The Matrix: Recliched
by Nain and Calli
-----------------------------**
Calli: I'm sure you all loved our last outtake. But this one is even better. It's entitled 'A SENSELESS ORGY!'
Nain: I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE!
Calli: I wanted to join it, but I wasn't allowed to.
CALLI BURSTS INTO TEARS
STAGE DARKENS AND SCREEN APPEARS. NEO IS STANDING IN THE SHOWER ON THE NEB. HE APPEARS TO BE ALONE. GRADUALLY THE CAMERA PANS OUT TO SHOW MANY OTHER PEOPLE.
Neo: WASHIN' MY BUTT, WASHIN' MY BUTT, DOO DEE DOOO...
Morpheus: WASHIN' NEO'S BUTT, WASHIN' NEO'S BUTT, DOO DEE DOOO...
Trinity: WASHIN' MORPHYPOO'S BUTT, WASHIN' MORPHYPOO'S BUTT, DOO DEE DOOO...
Link: WASHIN' TRINITY'S BUTT, WASHIN' TRINITY'S BUTT, DOO DEE DOOO...
Neo: DO NOT TOUCH MY BITCH!
NAKED SCUFFLE, AKA ORGY, ENSUES
Agent Smith: Hello, Big Boys. And, uh, Neuter Female.
AGENT SMITH DIVES IN GLEEFULLY
Trinity: HOW IN FRESH HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!?
Agent Smith: I stuck my hand in some guy's chest, then I turned into him. But... -pauses- I realised that I was so much prettier in my natural form, so I put a lot of makeup on to disguise my ugliness. Now, RAVISH ME!
Neo: With pleasure.
CAPTAIN LOCK AND HIS GROUPIES ENTER
Lock: Yo, Morpheybaby!
LOCK STRIPS, MORPHEUS DROOLS
Morpheus: Rawrrrrr..
Ham-Man: Who wants to see me sing 'I'm A Slave 4 U?'
EVERYONE RUNS AWAY
SCENE CUTS TO THE RAVEY PLACE
Neo: Dude, can I see your nipples?
Agent Smith: Of course, my little anomaly.
Trinity: Neo, don't you want to play the sock puppet game?
Neo: I want nipples.
Trinity: But I have nipples!
Neo: -rolls eyes- Puh-lese. Agent Smith's boobs are bigger than yours.
TRINITY STARTS TO CRY
Morpheus: Awwww, baby.
MORPHEUS, STILL NAKED, GETS DOWN ON ONE KNEE
Morpheus: My darling, I... can't get enough of your love, baaaaby.
Lock: That is so sweet. -giggles girlishly-
HAM-MAN STANDS ON THE ROCK OF JOY AND GYRATES VIOLENTLY
Ham-Man: I'M AHHHH, SLAAAAYYYYVVEEEEE FOR YOUUUUU
EVERYONE IS SUBSEQUENTLY VIOLENTLY SICK
Ham-Man: That means you love me! I'll start singing some Avril! 'HE WAZ A SKAYTA BOI! SHE SED C U LAYTA BOI!'
Neo: Ow! My freakin' ears!
EVERYONE HAS A JOYOUS VODKA-INDUCED ORGY
by Nain and Calli
-----------------------------**
Calli: I'm sure you all loved our last outtake. But this one is even better. It's entitled 'A SENSELESS ORGY!'
Nain: I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE!
Calli: I wanted to join it, but I wasn't allowed to.
CALLI BURSTS INTO TEARS
STAGE DARKENS AND SCREEN APPEARS. NEO IS STANDING IN THE SHOWER ON THE NEB. HE APPEARS TO BE ALONE. GRADUALLY THE CAMERA PANS OUT TO SHOW MANY OTHER PEOPLE.
Neo: WASHIN' MY BUTT, WASHIN' MY BUTT, DOO DEE DOOO...
Morpheus: WASHIN' NEO'S BUTT, WASHIN' NEO'S BUTT, DOO DEE DOOO...
Trinity: WASHIN' MORPHYPOO'S BUTT, WASHIN' MORPHYPOO'S BUTT, DOO DEE DOOO...
Link: WASHIN' TRINITY'S BUTT, WASHIN' TRINITY'S BUTT, DOO DEE DOOO...
Neo: DO NOT TOUCH MY BITCH!
NAKED SCUFFLE, AKA ORGY, ENSUES
Agent Smith: Hello, Big Boys. And, uh, Neuter Female.
AGENT SMITH DIVES IN GLEEFULLY
Trinity: HOW IN FRESH HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!?
Agent Smith: I stuck my hand in some guy's chest, then I turned into him. But... -pauses- I realised that I was so much prettier in my natural form, so I put a lot of makeup on to disguise my ugliness. Now, RAVISH ME!
Neo: With pleasure.
CAPTAIN LOCK AND HIS GROUPIES ENTER
Lock: Yo, Morpheybaby!
LOCK STRIPS, MORPHEUS DROOLS
Morpheus: Rawrrrrr..
Ham-Man: Who wants to see me sing 'I'm A Slave 4 U?'
EVERYONE RUNS AWAY
SCENE CUTS TO THE RAVEY PLACE
Neo: Dude, can I see your nipples?
Agent Smith: Of course, my little anomaly.
Trinity: Neo, don't you want to play the sock puppet game?
Neo: I want nipples.
Trinity: But I have nipples!
Neo: -rolls eyes- Puh-lese. Agent Smith's boobs are bigger than yours.
TRINITY STARTS TO CRY
Morpheus: Awwww, baby.
MORPHEUS, STILL NAKED, GETS DOWN ON ONE KNEE
Morpheus: My darling, I... can't get enough of your love, baaaaby.
Lock: That is so sweet. -giggles girlishly-
HAM-MAN STANDS ON THE ROCK OF JOY AND GYRATES VIOLENTLY
Ham-Man: I'M AHHHH, SLAAAAYYYYVVEEEEE FOR YOUUUUU
EVERYONE IS SUBSEQUENTLY VIOLENTLY SICK
Ham-Man: That means you love me! I'll start singing some Avril! 'HE WAZ A SKAYTA BOI! SHE SED C U LAYTA BOI!'
Neo: Ow! My freakin' ears!
EVERYONE HAS A JOYOUS VODKA-INDUCED ORGY
