Authors Note: On recent surfing of the Hp fandom I came to notice just how many coughbadlywrittencough character diaries were springing up…….if you wrote one- don't read this and/or flame me, or prepare to feel the wroth of my evil karma!It's a kind of make your own fic as you can choose what each person is talking about!!! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Ha, I wish.
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Hermione's Diary13th Oct
Dear Diary….
Oh how I love Ron/Harry/Malfoy/Victor/Umbridge/Scabbers/the Whomping Willow Tree! Today, I uncharacteristically bunked of Potions and went and met/groped/gave a pumpkin pastry to them by the pond/3rd floor lavatory, gosh it was fun. But the problem is now I have mixed feeling about them and don't know how to act when they're around! Help!
14th Oct
Dearest Diary….
I just had the strangest dream!
Neville/Hagrid/Harry's Aunt/A pumpkin pastry transfigured into Lord Voldemort! This is odd because they lack much/any magical talent! What does it mean?
15th Oct
My closest, bestest diary friend….
Oh my, you'll never guess what Harry just told me! He realised that Neville/Hagrid/Harry's Aunt/A pumpkin pastry has been brainwashed/eaten by Lord Voldemort! I must go to the library to research/act smart/eat a pumpkin pastry/kill the librarian immediately!
Also, my feelings for Ron/Harry/Malfoy/Victor/Umbridge/Scabbers/the Whomping Willow Tree are getting worse! Today they hugged Ginny/picked their nose/hit a first year and my heart lept! Please diary, tell me what to do!
16th Oct
Oh dearest diary…
I have just realised I am obsessed with Neville/Hagrid/Harry's Aunt/A pumpkin pastry!!! This goes beyond my admiration for Ron/Harry/Malfoy/Victor/
Umbridge/Scabbers/the Whomping Willow Tree!
I went to the library and found that Harry's right about Voldemort! My question is Why?/When?/Where?/How does he eat without a face?/Do ants have cable? Shall have to discuss this tomorrow with Harry.
17th Oct
Diary, fairest of them all….
While in lunch/the common room/the Whomping willow tree/A pumpkin pastry talking to Harry, I saw Ron/Harry/Malfoy/Victor/Umbridge/Scabbers/the Whomping Willow Tree with Pansy/Dumbledore/Snape/Cho and I'm so jealous. The angst/lunch is rising inside of me. I'm on my way up to the owlery to write home/kill myself/convert to Islam….. I may be some time.
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Harry's Diary
Dear diary….
It has been 3 days since Sirius died/Cho kissed me/My name got mentioned in assembly/I ate a pumpkin pastry and the sadness is unbearable. Why did I do what I did? Why?
Hermione has been acting oddly, the other day she bunked out of Potions. I have a odd feeling she is eating pumpkin pastries/worshipping the grapefruit god/kissing Ron/romping behind the Whomping Willow tree/being possessed by Voldemort and I don't know what to do! Ron isn't helping the matter by being obsessed by Quiddich/Scabbers/Neville. Help!
Diary…
I feel like I'm being watched/possessed/subconsciously trodden on/eaten and it's scaring me. Cho/Dumbledore/Hermione/Neville always seems to be around…. I think they want to kiss me/give me a medal/eat me and I don't know what to do!
Sometimes being a boy hero/15/a geek/subconsciously trodden on is painful and I just want to die/kiss Cho/eat a pumpkin pastry/become heir of Gryffindor/find out what heir of Gryffindor is!
Harry.
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Would write more but am lacking time, if the reviews are good I'll write more!
Thanks to:
Laterose – having never met a cheerleader I can't hate them, but….
La Pamplemousse – notice anything remotely involving grapefruits?
Citcat299 – :op
The Rodent Queen
Thank you for your time
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