Chapter Four: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nothing interesting happened until fifth period, which was lunch… Inuyasha, Miroku, and the rest of the group plus the new kids sat at one of the tables. Kurama sat by Kagome, Hiei by Sango, Inuyasha by Miroku and Sess, and Kikyo by Sess. "Hey Sara!" Kagome called out to a girl walking by. "Hey Kag! Long time no see! So who's your friend?" Sara asked, looking at Kurama. "That's Kurama, the short guy over by Sango is Hiei, and the silver haired guy by Inuyasha is Sesshomaru." Kagome introduced everyone to Sara also. She was wearing baggy black shorts, and a t-shirt that said 'disturb me at your own risk.' Sara walked over and sat down between Miroku and Kagome. Miroku looked at her, fascinated by her odd hair. It was black, but when the light hit it, it was a deep reddish color.
Kikyo glared at Sara, and hissed, "What are you doing here, you little gothic freak?" Sara sighed. "How many times do I have to explain this to you people? I am not gothic, I just like black clothes. There IS a difference. And Kikyo, you really shouldn't call someone taller than you little." It was true. Sara was almost taller than Sesshomaru, and everyone knows he's like a giant. "Ah! Hi there, Miroku. You realize it isn't very nice to stare, right?" She asked him sweetly. "Oh, I'm sorry Sara…" He murmured, his hand slowly sliding southwards. "Miroku, my friend, if you wish to keep your current skin color, I advise you not to keep traveling 'that' direction…" She said, not exactly in a threatening tone, but close. He quickly yanked his hand back, mumbling something that sounded like yes; he WOULD like to keep his color… Kagome and Kurama where talking cheerfully once more, seeing who had what class with them. (A/n: they have an unadvised lunch period) --
All of a sudden, something hit Kagome on the side of her face. She reached up and wiped it off, realizing it was some of the cafeteria's applesauce. Slowly, oh so slowly, she glanced over at Sara, who was absently whistling. When she caught Kagome's eye on her, she gave a quick nod and shouted, "FOOD FIGHT!" The cafeteria almost instantly became a warzone. Inuyasha ducked under the table, out of food firing range. Hiei just continued eating. At least he did until Sango hit him with a nice big blob of chocolate pudding. Right in the hair too… then he grabbed his lunch tray and shoved her face into it. She pulled her face back out, and spat a glob of carrot mush into his face. Sesshomaru was using his tray like a shield, until Sara lobbed a glob of whipped cream on one of his ears, using her spoon like a catapult. She threw her fist into the air and told Kagome, "Alright I did it, now fork over the money!" Kagome, laughing hysterically, could only say that she wasn't serious. At this, Sara, and
astonishingly Sess too, launched the most disgusting form of food ever invented at Kagome: cafeteria meatloaf! SHMACK. Right on the nose! A large glare was sent at Sara, which see didn't see due to the pie someone had threw at her. Kagome suddenly noticed Kurama was literally spotless. "Oh, Kuramaaaa…" Kagome said threateningly. 'Oh no… I'm doomed…' He thought despairingly. He was so right it was a shame. Kagome had found Inuyasha's untouched lunch tray, and it had something that looked like a two-year-old-tuna-salad-sandwich. (A/n: pleasant, ain't it?) She absently picked it up, and grinned mischievously at Kurama, and shoved it into his face. He reached out, blinded by the tuna, yanked what he hoped was Kagome's hair (it was), and grabbed something squishy off the table and smeared it into her hair. "NOOO! Not my beautiful hair!" She groaned. Sara laughed maniacally at her. All of a sudden, the lights went out. Everyone shut up, knowing the teachers had came in. "Okay everyone, please stop the food fight. Even us teachers need some measure of quite to eat. And if you start this again, try to keep the noise down a bit more, hm?"
Sorry about the lack of anything romantical in here, but I just could NOT resist putting in a food fight. ^~^ This was pretty much just a burst of inspiration that I got when I was playing my video games. I actually wasn't planning to update until um… Thursday or Friday, but hey, since I'm such a GENEROUS person, I decided what they hey, why not. I know this was probly a awful chapter, but OH WELL. That's what you get when it's… 12:20 in the morning. And for those of you who are wondering, the characters are all juniors in highschool, so yes, there probably will be either a homecoming dance or maybe even the prom. Or both, who knows what my twisted little mind will decide… or I might have another vote later on, I dunno. Please read and review!
