Disclaimer: Nope i dont own any of the characters mentioned. Just this innocent lil fic! ^_^

Lulu: Hey there! I know your probably thinking..." Jeez lulu chan get a life and stop turfing out fics!" either that or "goddamnit finish one fic Then start another...baka".

Vegeta: I know thats what ive been thinking.

Lulu: *glare* anyway, since a recent bout of writers block has just been thrown upon me, i decided to get this fic outta ma system coz its the only thing ive been thinking of for weeks! Which has not helped the updating of other fics.

Goku: *wagging finger* Thats not good, you should always finish what you started.

Lulu: *sigh* i know. i come out with one fic, start doing it and then another just pops in my head. I turf that one out aswell because i know if i dont start on it i would eventually forget it.

Goku: *sympathetic* awwww *strokes hair*

Lulu: *blush line* mmmmm....

Alyssa: Anyway, this is gonna be a different fic from her other ones. This is gonna be Lulu - chan's first buddy fic!!

Goku: Hooray!! *jumps up causing Lulu to crash to the floor*

Vegeta: *sniggers* Hooray indeed

Lulu: *voice muffled by carpet* shuddup.

Alyssa: What Lulu MEANS to say is that she hopes you enjoy her newest fic! And she promises that she will _eventually_ finish her others!

Goku: *toots party horn* And now for part one of Kaka - sitter!!

Summary: Bulma believes that Vegeta cannot be trusted to be left alone in the house for five minutes without breaking something valuable. After a day of smashes, crashes and breaks, she decides she's had enough and hires a babysitter to take care of him while she and the boys go to a meeting. Vegeta is horrified to hear of the news and even more so when he meets his babysitter. Will he survive the night? Find out!!

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*Chapter 1*

Vegeta whirled round and narrowly avoided get punched in the nose from his opponent. He quickly flipped over in the air and swung his leg forward, connecting with Goku's face. Goku grunted with the impact then grabbed Vegeta's leg and swung him around, throwing him through the trees. Vegeta was thrown with so much force that he went through several trees before smashing through a window and several walls, leaving a giant mound of rubble behind him. He shook his head before looking up and jumping out of the way, Goku's foot landing in the mound of rubble. Vegeta was flying down his arm held back, ready to attack when he suddenly.....

"VEGETA!! GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"

Vegeta sighed, and floated down, folding his arms and planting the usual frown on his face, to see Bulma standing amisdt the rubble, her face red with anger.

"What is it Onna, cant you see we are clearly busy", Vegeta says sweeping his arm towards Goku, who, in the background, is trying to pull his foot out from the house remains.

Bulma grits her teeth, so angry that Vegeta swears he can see steam coming from her ears and possibly her nose.

"VEGETA THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IN THE PAST WEEK THAT YOU'VE COMPLETELY DESTORYED PART OF THE HOUSE. DO YOU REALISE HOW MUCH DAMAGE AND MONEY THIS IS CAUSING ME??", she screamed in his face.

Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Onna you can easily afford it", he replied cooly.

Bulma blinks the colour rushing from her face, "Yeah i can", she replied thoughtfully the goes back to glaring, "it doesnt mean that you can destroying it any time you and Goku feel like taking out your anger on each other".

"Me and Veggie were playing Bulma - san", Goku said, appearing suddenly beside Vegeta and glomping onto him, a warm grin on his face. Vegeta face gleamed and went a deep shade of crimson before he shouted, "KAKKAROT!! GET YOUR KAKA - LOVING HANDS OFF ME!!".

"Okey dokey Veggie", Goku replied cheerfully, dropping Vegeta onto the mess. Vegeta landed hard on some metal and tears welled up in his eyes, his breath hitching. He held his breath waiting for the pain to subside before standing up glaring at Goku. He looked back at Bulma who was biting her lip, trying to stop from laughing. She cleared her throat and resumed glaring at Vegeta who glared right back, while rubbing his sore butt.

"Look Vegeta this has to stop. I cant stand to hear the whole house falling down while i'm in my lab. Its hard to concentrate already", she said sternly.

"But Bulma, its not just me, its Kakkarot also!," he pointed towards Goku, who was currently looking at a butterfly and cutely sneezing whenever it landed on his nose. Vegeta sweatdropped and turned back to Bulma.

"Ok nevermind him. But do you really think its wise, mear ningen, to anger the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYA-JIN NO OUJI??", Vegeta yelled, causing a flash of lighting to strike and striking a pose that would've put the Ginyu force to shame.

Bulma and Goku looked at Vegeta as he stood there in his pose. A wind blew past causing a tumble weed to bounce by. Goku watched it go by and giggled.

Bulma looked at Vegeta sceptically and sighed. "Thats it, ive had enough", she said before walking calmly out of the rubble of the living room and into the kitchen.

