Harry Potter: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Hermione: Hello, we're back and we've straightened things out. But it turns out Draco's gay has crush on Harry so he jumped him and now they're a happy couple. Sad thing is, they only call each other by their first names when they're about to –
Draco: Granger!
Harry: Hermione!
Hermione: *clears throat* Sorry. Anyway, next we have Scenes From A Hat…oh, sorry, wrong card, heh. We have…Two Line Vocabulary. Again, this is for all four of you. The scene is you're a bunch of first years and you're just new, duh, so you're very curious. Snape is Professor McGonagall, every one else is a first year. Snape can say anything he wants but as for Harry, Draco and Ron, here are your lines. For Harry, "Is that Professor Dumbledore?" and "Can we eat now?", for Draco, "There is much pumpkin juice in my pants." and "Liberal amounts of pain will be thrown in your general direction." For Ron, "Now you see me, now you don't." and "Do we get sorted now?" Okay, begin.
Snape: Welcome to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, I am –
Harry: Is that Professor Dumbledore?
Snape: Mr. Potter, I am Professor McGonagall and please do respect your elders… or else.
Draco: *goes in front of Harry* Liberal amounts of pain will be thrown in your general direction.
Snape: Just you try, Mr. Malfoy.
Ron: Do we get sorted now?
Snape: Not just yet.
Harry: *points to Filch and Mrs. Norris* Is that Professor Dumbledore?
Snape: No. Mr. Weasley, we are about to be sorted, where are you?
Ron: Now you see me, now you don't.
Snape: That was not funny, Mr. Weasley.
Draco: *faints*
Snape: Is there anything wrong?
Draco: There is much pumpkin juice in my pants.
Snape: *raises eyebrow* Oh, my.
Harry: Can we eat now?
Snape: Not until you get sorted.
Ron: Do we get sorted now?
Snape: Not until you behave yourselves.
Harry: Is that Professor Dumbledore?
Draco: Liberal amounts of pain will be thrown in your general direction.
Ron: Now you see me, now you don't.
Harry: *turns to Draco* Can we eat now?
Draco: There is much pumpkin juice in my pants.
Harry: *whispers to Ron* Is that Professor Dumbledore?
Ron: Do we get sorted now?
Snape: Silence!!
Everyone: O.o
Harry: *tugs on Snape's robes* Can we eat now?
Snape: No!
Ron: Do we get sorted now?
Snape: No!
Draco: There is much pumpkin juice in my pants.
Snape: Watch me care.
Everyone: *Gasps*
Draco: *glares* Liberal amounts of pain will be thrown in your general direction.
Snape: Shut up!!!
*silence*
Harry: *points to Hermione* Is that Professor Dumbledore?
Hermione: *almost dying from laughing* -buzzz, buzzzz, buzzzz- a thousand points to each of you for making good use of your lines. Stay tuned, we'll be back after the break!!
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