Disclaimer (s): Animal Crossing and all related indicia are copyright Nintendo, but the story is copyright me.
Chapter 5: Java Joe Arrives
(Java Joe arrives at the train station)
Tom Nook: Yes, yes... (examines Java Joe) you seem to be the one.
Java Joe: What? (thinks, Gee, I just got off the train from a weird animal, now a raccoon with an apron on?)
Tom Nook: Of course, I haven't told you, silly me, yes? Well my name is Tom Nook and you are...
Java Joe: Java Joe, thanks.
Tom Nook: WA HA HA HA AAHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! (laughs uncontrollably and wipes tears from his eyes) I'm sorry Java Joe - (bursts into peals of laughter again) but...
Java Joe: Why you? I might as well...
(starts tickling Tom Nook violently, Tom runs away and Java Joe is left alone)
(Icetea * runs up after hearing Tom Nook laugh his head off)
Icetea *: What did you DO to him???
Java Joe: I tickled him.
Icetea *: Wow you must have a really good tickle! Give me a taste.
(Java Joe tickles Icetea * a bit)
Icetea *: Wahahahahahahaha! You're good, what's your name?
Java Joe: I'm Java Joe.
Icetea *: After seeing what you did to Tom Nook I suppose I shouldn't make fun of your name now should I?
Java Joe: NO!!!
Icetea *: I guess not. Now about you, seeing as you chased Tom NOOKY off -
Java Joe: Does he hate that?
Icetea *: Ohhhh yes! Now back to it. I think I should show you your new house instead, come with me.
(takes Java Joe down to Acre B-3 and shows him the houses)
Icetea *: Now you've got to pick one of these houses, not the big one though, that's mine -
Java Joe: WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's so darn huge!!!
Icetea *: We'll get to that later, anyway you have to pick one of these houses (points to other three) but pick carefully as it will be your new home FOREVER.
Java Joe: Isn't that a little harsh?
Icetea *: Yup, but it can't be helped. Now stop interrupting me and pick one!
(Java Joe talks to the Gyroids and picks a house)
Java Joe: I pick the top right!
Icetea *: OK, Java Joe, it's your new house! Now I don't want to do what Tom Nook did you me so I'll just say: Save often and talk to your Gyroid. Easier than what of Tom NOOKY would have said if he was here instead of me!
Java Joe: Do you always call him Tom NOOKY when he isn't around?
Icetea *: Wouldn't you know it, how'd you guess?
Java Joe: Gee, you're funny, Icetea *!
Later...
Icetea *: You seem like a friend, Java Joe. Now that you're settled in and all, I'll give you a present...
(gives Java Joe 10,000 Bells)
Java Joe: WHOA!!!! Thanks a lot Icetea *! I'm going to go meet the villagers... Bye Icetea *, see you later!
