Ahem.............
Disclaimer: So sue me, big man. Who knows? Mabye you'll get a cut of my weekly ten bucks allowance.
- Bobby Drake Note: Yes in fact i do have a thing for Capitals and allison typed most of the last chapter thats why its so hard to read.
Chapter 2 of my most amazing story. Co-written by elvenarcher13
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(The parking lot of Jones Beach Stadium, Long Island.)
Two loud thumps again emerged from the back of the X-van.
"Bobby........" Professor X said in a warning tone "did you kidnap Orlando Bloom again?"
"For the last time! I didn't kidnap him he just jumped in and somehow got tied up! And that was only one time!"
(as this is written co-writter allison smirks in secret. She finds it intriguing that anyone could possibly think that the person responsible for the stalking and kidnapping of orlando bloom was anyone but allison herself.)
The Professor and Jean Shared a knowing glance.
"For god sakes I've got a girlfriend!" Bobby tried desperatly.
"Well then tell us Bobby," said Professor X."Why did you ask Jean out then?"
"WHAT?!?!?!" came a voice from the heavens.
"Oh my gosh!! A voice that sounds significantlly like Scott's coming from the heavens!!" Bobby shouted. "Stop trying to change the subject!!" Prof X said. Bobby was cringing in fear since he had a terrifying hunch that the booming voice from the heavens DID belong to Scott. " Read my friggin mind if you reaaaaaally neead to know!!" "BOBBY!! Im gonna KILL you!!" said the voice sounding like Scott. No. Bobby thought. He cant. He's tied up in the truck. He cant get me. no.. noo..
**GASP!!** Prof. X gasped. "Scott!!!" he shouted. He felt bad for Scott. with that large buick wedged in an odd place, it had to be cramped in the cheap van.
"Jean, Get him outta there, GO GO GO MOVE MOVE MOVE!!
" Umm... Prof... do you need to take your pills, again.. I'll get them..."
"No. no that wont be necessary.::SIGH:: I just always wanted to say that..."
"SCOTT!!"
" But..But..What about the voice from the great heavens above?" Bobby asked curiously. "And how come you weren't tied up and all?
"Bobby, your always reeking havoc around the mansion and yet you so amatureistic--"
"Is that even a word you... you.. freaky laser eyeish word maker upper?" Bobby inturupted.
"Shut up Ice ass. It is a word--"
"Did you just say I had a nice ass? JEAN!!!" Bobby interrupted again.
"SHUT UPPPP. As I was saying. you are an amature. AFTER my blindfold came lose, i twisted my hands out of the DENTAL FLOSS you used, then used the friggin chain saw to cut off my own legs!!"
"Oh my Scott, Your soooooo brave!!!"Jean said, batting her eye lashes fervantly.
"Jean, you idiot, Hes standing up!!" Bobby said, abashed. Jean shrugged."Professor!!" Bobby pleaded. Prof X just shrugged. He was enjoying this far too much to halt the countinuous bickoring.
"Ok, so I got caught up in the moment.. I still have my legs. Yes, well, when I heard him say that you had asked Jean out, I decided to use the brand spankin' new mega-fone thing you convinientlly left next to me to freak you out. In between freaking you out I ate the gourmet dinner/buffet you had sitting in the middle of the van. I also used the portable toilet convienience in the back of the vehicle.I truely enjoyed the comforts of my kidnapping." Scott finished, with a proud smile. he winked at Jean.
" Well, Scott, are you alright?" The Prof. asked when Scott had shut up.
"I'm fine it was just a little cramped in there with my condition and all." Scott stated."That food was great."He added, to Bobby's fury.
"Oh, Scott!" Jean bellowed dramaticly. " I'm so glad you're okay!"She ran dantily to him and swung her arms around his neck. "I can't believe BOBBY would do that to you while you were sleeping!" She cried.
"But you--"
"It's okay now Jean." Scott said, cutting Bobby off.
Jean turned to Bobby and gave him an evil smile. Bobby had a look of complete outrage plastered across his face.
"Allright every one time to go home and face your UTTER DOOM!!!!!!!!"
Everyone stared at him blankly for a few moments.
"...........Ummm I mean punishment." Professor X said.
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Muhaha! Another chapter down!!! Yeah Baby!!! Allison is a genius. Caroline too.
