: Hello all! Having fun?
*Gags as Sanosuke shakes her*
Sanosuke: HOW DARE YOU PUT US IN THIS SITUATION! THERE IS NO WAY I AM GOING TO SING FOR THEM!!! *points wildly at the Sano-fans*
*Kenshin pulls Sanosuke off and waves his hands disarmingly*
Kenshin: But Sanosuke, it really isn't as bad as you think it is, de gozaru.
Sanosuke: *through gritted teeth* THERE IS NO WAY!!
Me: Okay, okay! (But maybe next time...)
Sanosuke: Che. (Whatever)
Me: Well, that is all for today, folks! Sorry to put you through such meaningless and strange cra-
Yahiko: What you put them through?! What about us? We had to sing a version of the song from a weird cartoon movie!
Sanosuke: Why don't you sing for us and teach me how it's done, Usagi-chan.
Me: Ano....uh.. *sweatdrop*
Yahiko: Come on already!
Me:
Ai ya!.....er...
A...Whole New World.....
*is freaked out*
Sanosuke: *thinking* That'll show her.
Me:
I do lots of crazy things...
but I'll be all right, I'll keep my pride,
as long as I'm with the K-gumi........
Kaoru: Good job!
Kenshin: That was fine, de gozaru.
Me: *hopeful* ....Really?
Kenshin: Yes, of course! (Oro...)
Kaoru: You did a good job... (Um...)
Me: Well..who gives a damn!? I'm the freaking author! I hearby proclaim that Rooster-head over there must give a gigantous biggy finale song next time to make up for his lack of participation this session!
Yahiko: WHAT?! You mean we'll have to do this again?!
Me: *shrugging* We'll see what happens.
*grins evily as an image of Yahiko in a pink bunny suit skipping through the fields passing out Easter Eggs appears in her mind*
Yahiko: Oh, shit.
Me: Well, this is truly all for now! Watch out for next chapter, cuz I've just gotten a brain storm!
~End!~
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Ah, well that was freaky. I don't know why I did it. I saw a girl today wearing an Aladdin backpack, and as I waited for my parents to pick me up from school, I started daydreaming. First was Aladdin, and the scene from the back pack was them out the Magic Carpet singing "A Whole New World". Suddenly, Aladdin was replaced by Kenshin. Oh, God! The rest just formed from there. ^ ^' I dunno if that scared you, but it sure scared me. I advise you to try and not envision the characters singing these verses. It's terrifying. Well, so long for now!
Review Reply:
Sakura Butterfly: Thanks for being a constant reviewer. I really appreciate it! ^^' Really, I dunno why Saito appeared! I don't want him there! GET OUT OF MY HEAAADDDDD!!!! *bangs head repeatedly on wall*
