"OK, we all get a part in this trick, then," I said.

Hilary, Kenny and me were all in normal clothes. Tyson and Kai were dressed as bodyguards in black clothes, with their hair slicked back and wearing dark sunglasses. Ray was just dressed up weird. He was wearing a black top and trousers, a long green tailcoat and a green top hat. His hair had been styled (by moi) into dreadlocks and he looked absolutely RIDICULOUS!

But the funniest of all was Max, who'd been dressed as a girl. He was wearing his normal trainers and wristbands, a short white skirt, a white top with green sleeves and stars on it, fake tits under his top, and his hair had been styled down (by moi) into two girly pigtails.

"KAWAII! ^_^ " cried Hilary and me when we saw him.

"Camera all set, Kenny?" I asked.

"Yep!"

"Good. Now just one more thing and we'll be all set," I said. I clicked my fingers and 7 girls appeared.

"This is Kit, Sophie, Natalie, Sam, Ilene, Tiffany and Deanna (the Reviewers for short)," I introduced. "They're going to join us for this trick (and maybe some other tricks as well)."

"LOOK AT MAX!" yelled Kit. "HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!"

Everyone turned to look.

"Awww, MAXINE!" teased the girls.

"Anyway, moving on swiftly," I waved my arms around to get everyone's attention. "This trick is called The Fangirls. The Reviewers, Hilary, Maxine and myself are the famous fangirls, Tyson and Kai are the bodyguards and Ray is the madman idol who we all fancy. And some lucky boys are going to be the target of us crazy girls. So, is everyone ready?"

"YEAH!" everyone agreed.

~*~

15 minutes later, we're all set up and ready to go (and everyone's been secretly told what to do). Tyson and Kai are standing to the side, us fangirls are split up around the paths, Kenny is hiding behind a car and Ray is just around the corner.

"Someone's coming," announced Sophie.

"It looks like Joseph from the Saint Shields," stated Natalie. And so it was.

"Positions, everyone," I reminded.

As Joseph came closer towards us all, Kai and Tyson went and started to walk behind him. All of a sudden, the Reviewers, Maxine, Hilary and me all grabbed pens, notebooks and cameras from our pockets and started to run to Joseph, screaming our heads off.

Joseph backed away in confusion and Kai and Tyson moved forward and grabbed his arms to protect him. Us fangirls all started crowding round Joseph, pushing and squealing.

"Joseph, can you sign this?!" cried Sam, thrusting her notebook forward.

"Can I have a picture?" called Ilene, holding up her camera.

"I can't believe its you, Joseph," said Tiffany. Joseph looked dead embarrassed by all the attention and tried to escape, but us girls were having none of it.

"Don't leave yet, Joseph. I haven't took any photos yet," said Maxine in a high-pitched voice that made us all giggle. But then he started to get VERY daring (which WASN'T part of the plan). "SIGN MY TITS!" He thrust his breast forward and everyone (minus Joseph) started crying through laughing.

"Why are you crying?" he asked.

"We're so happy that we met you!" I declared.

"Well, I'm really honoured, girls, but I've really gotta go," he said turning bright red and trying to push away. We all pulled him back into the circle.

"Stay a while, Joseph," grinned Hilary temptingly.

"God, help me!" he moaned.

"OH MY GOD! LOOK! IT'S RAY!" cried Deanna, pointing to down the road where Ray had appeared and was motioning us all over.

"YAY RAY!" us girlies cried. We ran over and started crowding round Ray, who threw his hands up in triumph.

"Who's he?" asked Joseph (not taking notice of the name 'Ray' because he just looked so different). Kai and Tyson shrugged and walked off, leaving Joseph on his own. Joseph stared blankly for a few seconds and then disappeared down the road. We all burst out laughing.

"That was SOOOO funny!" announced Kit.

"Hey, Maxine! What got into you?" laughed Kenny from behind the car. Maxine blushed.

"I just wanted to make it a bit more realistic," he babbled.

"A bit too realistic," remarked Sophie. "Now he'll go around thinking all girls act like that."

