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Mystery Meat

Ron: *holds up line cards for Harry, who is trying to tell Hermione that he loves her*
Harry: *reading card* Hermione, the other day when I saw you, two words came to my mind.
Hermione: What were they?
Ron: *holds up new card*
Harry: They were... *reads card* MYSTERY MEAT?!
Ron: *thinking* FRED! GEORGE! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTTS!
Hermione: Riiiiight Harry.
Harry: RON! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Ron: *takes off running* SEE YA! *cards go flying everywhere as Ron runs for dear life*
Hermione: oh well back to the books *walks off to library*
Fred and George: *watching Harry chase Ron around in circles* Hmmm.... *rubs hands together mischievously* IN THE LIBRARY
Hermione: *pulls book off of shelf* How To Deal With Mad Men. Hm. Sounds like I could use this.*looks around and runs off*
Filch: *crashes into Hermione. Sees book* Hey have you checked that book out?
Hermione: *inmating Fat B. from Austin Powers* Maybe *kicks him in the shins and runs off*
Filch: *curses*
Hermione: *runs into the girls' dormitory * *in the common room* *Harry still chasing Ron*
Fred: Hey Harry! What are you so mad about?
Harry: *stops chasing Ron long enough to answer* He screwed up my only chance to tell Hermione that I love her.
George: That's nice.
Fred: *turns to George and whispers * it worked!
George: *whispers back* Operation Ruin Every bodies Lives worked!
Fred and George: *high five* YES!
Harry: *looks around* Hey, where'd Ron go?
Ron: *hiding behind the portrait of the Fat Lady* *thinking* HE'LL NEVER FIND ME HERE! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAH!
Harry: *sees Ron's feet under the portrait* *sneaks up and whispers* Ohhh Rooooonnnnn.
Ron: *gulps*
Harry: I've found you....
Ron: AHHHHH! *bolts, and runs for an empty classroom* *Harry hot on his heels*
Harry:*takes a wrong turn and runs into Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle who are in the men's bathroom smoking pot*
Malfoy: Hey Potter! How 'bout a smoke?
Harry: *shrugs* Sure. *takes the cig and inhales* Now I'm Harry Potthead!
Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle: *crack up laughing* We're pot heads too! MEANWHILE
Ron: I-I think I lost him...*pants form running*Hey, this classroom's empty! *walks in to find to his horror, McGonagall and Dumledore making out* OH GOD! MY EYES! I'll just leave you two alone then...*walks out, muttering to himself* I'm traumatized for life! IN THE MEN'S ROOM
Ginny: *walks in* Oops, wrong turn! *turns to leave*
Malfoy: *grabs her arm* hey cutie, join us in a smoke.
Ginny: *looks nervous* o-o-okay. *takes the cig and inhales* 10 MINUTES LATER
*everyone but Hermione is crammed into the mens bathroom, even the ghosts and teachers, smoking*
Hermione:*looks up from her book, and relizes everybody is gone* hey, where'd everyone go? *leaves, and hears somebody singing* What the heck? *the song goes like this* We ARE THE POTHEADS, THE MIGHTY MIGHTY POTHEADS
Hermione: HEY! I WANT SOME! PASS THE PIPE THIS WAY!

TO BE CONTINUED