A/N: A trip very soon.
Chap 5
In many ways he was distinctly ape-like. He wasn't really human, or an ape, but he had some ape-like traits. He might have had red hair, but it was too dark to tell. Quietly he grinned, and wondered about the pasta that was simmering on the stove. "Dude, stovin'!" he said in a squiggly tone. At that moment Carmen kicked the door open and her feral army of floodookies flooded in. "Get him, my precious" she screamed maniacally as not really flood and not really cookies engulfed Anakin Skywalker. Later That Day While Olga was running around the room in panic from the unexpected abandonment by Legolas and Aragorn. Carmen stormed in with a enormous bag on her back. "Ha-ha look what I looted" grinned Carmen as ape-like Anakin fell out on the floor. "Dude! I WAS cooking pasta" he looked upset as he pulled some of it out of his pocket. However, on setting eyes on the pasta, he brightened up. "Dude, it looks like a brain!" he said, as he proceeded to prod the pasta. Quickly, though Anakin grew bored with watching the pasta jiggle and started eating it.
Carmen watched Anakin eat with an expression on her face that Olga might have worn while watching Draco eat wood. "Oh, Anakin!" she cried, "Although I know you will one day be old, bald, evil and unshaped, right now I love you and your pasta poking ways!" Carmen fell to the floor and finished Anakin's pasta. "Dude!" said Anakin, "Dude, that was like, my best friend." He eyes grew large and sorrowful as he attempted to express his grief. "Chiiiipy!" he yelled.
Meanwhile, Draco was expressing his love for Olga. "Olga," he said, "Although you seem to fancy numerous old, dirty and suspiciously feminine men, I could never leave you." Olga was looking kind of bored at this point. Draco didn't notice, as a look of intense concentration appeared on his face. Then he said, "Besides, you still owe me a fish."
Olga's eyes slid sideways to focus on the desperately greasy blonde. She paused for a minute as if to consider what he was saying, then with a lot of pride she said, "I'm sorry, but my cat seems to have eaten it." Her expression didn't change when Charlotte inched closer to Olga and whispered "Olga, you don't have a cat." Olga looking terrified in slow motion threw herself on the floor covering, what people guessed was, invisible cat's ears. "Is there no end to your cruelty?" -insert silence- Olga got up dusting herself and looked at her watch. "If I remember correctly somebody promised me a trip" she resumed staring at Charlotte. Ron crawled in "I want to go too. Why won't you let her go Charlotte? Why, Charlotte? Why?"
Charlotte looked annoyed. "I'm not stopping her. I've been ready to go for ages." Charlotte glance towards Carmen who was talking reassuringly to Anakin. "Oh, poor baby, " she said. "I'll stop you from becoming an asthmatic bald guy. If you stay with me, you'll be beautiful forever." Anakin fell asleep as she talked, muttering, "Oh, pretty Anakin, always pretty." He proceeded to dream about himself in 60 years. He looked the same as he did at present, only slightly girlier. When she was sure Anakin was asleep, Carmen began to search him. Soon she found his light saber. She made the blade come out, and started stroking the handle. "Yess, my precious. Now we have his light saber, we can carry out plan. Yess.. make them short and fat, like the ssstupid fat hobbit." Carmen glanced around to make sure no one was listening. Everyone was. Carmen looked uncomfortable. "What are you looking at?" she asked. Silence. Ron whispered, " I love you Charlotte!" When everyone turned to stare at him, Carmen yelled, in a strange language (as subtitles flashed through the air) "Come, my rabid flookookes, we leave!" The floodookies flew into the air and grabbed Carmen and Anakin. Carmen laughed evilly while Anakin mumbled something about his father. Then they were gone.
Chap 5
In many ways he was distinctly ape-like. He wasn't really human, or an ape, but he had some ape-like traits. He might have had red hair, but it was too dark to tell. Quietly he grinned, and wondered about the pasta that was simmering on the stove. "Dude, stovin'!" he said in a squiggly tone. At that moment Carmen kicked the door open and her feral army of floodookies flooded in. "Get him, my precious" she screamed maniacally as not really flood and not really cookies engulfed Anakin Skywalker. Later That Day While Olga was running around the room in panic from the unexpected abandonment by Legolas and Aragorn. Carmen stormed in with a enormous bag on her back. "Ha-ha look what I looted" grinned Carmen as ape-like Anakin fell out on the floor. "Dude! I WAS cooking pasta" he looked upset as he pulled some of it out of his pocket. However, on setting eyes on the pasta, he brightened up. "Dude, it looks like a brain!" he said, as he proceeded to prod the pasta. Quickly, though Anakin grew bored with watching the pasta jiggle and started eating it.
Carmen watched Anakin eat with an expression on her face that Olga might have worn while watching Draco eat wood. "Oh, Anakin!" she cried, "Although I know you will one day be old, bald, evil and unshaped, right now I love you and your pasta poking ways!" Carmen fell to the floor and finished Anakin's pasta. "Dude!" said Anakin, "Dude, that was like, my best friend." He eyes grew large and sorrowful as he attempted to express his grief. "Chiiiipy!" he yelled.
Meanwhile, Draco was expressing his love for Olga. "Olga," he said, "Although you seem to fancy numerous old, dirty and suspiciously feminine men, I could never leave you." Olga was looking kind of bored at this point. Draco didn't notice, as a look of intense concentration appeared on his face. Then he said, "Besides, you still owe me a fish."
Olga's eyes slid sideways to focus on the desperately greasy blonde. She paused for a minute as if to consider what he was saying, then with a lot of pride she said, "I'm sorry, but my cat seems to have eaten it." Her expression didn't change when Charlotte inched closer to Olga and whispered "Olga, you don't have a cat." Olga looking terrified in slow motion threw herself on the floor covering, what people guessed was, invisible cat's ears. "Is there no end to your cruelty?" -insert silence- Olga got up dusting herself and looked at her watch. "If I remember correctly somebody promised me a trip" she resumed staring at Charlotte. Ron crawled in "I want to go too. Why won't you let her go Charlotte? Why, Charlotte? Why?"
Charlotte looked annoyed. "I'm not stopping her. I've been ready to go for ages." Charlotte glance towards Carmen who was talking reassuringly to Anakin. "Oh, poor baby, " she said. "I'll stop you from becoming an asthmatic bald guy. If you stay with me, you'll be beautiful forever." Anakin fell asleep as she talked, muttering, "Oh, pretty Anakin, always pretty." He proceeded to dream about himself in 60 years. He looked the same as he did at present, only slightly girlier. When she was sure Anakin was asleep, Carmen began to search him. Soon she found his light saber. She made the blade come out, and started stroking the handle. "Yess, my precious. Now we have his light saber, we can carry out plan. Yess.. make them short and fat, like the ssstupid fat hobbit." Carmen glanced around to make sure no one was listening. Everyone was. Carmen looked uncomfortable. "What are you looking at?" she asked. Silence. Ron whispered, " I love you Charlotte!" When everyone turned to stare at him, Carmen yelled, in a strange language (as subtitles flashed through the air) "Come, my rabid flookookes, we leave!" The floodookies flew into the air and grabbed Carmen and Anakin. Carmen laughed evilly while Anakin mumbled something about his father. Then they were gone.
