Hot Stuff

Harry: *muttering to self* Hey Hermione, when I first saw you a song came to mind....

Hemione: *walks up behind him* Really what one?

Harry: * to busy thinking to notice she is there* it went a little something like this: I want some hot stuff baby this evennin' I want some hot stuff baby tonight.... * starts dancing (the monkey)*

Hermione: *with a look of shocked horror* that's ...uh.... thoughtful Harry.....but....uh *cough cough* ..

Harry: * turn around in horror to see her there*...... Hermione?!!! It not what it looks like!!!

Hermione: ...

Ron *walks in* hey Harry, Hermione. What's up?

Hermione: Well, Harry is expressing his...uhh....creativity.

Ron: Really...cool.

THE NEXT DAY IN THE DINNING HALL

Ron: *walking to a table where Harry and Hermione are staring at their plates uncomfortably* Hey guys you'll never believe what's on the front page of the school paper!

Hermione: *snatches the paper from Ron* *laughs hysterically- then looks at Harry and puts on straight face* You might wanna look at this.

Harry: *takes paper* OH MY GOD! Who did this! *Harry dancing in the moving picture* NOOOOO! Who did this! Who did this!

Fred and George: *start whistling and looking around at everywhere but Harry*

Harry: *thinking* It was them. Fred-George-is this your handy work?

Fred: Well Harry, if you look at the article it says that it's from Colin Creevy.

Harry: *darts a look at Colin*

Colin: What? Can I have your picture?

Harry: Don't you already have one?! *flashes school paper in his face* Is this how you get your sick kicks?!

Colin:* laughing hysterically* I didn't do that.

Harry: But you're the picture crazed lunatic!

Colin: That hurt Harry- that hurt. *runs out of Great Hall* *Crying/laughing*

Harry: *looks back at Fred and George* It was you...

Fred and George: *running out of the Great Hall for dear life with Harry and the rest of the school watching* *And laughing hysterically at Harry because of the whole school paper incident*

Harry: *Runs out of the hall after George, Fred, - and humiliation* Hermione: Whew that was close! * starts eating peacefully*

IN THE CORREDOR OUTSIDE THE GREAT HALL

Harry: FRED! GEORGE! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTTS!!!

Fred and George: *turn a corner*

Fred: This one looks empty. Everyone is in the great hall so lets hide in here *runs into the bathroom*

Fred: AHHH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!

*Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle sing "Fa fleece Navidad" Malfoy singing and Crabbe and Goyle dancing back up*

George: WHOA! Looking good ladies.

Malfoy: AHH you NEVER saw anything here!

Harry: *Running in* *Laughing at what he sees*

Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle: *grab their boom box and run out *

Harry: They're going to the Great Hall! Let's follow!

IN THE GREAT HALL WHERE HERMIONE IS SITTING

Malfoy: Hey babe. Lookin good this year...

Hermione: *sarcastically* back at you hot stuff

Harry: NOOO!! She's mine back off, pretty boy!

Malfoy: I can't help the way she feels for me... *smoothes hair*

Crabbe and Goyle: *chuckles*

Harry: *runs up to Hermione* I LOVE YOU!!!

Hermione: I -

TO BE CONTINUED...