I'm a bit busy cos I've got lots of homework to do but I've decided to do d next chapter to who farted? Ill try and include all the characters this time cos last time I didn't use Kevin, Gary, Lee, Kenny or Max. And that's really strange cos I really like Kevin. Plz read, review and enjoy.

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The day after the event with the fart machine, I went and met up with the Bladebreakers and the White Tigers.

"Hey guys! Why did you call me to come and meet you?" I asked curiously. I noted that Kai was still wearing the same clothes from yesterday (A/N: then again they all wear the same clothes every day) and smiled. The fart machine was probably still in his pocket. I still had the control with me as well. I just needed an opportunity to use it.

"That kid, Johnny, from the Majestics wants to battle Kai again," explained Ray. This was too cool, I thought.

"So is Kai going to battle him then?"

"Course I am. That kid's glutton for punishment," said Kai.

"Yeah, we've been waiting for you to come," said Kevin.

"And now that you're here we can all get going," said Lee.

After a while we were all in Robert's battledome (sorry, I forgot the name of it) and Kai and Johnny were in the middle of their battle.

"Go Salamolyon," cried Johnny.

"Dranzer! Fire arrow," Kai yelled back. Both Beyblades bashed into each other and hurtled into the air. They landed and both started wobbling.

"And it all comes down to this moment folks," shouted Jazz Man. The whole of the battledome was dead quiet; this was my chance. I pressed the button on the control. An extremely loud fart effect came straight from Kai's pocket. Everyone in the battledome burst out laughing, because they all thought that Kai had farted. I was probably laughing the hardest. My face went red hot and there were tears streaming down my cheeks. If I'd have been standing next to Kai, people probably would have thought that it was me because I was laughing so much.

"Hey Kai, what have you been eating?" asked Johnny. I laughed even harder.

"Nothing of interest to you," replied Kai. His face was blood red, I almost felt sorry for him. ALMOST! I still couldn't stop laughing. Gary was sitting on the bench next to me, he was laughing as well. He didn't find it that funny, but he was laughing because I was laughing so much. For some reason he thought that my laugh was funny. Lee must have thought that I was laughing a little too much, and narrowed his eyes at me.

"What?" I asked.

"Nothing," he said quickly. He started whispering something to Ray and he narrowed his eyes at me as well.

"WHAT?!" I yelled.

"Nothing," they said simultaneously.

"You're both narrowing your eyes at me and you think that's nothing."

"And the winner is Kai!" announced Jazz Man.

"What?" asked me, Lee and Ray. Us three hadn't been paying attention to the match, but it didn't matter that much because Kai won anyway. When the match had ended, the White Tigers and the Bladebreakers and me went outside.

"Why were you two staring at me in there?" I accused Ray and Lee.

"Why were you laughing so much?" Ray asked.

"Because," I said.

"You had the fart machine again didn't you?" said Lee.

"Yeah, so?"

"HOW COULD YOU EMBARRASS MY POOR KAI LIKE THAT?" shrieked Ray. (A/N: whoa Ray take a chill pill)

"Yeah!" agreed Lee

"Er Lee, you don't even like Kai," Mariah pointed out.

"Oh, yeah. Well I don't like to see anyone embarrassing another team member like that."

"Lee, you're not even in the Bladebreakers. You're a member of the White Tigers," added Max.

"Toni, promise you won't play any more jokes with your fart machine," said Kenny.

"It's not even hers its mine," said Tyson.

"OK, I promise I won't play any more jokes with Tyson's fart machine," I promised.

"Don't use anyone else's either," added Gary.

"Oh, no fair. I could have had a lot of fun with that one," I moaned.

"TOUGH!" said Kevin. I won't play any more jokes with the fart machine, but I've got plenty more things to mess around with, I thought grinning.

"Can I have my fart machine back though?" asked Tyson.

"Oh yeah. Here you go," I said handing him the fart machine. "Would you guys like to come to my house tomorrow for a party?"

"Yeah," everyone replied (apart from Kai, who said 'whatever').

"YAY!!!" yelled Max. Everyone looked at him.

"OK then. Come round to my house at about 6:30 tomorrow night.

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I'll be writing the next chapter soon, because I've got some good ideas for some more practical jokes. And don't worry; they will be based on farting.