"To the mountains" yelled out Olga excitedly.. Ron kept crawling behind
her. "Please don't leave me behind, who knows what Charlotte will do to
me." Charlotte was dragging in the end of the line grunting angrily and
putting things in boxed maniacally.
"yes... blame it on Nashville." Muttered Charlotte throuwing a social studies
textbook viciously into a tree. There was a yelp as the book hit something...
Draco fell gout of the tree, a branch in his mouth. He looked angrily at
Charlotte. "I WAS eating, you know." He told her. Charlotte threw another
textbook at him. It hit his head, but Draco was unharmed because of all the
grease/gel in his hair, that acts as Charlotte's bike mattress to make
things simply bounce off. Olga looked at him in awe "I wish I had something
to protect me like that" she said as she wet her hair in a drinking
fountain. Sunddenly everyone heard the bushed rustling. The toque guy came
out "Has anyone sen, Creepy guy? We were calmly drinking tea and the next
thing I know a wild she-boy ran in, grabbed him and carried him
away."............Olga did a super hero pose "I will help you rescue him even
though he's very creepy... and as soon as someone gives me directions."
Master Chief (the dog) started barking at the mountains in the north just
as a random elf poped out. "Shush little dog. Or I won't be able to feel
the mountain presence in the South."
"yes!" cried Olga, "Let the pretty elf feeeeeel the prescence!" Charlotte looked at the toque guy." This she-boy," she said, "Was..." she searched for the right gender and failed to find it...." It old, dirty and wearing pig tails?" The T.G. looked surprised. "Yes...it did resemble this description." Olga looked up from brushing her hair (using Draco's hair as a mirror). "That was no she-boy... That was Aragorn! My Aragorn! Oh my poor, poor, elderly love! OOOooohhh!" Olga collapse. The elf looked slightly disturbed, and a look of intense concentration crossed his face. It looked painful. The elf said, "Yes... in the south.. mountains...pig tailed man.... Prancing..always..prancing.." his eyes rolled back into his head and he fainted. "
"To the mountains...agains!" Olga said while Master Chief climbed on her head. "Olga! I must come with you!" wailed Draco. Everyone ignored (momentarally) Charlotte chasing Ron, and Ron's poor attempts to crawl away. "I will lend you my retrition cape"- proclaimed Tuxxy as he qppeared with Andrea clinging to his she. "What's wrong, Ron? Where has the love gone?" Charlotte's eyes watered "humpf, Whatever, I'll find someone else. Let's go Olg." By that time Draco was handed a paddle as the gang approached the ocean. Swim swim swim. It was an unpleasent sail, someone has been puking a lot because of the undigested wood, which made the tub smell and made Master Chief rather cranky, Hend all the bite marks. (except on Olga because m.c. loves Olga). Olga fell onto the ground "Man, that was long" Charlotte ignored her as her yoda ears perked up. "Dude, like, we're not in the mountains" People turned around to see Yug in a little park nearby. –WOW- said more random people.
Yug waved and yelled, "Yo! I'm too sexy for all of you!" Draco looked offended and whispered to Master Chief who was attached to his leg. "I'm prettier than that firly tree boy...and greasier." Master Chief looked disgusted and ran way to hide behind Olga.
Charlotte's Yoda ears were swivelling insanely. "I'm pinking up a radio signal.." She went crossed eyed for a few seconds and then said, "Apparently we're in Brazil.. stupid elf... I bet he was from Nashvilled". Draco looked offended again." The best wood comes from Nashville!.. I buy my grease/gel from there too." He took out a mirror and checked his hair to make sure it was still shiny. It was. Yuh was annoyed that no one was paying attention to him, "Dude!YO! A I like-"A random person cut him off by throwing a rock at him. Yug then began to sway back and forth muttering things about his ultimate sexiness and blonde guys who use too much gel. The sound of bass could be heard (even though Olga doesn't distinguish guitars from basses she knows when she hears one) "oh bass!" Olga darted towards the sound. Charlotte followed close by in hopes of finding pet. Olga bounded over a fence and into a yard where she threw herself at a guy playing bass. "Oh , my husband!" she yelled. The guy looked at her and stopped playing, "You've been decieving me again, haven't you?" he said. "What???!!!" Olga yelped defencively "Well, I never..." she trailed off for now seeing as how a laughter interrupted her. "Mwahaha!" Attenction was turned to the roof of the house. It was swarming with floodookies and Carmy in the middle. "Carmy!!" the guy she left standing in the library alone a whle ago pranced into the picture. "Is this why you left me then? For this? For mutated cookies and Brazilian foortops?"
