Hot Stuff
Harry: *muttering to self* Hey Hermione, when I first saw you a song came to mind....
Hemione: *walks up behind him* Really what one?
Harry: * to busy thinking to notice she is there* it went a little something like this: I want some hot stuff baby this evennin' I want some hot stuff baby tonight.... * starts dancing (the monkey)*
Hermione: *with a look of shocked horror* that's ...uh.... thoughtful Harry.....but....uh *cough cough* ..
Harry: * turn around in horror to see her there*...... Hermione?!!! It not what it looks like!!!
Hermione: ...
Ron *walks in* hey Harry, Hermione. What's up?
Hermione: Well, Harry is expressing his...uhh....creativity.
Ron: Really...cool.
THE NEXT DAY IN THE DINNING HALL
Ron: *walking to a table where Harry and Hermione are staring at their plates uncomfortably* Hey guys you'll never believe what's on the front page of the school paper!
Hermione: *snatches the paper from Ron* *laughs hysterically- then looks at Harry and puts on straight face* You might wanna look at this.
Harry: *takes paper* OH MY GOD! Who did this! *Harry dancing in the moving picture* NOOOOO! Who did this! Who did this!
Fred and George: *start whistling and looking around at everywhere but Harry*
Harry: *thinking* It was them. Fred-George-is this your handy work?
Fred: Well Harry, if you look at the article it says that it's from Colin Creevy.
Harry: *darts a look at Colin*
Colin: What? Can I have your picture?
Harry: Don't you already have one?! *flashes school paper in his face* Is this how you get your sick kicks?!
Colin:* laughing hysterically* I didn't do that.
Harry: But you're the picture crazed lunatic!
Colin: That hurt Harry- that hurt. *runs out of Great Hall* *Crying/laughing*
Harry: *looks back at Fred and George* It was you...
Fred and George: *running out of the Great Hall for dear life with Harry and the rest of the school watching* *And laughing hysterically at Harry because of the whole school paper incident*
Harry: *Runs out of the hall after George, Fred, - and humiliation* Hermione: Whew that was close! * starts eating peacefully*
IN THE CORREDOR OUTSIDE THE GREAT HALL
Harry: FRED! GEORGE! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTTS!!!
Fred and George: *turn a corner*
Fred: This one looks empty. Everyone is in the great hall so lets hide in here *runs into the bathroom*
Fred: AHHH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!
*Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle sing "Fa fleece Navidad" Malfoy singing and Crabbe and Goyle dancing back up*
George: WHOA! Looking good ladies.
Malfoy: AHH you NEVER saw anything here!
Harry: *Running in* *Laughing at what he sees*
Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle: *grab their boom box and run out *
Harry: They're going to the Great Hall! Let's follow!
IN THE GREAT HALL WHERE HERMIONE IS SITTING
Malfoy: Hey babe. Lookin good this year...
Hermione: *sarcastically* back at you hot stuff
Harry: NOOO!! She's mine back off, pretty boy!
Malfoy: I can't help the way she feels for me... *smoothes hair*
Crabbe and Goyle: *chuckles*
Harry: *runs up to Hermione* I LOVE YOU!!!
Hermione: I -
TO BE CONTINUED...
Harry: *muttering to self* Hey Hermione, when I first saw you a song came to mind....
Hemione: *walks up behind him* Really what one?
Harry: * to busy thinking to notice she is there* it went a little something like this: I want some hot stuff baby this evennin' I want some hot stuff baby tonight.... * starts dancing (the monkey)*
Hermione: *with a look of shocked horror* that's ...uh.... thoughtful Harry.....but....uh *cough cough* ..
Harry: * turn around in horror to see her there*...... Hermione?!!! It not what it looks like!!!
Hermione: ...
Ron *walks in* hey Harry, Hermione. What's up?
Hermione: Well, Harry is expressing his...uhh....creativity.
Ron: Really...cool.
THE NEXT DAY IN THE DINNING HALL
Ron: *walking to a table where Harry and Hermione are staring at their plates uncomfortably* Hey guys you'll never believe what's on the front page of the school paper!
Hermione: *snatches the paper from Ron* *laughs hysterically- then looks at Harry and puts on straight face* You might wanna look at this.
Harry: *takes paper* OH MY GOD! Who did this! *Harry dancing in the moving picture* NOOOOO! Who did this! Who did this!
Fred and George: *start whistling and looking around at everywhere but Harry*
Harry: *thinking* It was them. Fred-George-is this your handy work?
Fred: Well Harry, if you look at the article it says that it's from Colin Creevy.
Harry: *darts a look at Colin*
Colin: What? Can I have your picture?
Harry: Don't you already have one?! *flashes school paper in his face* Is this how you get your sick kicks?!
Colin:* laughing hysterically* I didn't do that.
Harry: But you're the picture crazed lunatic!
Colin: That hurt Harry- that hurt. *runs out of Great Hall* *Crying/laughing*
Harry: *looks back at Fred and George* It was you...
Fred and George: *running out of the Great Hall for dear life with Harry and the rest of the school watching* *And laughing hysterically at Harry because of the whole school paper incident*
Harry: *Runs out of the hall after George, Fred, - and humiliation* Hermione: Whew that was close! * starts eating peacefully*
IN THE CORREDOR OUTSIDE THE GREAT HALL
Harry: FRED! GEORGE! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTTS!!!
Fred and George: *turn a corner*
Fred: This one looks empty. Everyone is in the great hall so lets hide in here *runs into the bathroom*
Fred: AHHH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!
*Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle sing "Fa fleece Navidad" Malfoy singing and Crabbe and Goyle dancing back up*
George: WHOA! Looking good ladies.
Malfoy: AHH you NEVER saw anything here!
Harry: *Running in* *Laughing at what he sees*
Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle: *grab their boom box and run out *
Harry: They're going to the Great Hall! Let's follow!
IN THE GREAT HALL WHERE HERMIONE IS SITTING
Malfoy: Hey babe. Lookin good this year...
Hermione: *sarcastically* back at you hot stuff
Harry: NOOO!! She's mine back off, pretty boy!
Malfoy: I can't help the way she feels for me... *smoothes hair*
Crabbe and Goyle: *chuckles*
Harry: *runs up to Hermione* I LOVE YOU!!!
Hermione: I -
TO BE CONTINUED...
