Toni: OMG, I GOT 53 REVIEWS! YAY! I've never had so many reviews for a fanfic before. *Sniffs* It makes me so happy. *Bursts into tears* WWAAHH!!

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The next day, I met up with the Bladebreakers at the park.

"Where's Hilary?" I asked.

"She can't come today because she said she's got several essays to do for school," replied Kenny.

"Bah, I don't even know why she bothers with the homework," said Tyson.

"Maybe it's because she wants to get good grades," said Max.

"Anyways, are you all ready for the next trick?" I asked. They all nodded. "Good. The next trick is called The Alien. So, who wants to be the alien?"

"ME! PLEASE!!" cried Tyson.

"OK, Tyson can be the alien," I said.

"YAY!" cried Tyson.

"Kai, Ray and Max can just stand kinda close by so that they can watch, and Kenny can film from a hiding place, as usual. Tyson's gonna be dressed in some alien clothes that I've brought with me, and Tyson and me are gonna hide behind the bushes. I'm gonna rustle the branches around to get people's attention, and then Tyson will jump out making loads of weird noises and start chasing them," I explained.

I handed Tyson the outfit and he put it on over his normal clothes. He was wearing a long black cloak, black gloves and a green alien mask with big black eyes. Everyone got into position. We saw the first person coming, which was Gary from the White Tigers. As he came closer, I rustled the branches around. He stopped, startled, and then started to quicken his pace. Then, Tyson jumped out making loads of freaky noises.

"IT'S AN ALIEN!" cried Gary in shock.

"Booga booga!" said Tyson in alienese. He started to chase after Gary.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Gary as he ran down the road. Everybody, even including Kai, burst out laughing.

"HAHA! DID YOU SEE HIM RUN, THE BIG LUMP!" laughed Max.

"Oh my God! I have never laughed so much," said Kenny.

"I think this will be the best trick so far," said Ray.

"Hurry up guys, there's someone coming," announced Kai. We all dove back into our places.

The next person was Robert from the Majestics (A/N: Or the Majoysticks, as me and my sister call them). As he was walking past the bush, I started to rustle the branches around. Robert stopped and stared. Then he started to back away with his arms upraised in a protective position. Tyson was just about to jump out but I put my hand on his arm to stop him, because I could see Kai coming over to Robert.

"What's up with you?" Kai asked.

"There's something in there," moaned Robert, pointing into the bushes.

"Oh yeah, didn't you hear about the UFO?" asked Kai.

"What UFO?" enquired Robert.

"Somebody spotted a UFO land around here. It just around by those bushes actually," replied Kai. I couldn't believe that Kai could actually think of a joke all by himself.

"A UFO landed there?" whimpered Robert.

"Yeah, I'd watch out if I were you," said Kai. Then he strode off, leaving Robert standing on his own. I tapped Tyson on the shoulder. This was the perfect time for him to go now. He jumped out of the bushes making his weird noises.

"Boolga boolga boolg," he said. (A/N: Or something like that anyway). Robert totally freaked out.

"Oh my god . . . you're an . . . an . . . alien," he spluttered.

"Bibble bobble," replied Tyson.

"SOMEONE HELP ME!" yelled Robert.

"GAAAHHHHHHHH!" cried Tyson, starting to chase Robert.

"MOMMY!" Robert ran round to my side of the bush, so I had to quickly dive through it before he saw me.

"Spaz," I muttered.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Robert, running down the road with Tyson following him. Eventually though, Tyson stopped and came back to us.

"HA! Did you see his face? I never thought I'd be able to pay that posh nob back," laughed Tyson.

"Looks like old Snobbert got his come-uppence," I grinned. Everyone laughed at the unintentional 'Snobbert'.

"What's the time?" asked Ray.

"It's just gone half two," answered Kenny, looking at his watch.

"I think I'll have time for one more person, if they hurry up, and then I've gotta go," said Ray.

"I think you're in luck Ray," said Max spotting someone else down the road.

"Positions, everyone," I said. Tyson and me went back behind the bush, Kenny went to his hiding place behind a parked car, and Max, Ray and Kai went and sat on a bench a little way down the road. The next person was Voltaire.

"Make it a good one this time," I whispered to Tyson. "Because we'll end it after this one."

"Good. It's getting really hot in this costume," moaned Tyson.

"Get ready," I said. "He's coming."

As Voltaire went past, I rustled the branches. He stopped for a second, then shrugged and carried on. Tyson jumped out the bushes in front of him. But it did NOT go as planned when Voltaire clutched his chest, groaned and fell to the floor.

"Oh sh*t," Tyson and me muttered in unison. (A/N: My Mom and Dad will kill me if I write full swearwords).

"Oh my god! What happened?" cried Max, as he, Ray, Kai and Kenny rushed over.

"Whatta we gonna do? Whatta we gonna do?! WHATTA WE GONNA DO?!" cried Ray.

"Er guys, I think he's had a heart attack," said Kenny.

"OH SH*T!" we all cried. Then, without hesitation, we all legged it down the road laughing our heads off. Why were we laughing, you ask. Because . . . we don't know. MUWAHAHAHA!

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Toni: I must say now, that I am not responsible for Voltaire's death.

Kenny: Yes you are.

Toni: How am I?

Kenny: It was your idea to do the trick.

Max: Yeah and we didn't exactly have to do it to Voltaire.

Toni: Yeah, but Tyson was the alien. He was the one who gave Voltaire a heart attack.

Tyson: That's not fair!

Ray: Yeah, and Tyson didn't have to be the alien either. He only did it because you wanted him to.

Toni: Exactly. He didn't have to be the alien. It was his own bloody choice.

Ray: Oh yeah.

Tyson: I am in deep sh*t.