A/N: WEEEEEE I'M ON A SUGER HIGH!!! I SUDDENLY HAVE THE URGE TO YELL OUT POINTLESS SENTANCES AND SING DISNEY SONGS AT THE TOP OF MY VOICE!!! *Proceeds to do so, everyone is scared*
Disclaimer: I DON'T wear Laura Ashley clothes and would NEVER kill Sirius (or James for that matter) i.e. I'M NOT JK ROWLING! (No offence, don't sue!)
Ditto to J.R.R. Tolkien and the Tellitubbies. (damn, I just gave the plot away!)
Anyway, Story time!!! Are you sitting comfortably? (Original phrase or what!) Then I'll begin! (Prepare yourself!)
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Harry, Hermione, Ginny and Ron (somewhere behind them as it took a while to detach him from the banana) have found themselves in a very stereotypically random place which is probably illegal on FF.net but I'm 'Under the Influence of Sugar' so what the heck…Fabbitty Dabbity (screams of DIE!!! Are heard from studies, Internet cafes and rich peoples bedrooms all around the world)… ahem!
1. The Ominous, Portentous, Inauspicious Room.
Ginny: What sort of subtitle do you call that???
Hemione: You do realise they all more or less mean the same thing don't you?
(AN: I JUST FOUND MY THESAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*FF.net readers proceed to hit the 'Back' button*
Ginny: Go figure, so….. where are we now?
(AN: Well I've placed you in a…..)
Ron: (speaks at 100 mph) GREETINGS!!! It's me again… SHAKESPHERIAN ACTOR RON…. -ETH!!!! And, for no apparent reason-eth, the AUTHOR has given-eth me SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Runs round Ginny 20 times, stands on his ear, gets his toe stuck up his nose and, all in all, looks rather silly)
(AN: Did I mention I'm on a sugar high!!!! HEEEEEEE HEEEEE!!!)
Readers: This is really starting to drag.
(AN: Your right!!!)
(Dobby appears)
*The few remaining readers loose all hope in life and run off to flush their heads down the loo. *
(AN: I feel like a crossover!)
(Gollum appears)
Dobby: Dobby likes Harry Potter! Harry Potter is good to Dobby! Dobby would do anything for Harry Potter!
(Continues to speak in 3rd person. Everyone looses hope.)
Gollum: Dobby is (dramatic pause) my preciousssssssssssssss!
(Gollum winks at Dobby. Dobby has a heart attack.)
(Saruman appears)
Saruman: I'm so sage I'm practically oregano!
Harry, Hermione, Ginny and
Ron: DUMBLEDORE!
Saruman: *blink*
(Legolas re-appears)
Legolas: The long white-ish blonde look is so in!
Readers: Ok ok, you've made your point!!! Can we get back to the story? Please!
(Tinky Winky appears)
*Readers proceed to smack their heads against the keyboard*
Legolas: WOW!!! You're a lot like me!
Readers: *blink*
Tinky Winky: (negative) Eeho.
Legolas: Well, we both speak a completely bullshit language….
Tinky Winky: (makes tubby custard)
*Readers are slightly disturbed by the author's wide knowledge of the Telly Tubbies*
Legolas: …We both live outside….
Tinky Winky: (holds up red handbag)
Legolas: Oh, and yeah, I'm gay!
Female Population of the world: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Legolas/Orlando Bloom followers hunt down the author and kill her)
Harry, Hermione, Ginny, Ron: HELLO?!?
(A/N: Oh yeah, sorry! You are in a wonderful, exciting and yet so real place, the…)
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Well that's it! Evil Cliffies 'r' us!
Don't worry, I'll update soon and tell you!
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Sorry, no thanks list as I didn't get enough reviews. Check last chapter's, I re-uploaded it!
See you soon!
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