Carmen grinned crazily, "That's right!" The guy she left fell to the fround, "Oh cruel and hearless fiend!" he cried as tears streamed down his face, "Just because I'm in grade 9 doesn't mean I don't have feelings!" He sniffed sadly (in the most pathetic sense of the word). Carmen didn't seem to care about his feelings... whatever grade they heppened to be in. "Au revoir!" she yelled, and jumped onto the nearest floodookie. With her somewhat rabid army following her, Carmy flew out of sight. The abondoned grade 9 looked up. "Anyone want to go shoot things?" he asked. Master Chief(the person) walked around the corner into sight. "I'll go" he said. Olga woul've gone too, but she was suling in the corner. The abondoned guy started walking waay from the yard. "Hurry up, M.C.!" he said, M.C. ran girlishly to catch up with him, saying in a suspiciously feminine voice. "I AM hurrying."
"yes!" cried Olga, "Let the pretty elf feeeeeel the prescence!" Charlotte looked at the toque guy." This she-boy," she said, "Was..." she searched for the right gender and failed to find it...." It old, dirty and wearing pig tails?" The T.G. looked surprised. "Yes...it did resemble this description." Olga looked up from brushing her hair (using Draco's hair as a mirror). "That was no she-boy... That was Aragorn! My Aragorn! Oh my poor, poor, elderly love! OOOooohhh!" Olga collapse. The elf looked slightly disturbed, and a look of intense concentration crossed his face. It looked painful. The elf said, "Yes... in the south.. mountains...pig tailed man.... Prancing..always..prancing.." his eyes rolled back into his head and he fainted. "
"To the mountains...agains!" Olga said while Master Chief climbed on her head. "Olga! I must come with you!" wailed Draco. Everyone ignored (momentarally) Charlotte chasing Ron, and Ron's poor attempts to crawl away. "I will lend you my retrition cape"- proclaimed Tuxxy as he qppeared with Andrea clinging to his she. "What's wrong, Ron? Where has the love gone?" Charlotte's eyes watered "humpf, Whatever, I'll find someone else. Let's go Olg." By that time Draco was handed a paddle as the gang approached the ocean. Swim swim swim. It was an unpleasent sail, someone has been puking a lot because of the undigested wood, which made the tub smell and made Master Chief rather cranky, Hend all the bite marks. (except on Olga because m.c. loves Olga). Olga fell onto the ground "Man, that was long" Charlotte ignored her as her yoda ears perked up. "Dude, like, we're not in the mountains" People turned around to see Yug in a little park nearby. –WOW- said more random people.
Yug waved and yelled, "Yo! I'm too sexy for all of you!" Draco looked offended and whispered to Master Chief who was attached to his leg. "I'm prettier than that firly tree boy...and greasier." Master Chief looked disgusted and ran way to hide behind Olga.
Charlotte's Yoda ears were swivelling insanely. "I'm pinking up a radio signal.." She went crossed eyed for a few seconds and then said, "Apparently we're in Brazil.. stupid elf... I bet he was from Nashvilled". Draco looked offended again." The best wood comes from Nashville!.. I buy my grease/gel from there too." He took out a mirror and checked his hair to make sure it was still shiny. It was. Yuh was annoyed that no one was paying attention to him, "Dude!YO! A I like-"A random person cut him off by throwing a rock at him. Yug then began to sway back and forth muttering things about his ultimate sexiness and blonde guys who use too much gel. The sound of bass could be heard (even though Olga doesn't distinguish guitars from basses she knows when she hears one) "oh bass!" Olga darted towards the sound. Charlotte followed close by in hopes of finding pet. Olga bounded over a fence and into a yard where she threw herself at a guy playing bass. "Oh , my husband!" she yelled. The guy looked at her and stopped playing, "You've been decieving me again, haven't you?" he said. "What???!!!" Olga yelped defencively "Well, I never..." she trailed off for now seeing as how a laughter interrupted her. "Mwahaha!" Attenction was turned to the roof of the house. It was swarming with floodookies and Carmy in the middle. "Carmy!!" the guy she left standing in the library alone a whle ago pranced into the picture. "Is this why you left me then? For this? For mutated cookies and Brazilian foortops?"
Carmen grinned crazily, "That's right!" The guy she left fell to the fround, "Oh cruel and hearless fiend!" he cried as tears streamed down his face, "Just because I'm in grade 9 doesn't mean I don't have feelings!" He sniffed sadly (in the most pathetic sense of the word). Carmen didn't seem to care about his feelings... whatever grade they heppened to be in. "Au revoir!" she yelled, and jumped onto the nearest floodookie. With her somewhat rabid army following her, Carmy flew out of sight. The abondoned grade 9 looked up. "Anyone want to go shoot things?" he asked. Master Chief(the person) walked around the corner into sight. "I'll go" he said. Olga woul've gone too, but she was suling in the corner. The abondoned guy started walking waay from the yard. "Hurry up, M.C.!" he said, M.C. ran girlishly to catch up with him, saying in a suspiciously feminine voice. "I AM hurrying."
