AN: A well writers block is slowly decapitating me I'm afraid so I decided to throw out this tiny chapter!  Hope it's ok.

Dedicated to: Laterose!!!  Happy?

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.  Damn. (Besides, if I really was Jk and this rubbish was posted then not only would I mutate into duck billed platypus in shock, but I would be having serious doubts unto the sanity of the publishers)

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However, back at Hogwarts

(The entire teaching body of Hogwarts is standing on the platform at Hogsmead station.  It's pitch black at raining oh so characteristically.  However, the teachers don't need to use their wands to generate light as Dumbledore's impressive eye-twinkling action is doing it for them.  Sparkly)

Snape:  Really Professor, how the HELL do you get your eyes to sparkle like that?

McGonagall: Cor, if you stuck a power plant on your head you'd be a billionaire!

Dumbledore: Well, you know, it's a perk of the job!  Live in the castle, travel anywhere for free, generate electricity, it's all the same.

Flitwick:  Um, don't you think we should be worried about un-arrival of the Hogwarts Express?  I mean, whose idea was it, putting the ENTIRE school on a train with no teachers?

Dumbledore: I feel we have nothing to worry about, I mean Harry Potter is on the train, and so lets go and be completely out of character for no apparent reason.  I just bought a wizards monopoly board!  Fab.

McGonagall: Yes, lets do that.

(They skip happily off into the distance)

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There you go everybody, I just re-uploaded because I totally forgot to do a thanks list, doh!

Here be thanks….

La Pamplemousse- hehe thanks, oh and your name has helped ME in french too because I needed a fruit for a test and what appeared into my head first???? GRAPEFRUIT!

Fiffer- Moshi on, my dear friend, Moshi on.

Katia- Hey, Legolas rules, ok?!?

Laterose- Hope all is well in freaky possum world, Britain sucks, it was 1 degree this morning, 1 DEGREE!!!

Eilonwy, Princess- *coughcoughthankyouforthereviewcough* Hum, cough is spelt strangely isn't it… C O U G H.  Weird.

Anya Wood- Ah my dear friend, what would life be without you using my reviews as a means of communication and advertising without mentioning my story?  I'll tell you what, a sad world indeed.  Hehe, love you really. J

Citcat299- And your sense of humor is fab too my aussie friends friend!  Possums heh?  How bizarre.

There you go, until next chapter! 

Love TSL x