Hi. It's me. I really hoped you liked the first chapter of our story, The
Woes of Swim Meets. The characters Sam and Ryan are loosely based on Howe
and I if you haven't already guessed, but who doesn't write a Mary Sue
without the characters being based on themselves?! Only crazy people.
Please R&R if you haven't done so, I seriously have an inferiority complex
about this story. You can even flame if you want to. Oh and please e-mail
Howe or I. Our e-mail addresses are in our bios. Love you all!
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REVIEWERS ARE LOVED!
Lady Blink: O God Kayla we all miss you too! *Two Tears* Thanx for your review! I'm on 3 peoples fav author list. I'm so happy! Bettianne is a bitch but that was never debated now was it? Thank the Lord I don't have any classes with her this year. O yeah I forgot she's stupid as .anyway, I hope to get an e-mail from you soon *hint hint*
MizuRaccu: Thanx hon. I've never really been to a swim meet with you guys before and I know the pool isn't outside but there had to be lightning! I'm glad I got it right. And I know you fell off your chair in Comm Tech cause I sit right next to ya! LoL
Howe the Brown Cow: Ok, I know we're supposed to be writing this together but my stupid Internet is not letting me send this chapter to you so you'll just have to read it. Next chappy I promise! Take me with you to ROTK midnight premiere. *kissing Howe's feet* I'll do anything! I'd do your homework but your teachers might get suspicious! LOL just jokin' hon!
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Chapter 2 O God What Have We Done
"Well, this is awkward."
"Shut up Sam. We're in deep sh.."
"Oh, Ryan. You're overreacting."
"Sam, we have 4 elves in the back of your Honda Acura! An hour ago we were in Biology trying not fail the stupid class and now we have fictional characters hanging their heads out the window trying to talk to the trees!!! You're right, I shouldn't overreact. After all this is a perfectly normal situation for us to be in!" Ryan shouted sarcastically.
"Um, excuse me, but what did you say this contraption is called?" Arwen asked disgustedly.
"It's called a car. It moves things quickly without a lot of physical labor and pain. Unlike riding horses." Ryan shuddered, remembering how she felt after the 2 day long horseback-riding trip she had gone on with her parents.
"Oh. And where did you say we are?"
"You are in Lacey. It's a moderately large city in Washington in the United States of America which is not in Middle Earth."
"I see. And what race is this city primarily populated by? You look like Men but one can never be sure."
"First of all we are both women. This city is indeed populated by Men but I don't care to call them that. They are blood sucking parasites who have no respect for values, good music or good food. They're insensitive back stabbing jerks who only want to sleep with the first women who comes along with a D-cup bra and filling. I can't believe I thought he actually liked me, that arrogant jerk."
"Excuse me, but you sound a little bitter." Legolas observed.
Sam groaned. "Oh, believe me, she's been worse. I apologize for her behavior. Her boyfriend just broke up with her to go be with one of the sleazy cheerleaders."
"Ah." They didn't have any idea what she was talking about but they all understood that Ryan apparently had had a bad experience with a male from her race. "Okay, here we are!"
"What is that?!"
The elves were in silent shock. It looked like a hut, but was too tall. It certainly wasn't a castle for neither Ryan or Sam were acting very noble or regal.
"It's my house." Ryan exclaimed rather defensively. "And if you don't want to sleep out in the backyard with the frogs and the rain, I would recommend that you not look upon this humble abode so negatively."
Haldir wasn't sure whether to shoot Ryan with an arrow or kiss her. Actually, on second thought, he'd much rather shoot Ryan with an arrow and kiss Sam. Sam had been understandably quite while Ryan shot sarcastic and bitter comments at the elves. Her quiet nature had impressed him, for he himself never got to say more than two lines in either of the stinkin' movies and then they killed him off for no good reason; he didn't even get a dramatic death scene although shouts of injustice were heard all across the world as tearful girls sat in horror as the stupid stunt guy killed him off.(sorry just some author ranting; he really should have gotten more lines though; it's not fair).
Elrohir was quite taken with Ryan, however. He didn't understand her but there was a mystery there that he liked and being immortal, he would ignore her sarcastic ravings and hopefully gain her friendship. He hoped that once he got to know her a little better, she wouldn't yell at him so much.
Arwen was annoyed. Everything in this rathole was so...dirty. She missed Aragorn and prayed to the Valar that he wasn't sleeping with Eowyn. Arwen didn't know if she liked the two strange girls yet, but she felt a sense of comradarie with Ryan who seemed to have men troubles of her own. And if she was indeed transported out of Middlearth like the girls said, why did her annoying little brother have to come along? It was bad enough when he was home, but traveling with him?! She had to get out of here. And fast.
