WARNING: some of you might actually pity Kikyo in this chapter. But hey, I just went with the votes! ^-^

It was now 7th period, which meant living skills. Ms. McCree began class by telling them they would start out by getting into pairs and cooking a batch of chocolate chip cookies. The pairs ended up being Kagome and Kurama, Sango and Hiei, Sesshomaru and Sara, Kikyo and Miroku, and Inuyasha with Rin. Poor Inuyasha, being the klutz that he is, dropped a stick of half-melted butter, and Kagome stepped on it. She flew backwards, tripping Kikyo, and finally stopped when she ran into something- or rather someone, causing them both to fall. When she looked to see who she had fallen into, she blushed, noticing she was sitting on Kurama's lap. She quickly got up, apologized, and continued to look like an overripe tomato.

Back to Kikyo, when she fell, she managed to fall on Hiei, who promptly shoved her towards the open oven door (its one of those jumbo sized ovens where you could fit a overweight old man inside). She flew all the way in, and her foot caught on the door, slamming it shut. Before the idiot could figure out what had happened, the gas kicked on. Feeling a bit woozy, she closed her eyes and almost drifted off to sleep, when she began to feel really hot. Then, her clothes caught on fire. She started screaming, and Ms. McCree heard her and opened the door. "Kikyo! Why on earth did you lock yourself in the oven with it turned on?" The teacher asked, exasperated. The teacher isn't that stupid, she just really, really hates Kikyo. Don't we all? "But-but I didn't lock myself in there! Hiei shoved me in!" "Kikyo, you should know by now that I won't believe your little tales." To prove her point, Ms. McCree pointed over to Hiei, who was busy putting the cookies on a baking sheet. (A/n: Hiei baking cookies! That would look sooo cute! The apron and…'^_^)

Kikyo, still feeling out-of-it from her experience with the gas, tripped and landed in one of the cabinets. It just happened to be where the frying pans where. All of them immediately attacked her, or at least that's what the delusional girl thought. At last, one finally conked her hard enough on the head so that she would pass out. As fate would have it, she fell into Miroku's lap, who took up the opportunity to be his usual self. Knocked out though she was, once Kikyo felt Miroku's hand, she grabbed one of the fallen frying pans and smacked him upside the head. About twenty minutes later, all the cookies had been baked, and the groups had to eat their own. Only two groups' were actually edible, Kagome and Kurama's, and Hiei and Sango's. Sess and Sara were too busy arguing and fighting (picture of two rabid wolves comes to mind) to get anything done, Inuyasha and Rin's were completely burnt, and when Kikyo tried one of her cookies, she threw up and claimed she had food poisoning. She is now safely (or not…=) at home, watching TV. Kagome was a little less crimson from falling into Kurama's lap, but she admitted to herself that she DID like sitting there, as did Kurama enjoy having her there.

Well, that was the best I could come up with without turning everyone into caffeine-high lunatics. Which would, of course, be verrrrrry interesting to write. And to all Kikyo haters out there, yes I will be torturing her at her house. Well, it's been thirty-three hours and counting since I got some sleep, and it's been twenty four dollars ago that that I stocked up on caffenated peppermints. Its got a penguin on the front of the tin! And I have decided to put in Prom and Homecoming… eventually. I haven't been to either one of them, so I'll just have to bug some people about it. Please read and review!