AN: Aloha all, it's me again!  I apologise for last chapter, some of you liked it, some were just a little freaked out but I'm glad you all read and reviewed it!  Thanks List is yet again at the bottom!

Disclaimer: I do not own (ready for this?) Austin Powers, Lord of the Rings (for the subtitle only, sorry, no Legolas!), Peter Pan, My Little Pony, The Scooby Gang (jeepers!), Bob the Builder, Michael Jackson (phew), Brad Pitt *shakes fist at the clouds*, any thing to do with Star wars, Superman…. Oh yeah or Harry Potter! (The budget must have grown!)

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Part 2: The Many Meetings

Well as we continue with the fic, our heroes are still in an unknown place having witnessed special guest appearances from Tinky Winky, Dobby and most of the LOTR cast…sadly there are more crossovers where that came from!

Ginny: In the name of all that is holy, funky or fruity smelling please, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE???

(AN: Ah, you're in…)

(Cue voice over)

Voldemort: Well my bedroom of course!  Did you really think you were getting away from me that easily? Now you're more trapped then before… MWAHAHAHA!! *Cough* Damn, I just ruined my dramatic moment.

(He appears with half of Hogwarts.  Hermione smacks her head against the wall.  Harry seems to have disappeared.)

(Cue lights)

Ginny: Well we'd never have known.

The room is even more Austin Powers-esque then the last even down to the rollerblading Swedish guy in the gold-larme jumpsuit! (If you haven't seen the Austin Powers 3, many apologies!)

Voldemort: Don't you love it?  Don't you want to hold it, caress it, convert to homosexuality and scream at the top of your lungs "OH HONEY IT'S JUST SO FABULOUS!!!"?

Malfoy: OH YES! I love it!  I want to be just like you Voldemort! PURLEASE, take me in under your expansive cloak and show me the REAL you!

(AN: EEW, sorry for the mental picture there folks, spur of the moment thing!)

Pansy: OOOOH ME TOO!

Crabbe: ME!

Goyle: Uh, oh yeah, me too.

Hermione: This could get interesting…

(Suddenly everyone looks up.  There, flying… well interestingly under a gigantic ceiling mural capturing 'My Little Pony's Rainbow House' flies our hero who has somehow managed to find himself a pair of green tights…)

Harry: AHEM!  NEVER FEAR, I AM HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD….again.

(He swoops down and attempting to grab Voldemort's wand accidentally peels off his face!)

Entire Student Population Of Hogwarts (E.S.P.O.H): !!!!!

Scooby gang: JEEPERS!  The crazy hippie wizard was actually old man Williams the butler!

Yet again E.S.P.O.H: ?????

Hermione: Wait a minute….

(Peels face off again)

Scooby gang: Bob the Builder???

(Rips off face)

Scooby Gang: Michael Jackson!

E.S.P.O.H:(Screams of terror) OH MY GOD!!!

(Rips off face)

Scooby gang: Brad Pitt?

(The female pupils pass out, the guys suddenly feel very self-conscious)

(Rips off face)

Harry: Voldemort!!! Why the hell were you wearing so many masks???

Voldemort: It keeps my non-existent face supple!  Anyway, I have something to tell you… a prophecy lets say, and it'll alter you life FOREVER!!!

Harry: Yeah, I know, I'm the only one that can kill you… riveting stuff; even heir of Gryffindor would have been more exciting!

Voldemort: Oh, well yeah, damn.  I've been working up to that ever since you were born.

Harry: Sorry.

Voldemort: 's ok.  Anyway, there's something else….

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I am your father!

(AN: Clichés rule!)

Harry: What!  No your not! James Potter is! Duh.

Voldemort: Yeah, I know, but it caught you off guard and gave me enough time to stick a stick of kryptonite in you ear! MWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Harry: Dude, I'm not superman!

Voldemort: Damn!  Stupid 'Guide to the Heroes of the Universe.'  That's what you get when you order something off eBay.

Harry: Can I kill you now… please???

Voldemort:  No, but we can have a fight to fill pages!

(AN:  I'm just too darn lazy to write one!  Basically, in a lesser spotter blue kestrel's egg shell, they battled and Harry's novice magic was enough to beat Voldemort's- the most powerful wizard ever, and he disappears… everyone has a party thinking he's dead, yet he returns, or otherwise I'd have nothing to write about (and in JK's case she'd stop earning billions and would watch the tax collector make her poorer then the Queen, tough world!)

Herm: Right, so now we're stuck in Voldemort's hippie lair… how are we going to get out?

Malfoy: Isn't that a port key to some other unknown land in the corner of the room? Shucks, if only we'd seen that earlier!

(AN: Don't ya just want to kill him?!?)

They travel through it, Ginny asks yet again 'Where are we' and that's the end of chapter 4!!!

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Well that's chapter 4!  If the characters are Ooc… well duh!

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