Vegeta looked over at where Bulma had been stood before sweatdropping and walking calmly from the room....or...what was left of it.

"Baka Onna, all that effort for nothing", he mumbled to himself before walking straight into an orange brick wall. Vegeta growled and looked up to see Goku, staring at him with a mushy sad face.

"Sorry lil buddy but i gotta be going now. Chi-chan said i gotta be back before 6 O clock", Goku said, stressing the O part.

Vegeta raised an eyebrow at the larger saiyajin. "How come?", he asked suspiciously.

Goku smiled warmly at Vegeta who felt a small blush line form over his cheeks.

"Because silly Veggie.........Its dinner time!!", he shouted gleefully.

"ACK", Vegeta face faulted, unfortunately onto the rubble. Goku looked at the groaning Ouji for a few moments before picking him up and giving him a warm hug.

"MMmmm i will see my fave lil Veggie toomorrow, when we can have lots of ad-veggie-tures toogether and eat lots of ice cream!", Goku said nodding, before plonking the now glowing and slightly dazed Ouji back on the floor.

"Bye byes Veggie! Sweet Dreams!", he said before IT-ing back home.

Vegeta sat on the floor, eyes glazed over until the fog cleared away from his mind and his was able to think clearly again. He stood up shakily and shook his head before making his way out of the room. With each step his head cleared more and more and as he stepped into the kitchen, he was back to his usual ouji loving self.

"Baka Kaka-chan", he mumbled making his way over to the fridge. Grabbing a Pepsi, he turned to Bulma who was flicking through her address book.

"What are you looking for?" he asked curiously looking over her shoulder.

"You'll find out, she replied simply. Finding the page she wanted, she dialled the number and waited for a few seconds.

As Vegeta left the room, he heard her saying, "Hello? Yes my name is Bulma Briefs. I would like a.......".

He snickered to himself. "Ive gone and done it now. Oh well....might aswell start making my own dinner then". He chugged down the pepsi and burping tossed it into the wastebasket. Going up the stairs to his room he wondered to himself, "Maybe she might put me on the couch tonight??"

Vegeta strolled down the stairs, yawning as he went. It was 8:00 am and Vegeta was surprised to find that he was late getting up. He walked into the kitchen and was shocked at the fact that Bulma, Trunks and Mirai were up at this hour too. And wearing pretty nice suits.

"Whats the occasion Bulma?", Vegeta grunted, walking past to the fridge. He pulled out the milk carton, got himself a glass and poured himself some.

"Were going to a meeting Vegeta", Bulma replied, straightening her hair before picking up her handbag.

"Oh. Well i'll be ready as quick as i can", Vegeta said, putting the carton back in the fridge.

"Not you, just us Vegeta",Bulma said floding her arms.

"Well what am i supposed to do for the day?" Vegeta asked impatiently before taking a drink from the glass.

"I got you a babysitter", Bulma stated calmly. Vegeta's eyes widened and he spat out the milk from his mouth. Unfortunately, Mirai got face full.

"Ha, thanks dad", he said, grimacing as he wiped the milk from his face. Chibi Trunks sniggered behind his hand, earning a glare from Mirai.

"A..a...what?", Vegeta stuttered, when the doorbell rang. He glanced at it fearfully.

"Ah that must be them now", Bulma sighed and smiling she went to the door. But not before Vegeta raced past before her. He got to the door and flung it open, gasping at what stood on his doorstep.

"You! No! It cant be! Not you!!", Vegeta cried.

"HIYA VEGGIE! Looks like a fun day ahead huh?".

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Lulu: *gasp* cliffhanger!

Goku: *gasp*

Vegeta: *rolls eyes*

Alyssa: Ooooh exciting!! This fic is gonna be so much fun!

Vegeta: *mumbling* not for me it aint.

Lulu: *hug* ah cheer up! at least it isnt Chi Chi babysitting you.

Vegeta: *sweatdrop* and for that i'm thankful.

Lulu: *grin* *to audience* sorry about starting a new fic but i really did wanna do this. I will finish the others later i promise...or update em.

Alyssa: Yeah like mine.

Goku: And ours *hugs Vegeta turns bright red*

Jin: And mine too.

Alyssa: Where did he come from?

Jin: *shrug* well as were on the subject id thought id say my piece.

Lulu: *sweatdrop* dont worry i'll get round to it.

Alyssa: *to Jin* did anyone ever tell you that your cute?

Jin: *sweatdrop* i think i'll be going now.

Vegeta: *comes out of daze long enough to shout* Hey! thats unfair! *pout*

Goku: awww is my Veggie feeling nig-leg-ted? *strokes Veggies hair*

Vegeta: *glowing again* gaaahhhh...

Lulu: Ok this is just too weird now laterz everyone!