Mimi and I were smited from Lord of The Rings. We were both very depressed.
Not only that, but we were also forbidden to ever speak to any of the
characters from Rurouni Kenshin! I was so sad. Mimi was sad too. Then, she
tripped over a bag labeled 'MAGIC WISH GRANTING DUST!' We both got
identical evil grins. VERY evil grins. VERY, VERY evil grins. VERY, VERY,
VERY...I think you get the point. Mimi snatched the bag up and sprinkled some
on herself and some on myself. We held hands and said, "We wish we were
back with the Fellowship and Kenshin!" We started to spin really, really
fast and then there was a weird banging sound. Then, we fell down.
*Movie Script. Again. Because the authoress has a very short attention
span*
Jivi: OH! KENSHIN AND LEGGSY!
Kenshin and Leggsy: AH! RUN!
Rest of the Fellowship: RUN!
Mimi: GET THEM!
*Mimi and Jivi chase the screaming Fellowship into the forest of
Lothlorien, while the girls laugh VERY evilly*
*Fellowship smashes into Galadriel and Celeborn*
Galadriel: What the ***** is going on!?
Fellowship, Mimi, Jivi and Kenshin: O_O
Galadriel: Opps. I mean, who dost ye seek, thy weary traveler persons?
Jivi: O_o
Mimi: Oh-kay...
Kenshin: Erm...
Jivi: You know, I think the swearing works better for her...
Legolas: Your highness! Good to see you!
Celeborn: What...?
Jivi: I'm lost! So terribly lost! OH, the in-who-manity!
Mimi: Whoa, wwwaaayyy too much sugar.
Jivi: Confire!
Mimi:*Wide-eyed and drooling* Sugar...
Galadriel and Celeborn: O_O Okay...
*Suddenly, there is a loud banging noise, and a teenage boy, dressed in
Vans, a Good Charlotte T-shirt, and jeans cut to mid calf lands in a heap
next to the group*
Mimi: Chibi!
Chibi (Whose real name is Tony): What the...? Where am I?
Mimi: *Hugging Chibi tightly* You're in Middle-Earth, with me, Jivi,
Kenshin and the Fellowship!
Chibi: Jivi's here? Oh no...
Jivi: WHAT? I'm not that scary, Mimi's the scary one!
Chibi: Or not...
Jivi: AH! HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE POINTY OBJECTS! *Pulls out sword, but as she
does, it disappears* WHAT!? WHAT'S GOING ON!? DRAGONJIVI, WHY!?
DragonJivi: Sorry, but 'Mimi' over here would kill me if I let you kill
him. Because you are pretty much me. Weird, isn't it?
Jivi: WELL HOW DID HE GET HERE!? I MEAN, YOU'RE THE AUTHORESS! YOU KNOW
THESE THINGS!
DragonJivi: Well, Mimi wished him here. Be careful of what you think in the
next few minutes, the Dust is still effective.
Jivi: Can you get rid of it? Because I know that things I'm wishing for
will get me killed by Mimi later.
Mimi: You kill him, I kill you. The ultimate policy.
Chibi: Hey, I didn't ask to be brought here. Please don't kill me. *Pulls
out a cig and a lighter* *Jivi promptly takes both away* Hey! What the-
*Before he can finish the sentence, Jivi smacks him*
Jivi: No smoking, no swearing!
Chibi: Hey, on a fairly regular basis, you have no problem swearing.
Jivi: That's on Earth. We're in Middle-Earth, where no one swears unless no
one else can hear them. And Elves can hear everything, so shut up! Mimi,
his arm is turning purple, you might want to losen your grip.
Mimi: But I LUV him.
Jivi: Right... *Thinks of a plan so that Chibi arm doesn't fall off, because
that would be gross* If you luv him so much, why don't you... SNOG HIM!
Mimi: AHHHHH! *Throws hands up to her ears.*
Jivi: Run Chibi, RUN!
Chibi: *Looks REALLY freaked out* Right... maybe later...