Legolas. Legolas was scared. Ryan scared him, Sam scared him, this 'car' scared him, even the trees in this strange world scared him.
Where the hell was his dagger anyway?
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REVIEWERS ARE LOVED!
Lady Blink: O God Kayla we all miss you too! *Two Tears* Thanx for your review! I'm on 3 peoples fav author list. I'm so happy! Bettianne is a bitch but that was never debated now was it? Thank the Lord I don't have any classes with her this year. O yeah I forgot she's stupid as .anyway, I hope to get an e-mail from you soon *hint hint*
MizuRaccu: Thanx hon. I've never really been to a swim meet with you guys before and I know the pool isn't outside but there had to be lightning! I'm glad I got it right. And I know you fell off your chair in Comm Tech cause I sit right next to ya! LoL
Howe the Brown Cow: Ok, I know we're supposed to be writing this together but my stupid Internet is not letting me send this chapter to you so you'll just have to read it. Next chappy I promise! Take me with you to ROTK midnight premiere. *kissing Howe's feet* I'll do anything! I'd do your homework but your teachers might get suspicious! LOL just jokin' hon!
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Chapter 2 O God What Have We Done
"Well, this is awkward."
"Shut up Sam. We're in deep sh.."
"Oh, Ryan. You're overreacting."
"Sam, we have 4 elves in the back of your Honda Acura! An hour ago we were in Biology trying not fail the stupid class and now we have fictional characters hanging their heads out the window trying to talk to the trees!!! You're right, I shouldn't overreact. After all this is a perfectly normal situation for us to be in!" Ryan shouted sarcastically.
"Um, excuse me, but what did you say this contraption is called?" Arwen asked disgustedly.
"It's called a car. It moves things quickly without a lot of physical labor and pain. Unlike riding horses." Ryan shuddered, remembering how she felt after the 2 day long horseback-riding trip she had gone on with her parents.
"Oh. And where did you say we are?"
"You are in Lacey. It's a moderately large city in Washington in the United States of America which is not in Middle Earth."
"I see. And what race is this city primarily populated by? You look like Men but one can never be sure."
"First of all we are both women. This city is indeed populated by Men but I don't care to call them that. They are blood sucking parasites who have no respect for values, good music or good food. They're insensitive back stabbing jerks who only want to sleep with the first women who comes along with a D-cup bra and filling. I can't believe I thought he actually liked me, that arrogant jerk."
"Excuse me, but you sound a little bitter." Legolas observed.
Sam groaned. "Oh, believe me, she's been worse. I apologize for her behavior. Her boyfriend just broke up with her to go be with one of the sleazy cheerleaders."
"Ah." They didn't have any idea what she was talking about but they all understood that Ryan apparently had had a bad experience with a male from her race. "Okay, here we are!"
"What is that?!"
The elves were in silent shock. It looked like a hut, but was too tall. It certainly wasn't a castle for neither Ryan or Sam were acting very noble or regal.
"It's my house." Ryan exclaimed rather defensively. "And if you don't want to sleep out in the backyard with the frogs and the rain, I would recommend that you not look upon this humble abode so negatively."
Haldir wasn't sure whether to shoot Ryan with an arrow or kiss her. Actually, on second thought, he'd much rather shoot Ryan with an arrow and kiss Sam. Sam had been understandably quite while Ryan shot sarcastic and bitter comments at the elves. Her quiet nature had impressed him, for he himself never got to say more than two lines in either of the stinkin' movies and then they killed him off for no good reason; he didn't even get a dramatic death scene although shouts of injustice were heard all across the world as tearful girls sat in horror as the stupid stunt guy killed him off.(sorry just some author ranting; he really should have gotten more lines though; it's not fair).
Elrohir was quite taken with Ryan, however. He didn't understand her but there was a mystery there that he liked and being immortal, he would ignore her sarcastic ravings and hopefully gain her friendship. He hoped that once he got to know her a little better, she wouldn't yell at him so much.
Arwen was annoyed. Everything in this rathole was so...dirty. She missed Aragorn and prayed to the Valar that he wasn't sleeping with Eowyn. Arwen didn't know if she liked the two strange girls yet, but she felt a sense of comradarie with Ryan who seemed to have men troubles of her own. And if she was indeed transported out of Middlearth like the girls said, why did her annoying little brother have to come along? It was bad enough when he was home, but traveling with him?! She had to get out of here. And fast.
Legolas. Legolas was scared. Ryan scared him, Sam scared him, this 'car' scared him, even the trees in this strange world scared him.
Where the hell was his dagger anyway?
