Serpent Rayo: I don't own any characters.

Sai: Uh duh you DON'T!

Domon: So... what should we do now?

Serpent: READ!

Sai: do we have to?

Serpent: Ya. Oh, and to the question about Sai and his age... HOW CAN THE SHUFFLE ALLIANCE BE THE SHUFFLE ALLIANCE WITHOUT THE JOKE GUY, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS SAI SICI!

George: sighs You seem to be totally dedicated to Mr. Sici

Serpent: ^_^ always will be!

Chapter 3: Kindergarden

"Watch!" Domon said as he threw the ball high (well, not so high) in the air.

It was a bright and sunny day, Domon's second day in school. He was playing catch with Sai, Chib, George, and Argo. This was all before school, all before.

"Hehe! I GOT IT!" Chibodee screamed as he backed up and backed up and hit someone one. Actually, he bumped into the person whose head was hit by the baseball. Chibodee got up and turned around to see a frowning guy. He had hair that stuck up and he was wearing black, except around his neck. "Oh, sorry."

"Sory?" the other boy asked madly. He was going to grasp a sword from his belt, but three other kindergardners had reached where the kid and Chibodee stood.

"Stop," one said. He had red hair and was wearing a rose-pink uniform.

"Why should I?" the kid with the sword asked.

Chibodee spat at the floor. "Yea," he said. "Why should he stop? I coould beat up this shrimp in ten seconds flat!" In the background, George, Domon, Argo, and Sai nodded.

The one in the green uniform shook his head, as did the red head. Only the one wearing a blue uniform didn't dissagre. Instead, he nodded.

"Did you just call me a shirmp?" the short guy with the sword asked.

"Yea, you got a problem with that?" Chibodee asked, getting in the little guy's face.

The guy with the pointy hair raised his sword, and was heald back by the red head and the guy with the green uniform.

"You--- can't kill ----him---Hiei!" the guy wearing green said.

"Yusuke's right," the one with red hair said. "You'd get in trouble!"

Hiei stopped straining and put the sword back in it's sheeth. "You're right Kurama. I'd be a waste of my time," Hiei said shortly.

Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke started walking towards the building, but Yusuke turned around. "Come on you idiot!" Yusuke said to the kid wearing blue. "Kuwabara!"

Kuwabara shook from seeing Rain Mikamura. "Okay!" he ran after them like an idiot.

"HEY! YOU, SHORTIE! COME BACK HERE!" Chibodee said. he was obiously very angry.

"Who was that?" Domon asked.

"Most likely some new students," Sai said.

"Oh yea..." George said. "this is the new semesater for new kids. This week, there will be more and more kids coming. I guess all the old people are here too," he said as he watched Dahal, Romario and Chico play a game of catch. His eyes turned to someone wearing a mask. He seemed to be older than the rest.

Sai had noticed him too. "Heeeeyyyyyy... look at that guy over there!" he pointed to the guy in the red and yellow mask.

"Hey, he's older than us!" Chibodee said.

"Maybe he's a T.A.," Argo mentioned.

"What's a T.A.?" Domon asked. "Where they here before?"

"Yea... for some classes," Sai said. "They help the teachers. The T.A. means Teacher's Assistant. Most are mean and rotton forth graders so be careful."

Domon nodded, as did the rest. Rain then came up, with Allenby.

"Hey you guys!" Rain said happily. Allenby looked with heart eyes at Domon. Domon shuddered.

"Hey sis!" Sai ended up on the head of Allenby, squashing her dreams of Domon and her being together (Serpent: happily! Allenby: hey!). "whatcha doin?"

"Looking at all those weirdos," Rain said, looking behind her. Everyone except a squashed Allenby."

"What the hell?! The're taking OUR table!" Sai said madly. They were a bunch of people. One had blond hair, one with three spikes. Another had a needle point front hair style and another was an albino. Actually... there were two albinos and two spikey haired kids. One out of each pair was evil- like, the others were innocent. There was also a girl and an evil/serious guy with blue eyes.

Sai started stomping off to the table. Domon was about to restrain him, when George put a hand on his shoulder. "Don't," George said. "this could get messy."

