SOTGD: Update time.
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Singing In The Shower
It was 12:30 a.m., a very drowsy Dais had been drifting to sleep, when out of nowhere a sound so horrible erupted, that Dais thought the castle had to be falling apart. He jumped in surprise, fully awake, he slipped from his room.
As he walked quickly down the hallway, he stopped. The source of the painful noise was coming from Sekhmet's room, it sounded like someone was shattering glass against the walls. The words, if there were any, were blurred.
Dais knocked on the door. No response. Dais pounded on the door, until his hand began to ache and his head felt like it was going to explode. As he retraced his steps to his room he was shocked.
The fact Sekhmet was singing and in the shower was to much for Dais. Dais slammed his door.
After a half-hour and 9 random pills later, the agony stopped. Dais was over-whelmed with bliss, almost to tears. He had never in his life been more thankful for the now precious silence.
Sekhmet stepped out of the shower. "My voice has improved. I'll have to start taking showers more often."
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SOTGD: Because that one was so short, I'll give you a bonus. Aren't I nice. *Cough, No, Cough*
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The Insurence Sells-Man
The doorbell rang (somehow the castle has a doorbell) at exactly 9 a.m. Anubis answered. A man shook his hand. The terror began.
"Well, Hello I'm Bill. You can just call me Bill. I'm here to sell insurence. Would you like to buy some insurence. Of course you would. Everyone likes insurence. Yes they do." Bill pushed his way past Anubis and into the living room, where the others were sitting. Bill took a seat, opened his suitcase, and began talking.
"Well, nice weather we're having isn't it, yes nice weather." Bill made himself comfortable.
No one answered as lightening struck outside.
"Would any of you be interested in purchasing life insurence. I'm sure you are. Our company has great benefits." Bill spoke quickly, but everyone understood the words life and insurence.
"NO!" was their terrified reply.
"Well that's to bad since the world's a dangerous place and all. Yes it is."
"NO!"
"Tornadoes, floods, earthquakes, volcanoes."
"NO!"
"Well you, young sir." pointing at Cale."You could be ran over by a bus, at any moment.
"Whatever, now get out of-"
"You could be attacked by a gang. Yes that would be horrible." Stareing at Dais, who gave no response.
"Or you two could be in an airplane crash." Talking to Sekhmet and Kayura.
Then turning to Anubis "Someday you may trip over a small pebble."
At 5 p.m. the warlords finally threw Bill out. Then Kayura, Sekhmet, Dais, and Cale all took out their frustration out on Anubis, the one who had let Bill in.
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SOTGD: Now I'm finished, with this chapter that is.
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Singing In The Shower
It was 12:30 a.m., a very drowsy Dais had been drifting to sleep, when out of nowhere a sound so horrible erupted, that Dais thought the castle had to be falling apart. He jumped in surprise, fully awake, he slipped from his room.
As he walked quickly down the hallway, he stopped. The source of the painful noise was coming from Sekhmet's room, it sounded like someone was shattering glass against the walls. The words, if there were any, were blurred.
Dais knocked on the door. No response. Dais pounded on the door, until his hand began to ache and his head felt like it was going to explode. As he retraced his steps to his room he was shocked.
The fact Sekhmet was singing and in the shower was to much for Dais. Dais slammed his door.
After a half-hour and 9 random pills later, the agony stopped. Dais was over-whelmed with bliss, almost to tears. He had never in his life been more thankful for the now precious silence.
Sekhmet stepped out of the shower. "My voice has improved. I'll have to start taking showers more often."
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SOTGD: Because that one was so short, I'll give you a bonus. Aren't I nice. *Cough, No, Cough*
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The Insurence Sells-Man
The doorbell rang (somehow the castle has a doorbell) at exactly 9 a.m. Anubis answered. A man shook his hand. The terror began.
"Well, Hello I'm Bill. You can just call me Bill. I'm here to sell insurence. Would you like to buy some insurence. Of course you would. Everyone likes insurence. Yes they do." Bill pushed his way past Anubis and into the living room, where the others were sitting. Bill took a seat, opened his suitcase, and began talking.
"Well, nice weather we're having isn't it, yes nice weather." Bill made himself comfortable.
No one answered as lightening struck outside.
"Would any of you be interested in purchasing life insurence. I'm sure you are. Our company has great benefits." Bill spoke quickly, but everyone understood the words life and insurence.
"NO!" was their terrified reply.
"Well that's to bad since the world's a dangerous place and all. Yes it is."
"NO!"
"Tornadoes, floods, earthquakes, volcanoes."
"NO!"
"Well you, young sir." pointing at Cale."You could be ran over by a bus, at any moment.
"Whatever, now get out of-"
"You could be attacked by a gang. Yes that would be horrible." Stareing at Dais, who gave no response.
"Or you two could be in an airplane crash." Talking to Sekhmet and Kayura.
Then turning to Anubis "Someday you may trip over a small pebble."
At 5 p.m. the warlords finally threw Bill out. Then Kayura, Sekhmet, Dais, and Cale all took out their frustration out on Anubis, the one who had let Bill in.
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SOTGD: Now I'm finished, with this chapter that is.