Nothing interesting happened until fifth period, which was lunch… Inuyasha, Miroku, and the rest of the group plus the new kids sat at one of the tables. Kurama sat by Kagome, Hiei by Sango, Inuyasha by Miroku and Sess, and Kikyo by Sess. "Hey Sara!" Kagome called out to a girl walking by. "Hey Kag! Long time no see! So who's your friend?" Sara asked, looking at Kurama. "That's Kurama, the short guy over by Sango is Hiei, and the silver haired guy by Inuyasha is Sesshomaru." Kagome introduced everyone to Sara also. She was wearing baggy black shorts, and a t-shirt that said 'disturb me at your own risk.' Sara walked over and sat down between Miroku and Kagome. Miroku looked at her, fascinated by her odd hair. It was black, but when the light hit it, it was a deep reddish color.
Kikyo glared at Sara, and hissed, "What are you doing here, you little gothic freak?" Sara sighed. "How many times do I have to explain this to you people? I am not gothic, I just like black clothes. There IS a difference. And Kikyo, you really shouldn't call someone taller than you little." It was true. Sara was almost taller than Sesshomaru, and everyone knows he's like a giant. "Ah! Hi there, Miroku. You realize it isn't very nice to stare, right?" She asked him sweetly. "Oh, I'm sorry Sara…" He murmured, his hand slowly sliding southwards. "Miroku, my friend, if you wish to keep your current skin color, I advise you not to keep traveling 'that' direction…" She said, not exactly in a threatening tone, but close. He quickly yanked his hand back, mumbling something that sounded like yes; he WOULD like to keep his color… Kagome and Kurama where talking cheerfully once more, seeing who had what class with them. (A/n: they have an unadvised lunch period) --
All of a sudden, something hit Kagome on the side of her face. She reached up and wiped it off, realizing it was some of the cafeteria's applesauce. Slowly, oh so slowly, she glanced over at Sara, who was absently whistling. When she caught Kagome's eye on her, she gave a quick nod and shouted, "FOOD FIGHT!" The cafeteria almost instantly became a warzone. Inuyasha ducked under the table, out of food firing range. Hiei just continued eating. At least he did until Sango hit him with a nice big blob of chocolate pudding. Right in the hair too… then he grabbed his lunch tray and shoved her face into it. She pulled her face back out, and spat a glob of carrot mush into his face. Sesshomaru was using his tray like a shield, until Sara lobbed a glob of whipped cream on one of his ears, using her spoon like a catapult. She threw her fist into the air and told Kagome, "Alright I did it, now fork over the money!" Kagome, laughing hysterically, could only say that she wasn't serious. At this, Sara, and
astonishingly Sess too, launched the most disgusting form of food ever invented at Kagome: cafeteria meatloaf! SHMACK. Right on the nose! A large glare was sent at Sara, which see didn't see due to the pie someone had threw at her. Kagome suddenly noticed Kurama was literally spotless. "Oh, Kuramaaaa…" Kagome said threateningly. 'Oh no… I'm doomed…' He thought despairingly. He was so right it was a shame. Kagome had found Inuyasha's untouched lunch tray, and it had something that looked like a two-year-old-tuna-salad-sandwich. (A/n: pleasant, ain't it?) She absently picked it up, and grinned mischievously at Kurama, and shoved it into his face. He reached out, blinded by the tuna, yanked what he hoped was Kagome's hair (it was), and grabbed something squishy off the table and smeared it into her hair. "NOOO! Not my beautiful hair!" She groaned. Sara laughed maniacally at her. All of a sudden, the lights went out. Everyone shut up, knowing the teachers had came in. "Okay everyone, please stop the food fight. Even us teachers need some measure of quite to eat. And if you start this again, try to keep the noise down a bit more, hm?"
Sorry about the lack of anything romantical in here, but I just could NOT resist putting in a food fight. ^~^ This was pretty much just a burst of inspiration that I got when I was playing my video games. I actually wasn't planning to update until um… Thursday or Friday, but hey, since I'm such a GENEROUS person, I decided what they hey, why not. I know this was probly a awful chapter, but OH WELL. That's what you get when it's… 12:20 in the morning. And for those of you who are wondering, the characters are all juniors in highschool, so yes, there probably will be either a homecoming dance or maybe even the prom. Or both, who knows what my twisted little mind will decide… or I might have another vote later on, I dunno. Please read and review!