"Bloody!" Chib added.

"Disgusting," Rain added. "After all, Sa's been guarding that table like it was the Shaolin Temple. Maybe it's cause that's where most of his um... memmories came from."

Sai went right up to the table. "So... who the hell are you people?!?!"

The innocent-thrispike kid talked first. "Hi! i'm Yuugi Mou---" he started, but Sai had socked him in the face with a fist.

"I don't care weither you're Yogi Mo or the Queen of England. I want my table/bench/lunch place back!" Sai yelled.

"I don't see your name on it!" the blue-eyed guys said. Sai smiled as he pointed to a series of scratches and lines forming the name Sai in chinese and in english, as well as Japanese.

"There's my name, okay?" Sai said angrily.

"By the way, now that we're going to be friends I'm Anzu (Tea) Masak---"

WAM! Another fist came flying into another face. "As I said, get off my table!" Sai said angrily.

"Can't we reason..." Anzu started. "Maybe you want to talk to Seto Kaiba!"

Sai glared at her. "And maybe you want another fist to go socking into your face. Or do you want a foot now?"

Anzu shook her head and stepped twenty feet away.

"Alright, listen up people!" Sai now looked at eveyone. "This is my table, and get out!"

"How dare you talk to me like that! You're so young!" the blondie said. He ruffled Sai's hair and messed up his tight ponytail, making his hair fly. Sai frowned and grabbed the blondie's arm. Sai twisted the arm. The blondie screamed VERY high-pitchedly.

"I'm young? Ha, that's a laugh!" Sai said. Watching the needle-haired guy and the innocent albino advance, he flew up and called out somthing. It happened to be a baby-gundam. It was a gundam, fit for a child. His was the Dragon-chibi Gundam.

"AH!" Domon, Argo, George, and Chib screamed. "HE HAD A BABY-GUNDAM TOO!!?!?!?!"

Sai smiled. "Yup! Even if I'm only four and you guys are older... ha!" (Serpent: You're suppose to be five to go to kindergarden, just to tell you guys!) Sai said.

"And? what could a baby-gundam do to me?" the less-innocent spikey haired guy said. "I'm Yami, former pharoah of Egypt! And I'm five!" he said proudly.

"You're also a pain in the ass!" Sai said, slaming his foot onto Yami. The baby-gundam was the same size of a regular gundam, but easier to handle. At the same time, this hurt the needle haired guy, the less-nice albino, the innocent albino, and the blondie.

"HEY!" the not-so-nice-albino said. He blew the gundam away with the power of his Millinnium Ring. "I'M THE FAMOUS TOMB ROBBER! DO NO MESS WITH ME! I'M BAKURA RYOU!"

'And I'm Ryou Bakura!" the innocent albino said.

"I'm Katsuya Joun---" the blondie started, but Sai smashed him again.

"Good shot!" Bakura, Seto and Yami said enthusiastically.

"You liked that?" Sai came out of his gundam and met them in a 'normal' fashion.

"No duh!" Seto said. He was the blue-eyed guy. "I've been wanting to smash the guy!"

Bakura and Yami nodded.

Meanwhile, Anzu and the needle-haired guy came up to help Kindergardener Jou.

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Serpent-As I said, I'm sory I was so away... it's a long story.

Sai- (Nods) you and that English test.

Serpent-Yea, but I know this chapter really sucks. But, that's cause I have... DUN DUN DUN... writer's block! maybe you want to give me a couple of pranks they can do on Mr. Otogi. I'm planning to also add Rurouni Kenshin, if I can find all the spellings! The only one I don't need is Kenshin's name.

Domon-Plez help.

George-:::is being handed a cup of juice from Hiei::: thanks Hiei. :::drinks:::

Serpent- NO! GEORGE, IT'S...

George- huh?

Serpent- ARGGGG!!!!!

Sai-he's a-a-a-a

Serpent- A CHIBI!

Sai: arg!

Serpent: Anyway... MORE G GUNDAM IS NEEDED!!! GIVE ME IDEAS PLEZ!! I'M RUNNING OUT OF EM!