"Oh well, we'll get over it. Back to your places, everyone," I ordered. Everyone obeyed. (A/N: MUWAHAHAHA! EVERYONE MUST OBEY ME!)

A couple of minutes later, we could see somebody else coming. He was a bit too hard for me to identify (because I have to wear glasses but I never do), but I managed to make out that he had short, brown hair.

"Who is it?" I asked, squinting.

"I think its Wyatt," revealed Sam. I giggled. Everyone looked at me.

"Oopsie," I mumbled. Everyone raised their eyebrows. "Oh crud!"

"Don't say that you fancy Wyatt," said Natalie.

"Err . . . well, erm . . ." I stammered.

"EEEEWWWW!" cried everyone.

"What is it with you fancying all the uglies?" asked Kai.

"Hey! None of the people I like are ugly," I moaned.

"Well, whatever," finished Kai.

"Everyone! He's getting closer and we're not even ready," broadcasted Ilene. We all gulped and rushed to our positions.

"Don't let Toni get too close to him otherwise we won't be able to get her off him," Hissed Tiffany.

"Not funny," Toni hissed back.

As Wyatt came closer, us girls all ran towards him with our cameras and what not. Tyson and Kai came up from behind him and pulled him back a bit. Wyatt looked really surprised and tried to back off.

"SIGN THIS WYATT! SIGN THIS!" came the cry from us girlies.

"Can I have a piccie, please?" asked Deanna holding up a camera.

"Err . . . I can't at the moment, I'm err . . . busy," improvised Wyatt.

"You can't be too busy," said Kit.

"Look! Isn't that Gareth Gates?" asked Wyatt pointing behind us all.

"WHERE?!" We all cried, looking round. (A/N: Sorry if some of you don't like Gareth). Grabbing the opportunity, Wyatt ran straight past us and around the corner.

"That didn't exactly go the way we hoped," stated Sophie. A few seconds later, Ray jumped out from behind the corner, making Indian calls.

"Forget it Ray, Wyatt ran off," said Natalie.

"Oh great! I just made a complete prat out of myself for no reason," moaned Ray.

"You'll get over it," said Tyson.

"HEY! THAT'S MY PHRASE!" I yelled whacking Tyson over the head.

"Someone else is coming," proclaimed Sam.

"Who is it?" we all asked.

"Its Enrique," replied Tiffany.

"You don't fancy him, do you?" Ilene asked me. I just turned away and whistled. (A/N: I can't actually whistle but I'll use my magic authoress powers for now. Tyson: You and your magic authoress powers. Toni: Hey! This is an author's note and you're not an author, so bye bye. Tyson: You're not an author either. Toni: Yes I am. Tyson: But you're a girl. Toni: Fine then, its an authoress's note. So you are the weakest link, goodbye).

"Let's just get on with it," commanded Hilary. We all took our positions. As Enrique came closer, we all did the usual routine (A/N: You should know it by now). When we were all screaming and crowding round him, he looked EXTREMELY pleased.

"Can I shake your hand?" begged Deanna.

"Sure," said Enrique, shaking her hand.

"SHAKE MY HAND TOO!" the rest of us cried. Enrique agreed straightaway and was shaking hands, signing autograph books and having photos taken.

"OH MY GOD! ITS RAY!" cried Maxine, pointing at Ray who'd come round the corner. We all ran, screaming, to Ray and he started giving us all hugs.

"Hey, where'd my girls go?" pouted Enrique. Tyson and Kai shrugged and Enrique went off in a mood.

"Well that was nice," laughed Kenny.

"Ooh, I got a picture of me and Enrique," I smiled.

"Oh well, at least it'll keep her happy for the rest of the day," said Kai.

"Are we finished for today then?" asked Maxine.

"Yep," I answered.

"Awwww!" moaned the others.

"Don't worry, I'll probably need you for another trick soon," I assured the others. Since we were all happy, we all went our separate ways.

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I need help with which trick to do next.

1. The Coffin.

2. The False Teeth.

3. The Alien.

PLEASE VOTE!