Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, I do own the Sue, but if you want you can have her.
Jelissia Marlena was a beautiful young girl who had locks of dark blue with light blue streaks. She bounced happily on her four-post bed as she clutched her Hogwarts letter in her beautifully manicured hands. Her cat-like ears twitched with joy, she would finally be attending the school of her secret crush…DRACO! 'He's so nummy.' She thought to herself while putting away the box of photos she had her private investigator take. Carefully tucking the nude ones away from her guardian's prying eyes.
She packed her things into a gold trim trunk her mother had given her when she was five. That was before Voldemort killed her, in a nasty battle. She would have her revenge, you could bet on it! Her silver eyes narrowed at the thought of getting him…and getting him good. She grabbed her Voldemort voodoo doll and threw it at the mirror while she cried angsty tears. Casually looking up from time to time to see if anyone was pitying her yet.
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She arrived at the King's Cross right on time to catch the train, and as she walked to the entrance she noticed Harry. 'Might as well have a bit of fun with him before I get to my Dracie pooh!' she thought to herself, how wonderful she was scheming, Draco would be so proud! 'He'll love Evil!Jelissia.'
"Oh, Potter! Hello, my name is Jelissia Marlena. You may know me, I killed Voldemort's twin brother Voldermort, and then I saved my entire school, not to mention that bus load of orphans, that was before Voldermort cast his Cat-Girl curse on me, of course." She smiled her perfect smile and twisted her hair angelically. 'He'll definitely fall for me, who couldn't?'
"Does it look like I care?" Harry grabbed Hedwig's cage and walked off into his compartment quickly to lose this blue cat freak.
"What do you mean you don't care? Everyone cares about me!" Jelissia stomped her feet noisily against the floor of the hallway. She tried opening the door of his compartment but it wouldn't budge. Defeated she stalked her way down the aisle to an open cabin. In it were seventeen other girls piled from the floor to the ceiling. Some were fairies, some were elves, and there was even one girl who seemed to be a butterfly.
"Huh?"
"Grab a seat right here," Started a girl with purple eyes, "I think there'll be enough room if you don't breathe."
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'Okay, we're at the castle. Dumbledore will announce that I'm a transfer student from America, and tell the all about my abilities and my horrible past and then they'll all love me. Especially my love Draco! Then finally I won't have to look at those grainy photos and bad Internet porn movies I have to download for seven dollars each! Okay, said a bit too much. Hee he.'
"Next up, Marlena , Jelissia." Professor McGonagal tapped her foot impatiently as Jelissia strutted up to the stool, twirling around to make her dress fly up, and showing off her brilliant smile. "Just get up there!"
"Jeeze, how rude." Jelissia sat on the stool and suddenly saw the old filthy hat. "No washer here?" With a loud plop the hat fell over her face tickling her ears.
"Oh not another one! From America? Special powers? Half cat? Definitely going to go to SPAZZLE!"
"Spazzle? What the hell is Spazzle? I'm supposed to be in Slytherin with Dracie Pooh!" Across the room Draco sneered at the use of the pet name.
"I don't like mudbloods why would I like you? Half cat? Someone had a freaky dad. Who's your mom some tabby? McGonagal?"
"Mr. Malfoy making fun of Miss Marlena is just fine and dandy, but bring me into her lineage is most certainly not! Fifty house points!"
Jelissia's jaw dropped. 'How dare he!' She squinted her eyes to use her special laser eyes power, but nothing happened. She tried to fry his hair right off his nasty little head, but nothing happened. "Where are my powers?! Where are they? Give them back! Gimme 'um back now! I'm going to tell!"
"Miss Marlena, please sit down."
"But Professor, aren't you going to tell them about my mysterious past? Or my powers? Or how I can ride a horse and paint my toe nails pink at the same time?"
"No! SIT!"
"Yes, Master!" She said mockingly. 'How come these people aren't bowing down to me as their master?' Ron outstretched a foot just as Jelissia passed by, and she walked right into it. She wings didn't help either, they gave her just enough lift to fly over the Gryffindor table and land smack dab into some mashed potatoes. She picked her head up and wiped the potatoes out of her eyes. "What the hell is going on here?!"
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Those who don't get what I'm doing will be mocked.
