AN: Am absolutely flattered with the response to the last chapter…. Eighteen reviews in a night?!? Anyway, have decided to make the most of this and update as have nothing better to do and/or my sole friend isn't replying to my texts….sob…..(ahem, well my closest friend anyway, you know who you are!!!)
Dedicated to- Le Pamplemousse- GRAPEFRUIT!
Disclaimer: I have to go to school, JK is about 30, and I get the feeling she wasn't held back 16 years!
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Ron's Diary
Diary…
Oh my undying love for Quiddich/Hermione/Harry/Trewlany/Pumpkin pastrys grows stronger day by day! Oh how I want to play/kiss/eat them….
Harry has just told me about the impending danger of Neville/Hagrid/Harry's Aunt/A pumpkin pastry being brainwashed/eaten by Lord Voldemort! Hermione has gone to the library/toilet to do some research, but I fear she is meeting Harry/Malfoy/Victor/Umbridge/Scabbers/the Whomping Willow Tree! Help!
Diary….
Oh my…. Cho/Ginny/Malfoy/Hagrid/a pumpkin pastry just kissed/ate me….but what do I do about my undying love for Quiddich/Hermione/Harry/Trewlany???
Also, today when I went to potions/the toilet/the Whomping Willow tree I saw them/Snape in women's clothing/Lord Voldemort/Harry being subconsciously trodden on and I didn't know how to act! Harry keeps muttering about Cho/Dumbledore/Hermione/Neville stalking him! Don't know what that is about!?
Diary…..
Just saw Harry/McGonagall/Snape go into a cupboard with Hermione/Cho/Hagrid/Dumbledore/a grapefruit/a pumpkin pastry but I don't think they know that I saw them/followed them in/went to the toilet! Who should I tell?
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Malfoy's Diary
Diary….
Oh I must confess; I love Pansy/Hermione/Snape/Crabbe/Goyle/Lord Voldemort/My little toe…all I want to do is hug/kiss/put nail varnish on them…yet separating them from their friends seems impossible without cornering them/worshipping them/putting on a toe separator!
Also, have joined the young death eaters club/incest united/the hair gel lovers group/my butt to a chair and spent most of this morning in the owlery/toilet because I had to send a letter/ate some dodgy Shepard's pie last night/kissed Snape….
Diary….
Something very funny just happened… Crabbe/Harry/Hagrid/a pumpkin pastry was just kissed/subconsciously trodden on/eaten by Hermione/Pansy/Umbridge/Ron's pet rat! I laughed so hard my head/spoon/nose/little toe nearly bent/exploded/sprayed snot on Goyle! I love being in Slytherin/me/going to the toilet/incest. It's SO much fun!
Diary…
Urg, just had Care of Magical Creatures/a bogie explosion/a brainwave/a gone-off pumpkin pastry! I suddenly realise my hatred for Harry/Hagrid/noses/muggles/pumpkin/transvestites, though I still adore Pansy/Hermione/Snape/Crabbe/Goyle/Lord Voldemort/My little toe and love the dark side/snakes/hair gel/playing with my 'wand'.
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That's about all for today I'm afraid! If the reviews are good I'll do Ginny's…any other requests/things you want to appear???
Thanks to:
Sweet775
La Pamplemousse- You have possibly the greatest penname in this entire fandom; am in awe.
Privateye13
Slytheringirl560
Melody
Daintress
Squirrelbladder-interesting name!!! :oP
HPROXMYSOX- what the hell does ROFLMAO mean??? Rolling on floor laughing my arse off is my guess! :o)
Wallie- :o)
Iminapie- kumquats….quite
Teddi
SuperStar7286
Glauificus
Evil Karma and one hundred evil biting aids ridden monkeys to:
Linda- can you?
Ahem, anyway, THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!! You guys rule!
Love The (very happy) Social Leper
