Happily Ever After
Chap.3
All motion was interrupted by the chewing noises of a Swiss guy eating garbage. "Mmm, garbage" he moaned. "Garbage is nothing compared to wood. Been there done that"- grunted Draco with splinters stuck in his hair and eyes. Simon walks in as the bringer of the shoes. "Shoooes!!!" squealed Olga happily. She threw herself on the floor before him and stroked the shoes.
"Run, Simon! Run!" said Charlotte, "You'll never escape with your shoes!"
Carmen kicked open the door and entered carrying a basket of various cookies. "Eeeeeeaaaaaat!!" she cried desperately thrusting the cookies into Tuxxy's face. Looking alarmed, he quickly retreated into his enormous cape. Struggling inside of it to get out, he purposefully punched himself in the eye, hoping that he could charge someone with assault later on.
As Tuxxy battled with himself, Carmen's cookies began to mutate. As she watched they slowly, in a quick way, turned into flood cookies (floodookies) and began to fly around waving their tentacles and occasionally spewing out orange icing onto the walls in stripy patterns.
"No! Save the shoes! Save the shoes!" Olga yelled out while running around in circles.
At that moment a dark figure peeked into the room. No one noticed that except another Swiss friend of Ron's. He yelled out something in Swissian, no one understood but it got people's attention. "It's not my fault!" screeched Inky the safety pin when Olga started to prick Simon's shoes with him. "Why won't anyone try my cookies?' Carmen postulated worriedly while trying to hold down one of the flookookies. At that time Legolas was protectively covering his hair. "Legolas, give me your brush" whine Aregorn childishly. "No! You have your twig, use that." Aregorn's expression changed. His bottom lip was trembling "Chip-|sniff|-py?" He instantly glared at Draco who at the moment was ignoring him because he was too preoccupied with some delicious looking splinters from his previous chomping.
All the commotion didn't seem to pull Charlotte away from Ron until she let something slip. "oh, Ron. We have to include Draco, he's too beautiful" -----OOOOOhhhhh---- random people said. (Mentioned above random people weren't really there but they did take the opportunity to "ooh" at Charlotte)
"No!" said Charlotte, "That's no what I meant! It's the stress! Stress!" She proceeded to twitch vaguely on the floor. Ron looked a little confused. " Am I beautiful too?" he asked no one in particular. Charlotte's face spasmed as she struggled to speak.
Meanwhile, Legolas was cavorting with the floodookies. As he began to sing (in a strange Elvish dialect) it soon became apparent that elves are not graceful or talented at everything. Everyone stopped to stare at him in alarm, their mouths open (some floodookies accidentally (or suicidally) entered here). Olga seemed to thing that Legolas was swearing. Looking concerned, she threw herself over the shoes.
"Ignorant elf!" she screamed in a frenzy, "Do not utter such profanities before the ears of the shoes!" Protectively she patted the shoes. Not even Tuxxy was idiotic enough to point out that the shoes didn't have ears.
It was then that Simon started praying. "Please take this maniac away from my shoes!" he thought frantically. Instantly, MegaPorc, the porcupine god appeared in a shimmery cloud. "Use the force, Simon," he chanted, "Use the force!" MegaProc then began to loudly hum the Star Wars theme.
All motion was interrupted by the chewing noises of a Swiss guy eating garbage. "Mmm, garbage" he moaned. "Garbage is nothing compared to wood. Been there done that"- grunted Draco with splinters stuck in his hair and eyes. Simon walks in as the bringer of the shoes. "Shoooes!!!" squealed Olga happily. She threw herself on the floor before him and stroked the shoes.
"Run, Simon! Run!" said Charlotte, "You'll never escape with your shoes!"
Carmen kicked open the door and entered carrying a basket of various cookies. "Eeeeeeaaaaaat!!" she cried desperately thrusting the cookies into Tuxxy's face. Looking alarmed, he quickly retreated into his enormous cape. Struggling inside of it to get out, he purposefully punched himself in the eye, hoping that he could charge someone with assault later on.
As Tuxxy battled with himself, Carmen's cookies began to mutate. As she watched they slowly, in a quick way, turned into flood cookies (floodookies) and began to fly around waving their tentacles and occasionally spewing out orange icing onto the walls in stripy patterns.
"No! Save the shoes! Save the shoes!" Olga yelled out while running around in circles.
At that moment a dark figure peeked into the room. No one noticed that except another Swiss friend of Ron's. He yelled out something in Swissian, no one understood but it got people's attention. "It's not my fault!" screeched Inky the safety pin when Olga started to prick Simon's shoes with him. "Why won't anyone try my cookies?' Carmen postulated worriedly while trying to hold down one of the flookookies. At that time Legolas was protectively covering his hair. "Legolas, give me your brush" whine Aregorn childishly. "No! You have your twig, use that." Aregorn's expression changed. His bottom lip was trembling "Chip-|sniff|-py?" He instantly glared at Draco who at the moment was ignoring him because he was too preoccupied with some delicious looking splinters from his previous chomping.
All the commotion didn't seem to pull Charlotte away from Ron until she let something slip. "oh, Ron. We have to include Draco, he's too beautiful" -----OOOOOhhhhh---- random people said. (Mentioned above random people weren't really there but they did take the opportunity to "ooh" at Charlotte)
"No!" said Charlotte, "That's no what I meant! It's the stress! Stress!" She proceeded to twitch vaguely on the floor. Ron looked a little confused. " Am I beautiful too?" he asked no one in particular. Charlotte's face spasmed as she struggled to speak.
Meanwhile, Legolas was cavorting with the floodookies. As he began to sing (in a strange Elvish dialect) it soon became apparent that elves are not graceful or talented at everything. Everyone stopped to stare at him in alarm, their mouths open (some floodookies accidentally (or suicidally) entered here). Olga seemed to thing that Legolas was swearing. Looking concerned, she threw herself over the shoes.
"Ignorant elf!" she screamed in a frenzy, "Do not utter such profanities before the ears of the shoes!" Protectively she patted the shoes. Not even Tuxxy was idiotic enough to point out that the shoes didn't have ears.
It was then that Simon started praying. "Please take this maniac away from my shoes!" he thought frantically. Instantly, MegaPorc, the porcupine god appeared in a shimmery cloud. "Use the force, Simon," he chanted, "Use the force!" MegaProc then began to loudly hum the Star Wars theme.
