Bready: I'M BAAAAAAAACK!!

*Several people groan*

Bready: Well that's nice, isn't it? I make the effort to write a new chapter and all I get is groans? At least the reviewers like me. Well I think they do. Yeah, let's just say they like me. Thank you reviewers! You're all so nice. I worship you all . . . *goes into a long rant about nothing*

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I was standing in a shopping mall, just by the bottom of the escalators. With me I had a small table with two large plastic glasses and a blindfold on it, a small chair, and several cartons of orange juice hidden behind a tall pot plant.

"Aloha everybody!" I cried as I saw the Bladebreakers and Hilary coming.

"Err, hi," they replied. I guess they're not used to my hyper Hawaiian greeting.

"Everyone ready for the next trick then?" I asked.

"No cos we don't know what it is," said Tyson.

"Well this trick is called The Orange Juice. Kai, I need you for this one, because it's back to your turn. And I also need Hilary. And Kenny, you're the cameraman as usual," I announced.

"Yeah but what do we have to do?" asked Hilary.

"I'm only gonna explain it to you and Kai. The others can watch and find out in their own time," I said.

I then whispered to Kai and Hilary exactly what they needed to do. Tyson, Max, Ray and Zeo sat on a nearby bench to watch, and Kenny lurked in the shadows with the camera at ready. I filled the two plastic glasses with orange juice and then stood aside with Kai. We could see the first person coming – it was Judy Tate, Max's mom. As she made to walk past, Hilary stopped her.

"Excuse me Miss, could I please ask a moment of your time?" said Hilary politely.

"Of course," smiled Judy.

"Well, I'm doing an experiment for school. These two glasses are filled with two different types of orange juice," Hilary pointed to the glasses. "I'd like you to sit at the table with the blindfold on, and drink both glasses to see if you can tell which orange juice is freshly squeezed. Oh, and please don't lean on the table because it's not very sturdy."

"That's fine," said Judy.

Judy sat at the table, and Hilary tied the blindfold on. Judy leant backwards and started to drink from the two glasses. Hilary ran off quickly, and then it was Kai's and my turn. We carefully picked up the table and then ran off with it.

Once Judy had finished drinking, she went to put the glasses down on the table. Only it wasn't there! Again she tried to put the glasses down, but it still wasn't working. She held both glasses with one hand and pulled her blindfold off with the other. She looked quite amused to find no table.

"Funny joke," she smiled, spotting Hilary hiding to one side. "But I really must get on with my shopping. See you later."

Judy put the glasses on the blindfold on the floor, and then went off to continue her shopping.

"Well, Mom certainly found it funny," smiled Max. "I wonder what she's shopping for."

"Max! You don't have time to care about that, because someone else is coming," announced Tyson.

"Sh*t!" swore Kai.

Kai and me both put the table back quickly. Hilary refilled the glasses, and Kai and me hid back behind the pot plant. The person coming was Bryan from the Demolition Boyz.

"Excuse me sir, could I please take a moment of your time?" said Hilary politely.

"Hurry up then," grunted Bryan.

"Well, I'm doing an experiment for school. These two glasses are filled with two different types of orange juice," Hilary pointed to the glasses. "I'd like you to sit at the table with the blindfold on, and drink both glasses to see if you can tell which orange juice is freshly squeezed. Oh, and please don't lean on the table because it's not very sturdy."

"Whatever," said Bryan.

Bryan sat at the table, whilst Hilary tied the blindfold on him. He started to drink from the two glasses, and whilst he was doing that Hilary went and hid, and Kai and me ran away with the table.

Bryan finished the two glasses then tried to put them down, but failed. He held the glasses out and tried to feel for the table. He slowly descended all the way to the floor, but couldn't find any table. Eventually he took the blindfold off to find that the table wasn't there.

"Ha ha, very funny (!)" he said sarcastically.

Bryan threw the two glasses on the floor, got up and stormed off. A few seconds after, we all regained our positions and Hilary refilled the glasses.

"Wow, looks like someone got up on the wrong side of bed this morning," I joked.

"Kai gets up on the wrong side of bed every day," grinned Tyson.

"Hang on a sec, you can't say that because he's been helping us out with these pranks," I said. I shut up straight after though. I didn't usually stand up for Kai. Wait, let me rephrase that – I never stood up for Kai.

"Whatever you guys, let's just wait for the next person," said Ray, getting impatient.

Thankfully the next person didn't take long to come. However, it was someone that I didn't know.

"Who's that?" I whispered to Kai.

"Dr B," replied Kai. "He's an evil scientist who's been helping to try and steal our bit beasts."

"Cool," I said. Kai gave me a strange look. "What? I just think evil people are cool."

Kai just shook his head and said nothing. As Dr B came nearer, I grabbed Kai's arm and pulled him back behind the pot plant. (A/N: Sounds like this pot plant's getting a big part in my story. Evil pot plant!) Hilary rushed out in front of Dr B and stopped him.

"Excuse me sir, could I please take a moment of your time?" she asked politely.

"Of course you can, missy," smiled Dr B. He didn't seem that evil to me. "Just tell me what I need to do."

"Well, I'm doing an experiment for school. These two glasses are filled with two different types of orange juice," Hilary pointed to the glasses. "I'd like you to sit at the table with the blindfold on, and drink both glasses to see if you can tell which orange juice is freshly squeezed. Oh, and please don't lean on the table because it's not very sturdy."

"Okey dokey then," said Dr B, sitting at the table.

Hilary tied the blindfold on, and Dr B quickly downed the two glasses one after the other. Kai and me grabbed the table and rushed off with it.

"I think that this one is freshly squeezed," he announced, raising the one glass slightly higher.

Dr B tried to put the glasses down, but nothing happened. He tried again with the same result. He transferred one of the glasses to the other hand with the other one, and felt around in the air with his free hand. When he could find no table, he took the blindfold off and went into hysterics.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S SO FUNNY! BRILLIANT IDEA, MISS!" he cried. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Dr B laughed so much that he started choking. His face turned bright red and he fell to the floor, twitching. We all looked at one another worriedly and then ran off, leaving all the stuff behind.

"Why do we always kill the old guys?" I asked as we ran.

"You mean this has happened before?" enquired Zeo.

"Yeah," replied Tyson. "We accidentally gave Kai's grandfather a heart attack."

Kai laughed evilly which shocked us all.

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So sorry about the lack of updates, peoples. I've been really lazy with some fics, and active with others. Anyways, the Reviewers are gonna be back in the next chapter, so I suggest you read. Also, if you ever see in the TV guide that Just For Laughs is on, please watch it because it's absolutely hilarious. It's the funniest show I've ever seen! And who knows, if you watch it you might just see one of the tricks that I've used in the story.

~*~ Bready ~*~