Disclaimer: So sue me, big man. Who knows? Mabye you'll get a cut of my weekly ten bucks allowance.
- Bobby Drake Note: Yes in fact i do have a thing for Capitals and allison typed most of the last chapter thats why its so hard to read.
Chapter 2 of my most amazing story. Co-written by elvenarcher13
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(The parking lot of Jones Beach Stadium, Long Island.)
Two loud thumps again emerged from the back of the X-van.
"Bobby........" Professor X said in a warning tone "did you kidnap Orlando Bloom again?"
"For the last time! I didn't kidnap him he just jumped in and somehow got tied up! And that was only one time!"
(as this is written co-writter allison smirks in secret. She finds it intriguing that anyone could possibly think that the person responsible for the stalking and kidnapping of orlando bloom was anyone but allison herself.)
The Professor and Jean Shared a knowing glance.
"For god sakes I've got a girlfriend!" Bobby tried desperatly.
"Well then tell us Bobby," said Professor X."Why did you ask Jean out then?"
"WHAT?!?!?!" came a voice from the heavens.
"Oh my gosh!! A voice that sounds significantlly like Scott's coming from the heavens!!" Bobby shouted. "Stop trying to change the subject!!" Prof X said. Bobby was cringing in fear since he had a terrifying hunch that the booming voice from the heavens DID belong to Scott. " Read my friggin mind if you reaaaaaally neead to know!!" "BOBBY!! Im gonna KILL you!!" said the voice sounding like Scott. No. Bobby thought. He cant. He's tied up in the truck. He cant get me. no.. noo..
**GASP!!** Prof. X gasped. "Scott!!!" he shouted. He felt bad for Scott. with that large buick wedged in an odd place, it had to be cramped in the cheap van.
"Jean, Get him outta there, GO GO GO MOVE MOVE MOVE!!
" Umm... Prof... do you need to take your pills, again.. I'll get them..."
"No. no that wont be necessary.::SIGH:: I just always wanted to say that..."
"SCOTT!!"
" But..But..What about the voice from the great heavens above?" Bobby asked curiously. "And how come you weren't tied up and all?
"Bobby, your always reeking havoc around the mansion and yet you so amatureistic--"
"Is that even a word you... you.. freaky laser eyeish word maker upper?" Bobby inturupted.
"Shut up Ice ass. It is a word--"
"Did you just say I had a nice ass? JEAN!!!" Bobby interrupted again.
"SHUT UPPPP. As I was saying. you are an amature. AFTER my blindfold came lose, i twisted my hands out of the DENTAL FLOSS you used, then used the friggin chain saw to cut off my own legs!!"
"Oh my Scott, Your soooooo brave!!!"Jean said, batting her eye lashes fervantly.
"Jean, you idiot, Hes standing up!!" Bobby said, abashed. Jean shrugged."Professor!!" Bobby pleaded. Prof X just shrugged. He was enjoying this far too much to halt the countinuous bickoring.
"Ok, so I got caught up in the moment.. I still have my legs. Yes, well, when I heard him say that you had asked Jean out, I decided to use the brand spankin' new mega-fone thing you convinientlly left next to me to freak you out. In between freaking you out I ate the gourmet dinner/buffet you had sitting in the middle of the van. I also used the portable toilet convienience in the back of the vehicle.I truely enjoyed the comforts of my kidnapping." Scott finished, with a proud smile. he winked at Jean.
" Well, Scott, are you alright?" The Prof. asked when Scott had shut up.
"I'm fine it was just a little cramped in there with my condition and all." Scott stated."That food was great."He added, to Bobby's fury.
"Oh, Scott!" Jean bellowed dramaticly. " I'm so glad you're okay!"She ran dantily to him and swung her arms around his neck. "I can't believe BOBBY would do that to you while you were sleeping!" She cried.
"But you--"
"It's okay now Jean." Scott said, cutting Bobby off.
Jean turned to Bobby and gave him an evil smile. Bobby had a look of complete outrage plastered across his face.
"Allright every one time to go home and face your UTTER DOOM!!!!!!!!"
Everyone stared at him blankly for a few moments.
"...........Ummm I mean punishment." Professor X said.
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Muhaha! Another chapter down!!! Yeah Baby!!! Allison is a genius. Caroline too.
