Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter; I do own the Sue, though I'm not that partial to her…so if you want her…
After getting a quick bath Jelissia walked back calmly to her room. It was nothing like what she expected. She expected a room to herself, she wanted a room with her own bathroom, and she most defiantly needed a room with a house elf. How could she get by without a house elf to do all her bidding? It was impossible! "This isn't going how I planned! It isn't right at all! Oh well, still got my vibrat—err, I mean my Dracie Pooh!"
It also didn't help that the Spazzle tower was just an old cardboard box with "SPAZZLE" spray-painted in pink and orange, on the side.
She slammed opened her door and out spilled more cosmetics than she'd ever seen before, and along with them was a very pale young girl with spiked arm bands, heavy eye makeup, and the blackest hair she'd seen since that other Goth girl had passed by a few minutes earlier.
"Hello, My name is Jelissia Marlena, yes, I'm half cat, part fairy, I have silver eyes, a special power I like to call laser eyes, perfect skin, a charming personality, sparkling teeth, and blue hair. Oh, and what's your name?" Jelissia smiled brightly, she quickly primped up her hair, and flattened out the little creases across the front of her dress.
"Emerald Ruby Platinum Jade Amethysts, at your service!" She smiled, and Jelissia noticed that her teeth were also perfect, not to mention eerily white. 'Note to self: Add yellow dye to Emerald's toothpaste.'
"You're awful happy to be a Goth." Jelissia twirled her hair around; her thoughts were plagued of her angsty woes, but then again, there wasn't much room for anything else. She knew she shouldn't be thinking about them while talking to this girl, but the moment seemed opportune to tell you of her worries. 'Because we all know my problems are the most important ones!'
"I'll let you in on a secret. I have no clue what a Goth is, I just like putting on lots of make up! 'Tis uber fun!"
"Totally! We just may become good friends!"
*
On her way to class Jelissia repeatedly checked her make up, which was caked on, and it looked like she got in a fight with her eye shadow. 'Perfect! I'm so hot, Draco will have to love me now!'
"Nice that you could join us Ms. Marlena, fifty points from Spazzle for being late!" Professor Snape raised his eyebrow slightly, in what could be taken as a face of amusement. Though, his "amusement" and "evil" faces do kind of look the same.
"You can't do that! We're already at negative one hundred and seventy-five!" Jelissia shouted in anger. But after seeing the look on Snape's face, she calmed down, and started drawing little stick figures of Draco and her having stick figure sex.
'This is so hot!'
*
"He took it away!" She screamed, as Emmy, short for Emerald, tried to calm her down. "It was my masterpiece! It was my soul!" Jelissia's parchment with the stick figures had been taken away after Pansy grabbed it up and flaunted around class.
"Wow! Does it hurt?" Emerald looked at stared in awe, her jade colored eyes changing rapidly to silver and then to cyan.
"Does what hurt?"
"You know, having Snape take away your soul!"
"Not really, but then again, I do have some me/Draco stick figure porn I made with a GIF animator, at my house. It's amazing what you can find on the Internet." She stops crying and her eyes amazingly show no sign of redness.
"I thought having your soul taken away would hurt..."
"See! You'd be no where without my guidance. Now, do you want to go solve a riddle or mystery before Harry can? He always gets all the attention, I never get attention...Why aren't you giving me attention?!"
"Sorry!" Emerald was dancing around the room to the music styling of Jessica Simpson. She had apparently, somehow, gotten past that pesky 'electronic devices don't work at Hogwarts' thing.
*
"Lets eat!" Someone called from the back of the room. All the girls of the Spazzle tower/cardboard box went running into The Great Hall. They each grabbed a seat and started pigging out on everything; each of them after all had the power to eat as much as they wanted with out gaining an ounce.
"I think I'm going to be sick," Harry started, "That girl over there just gnawed through a turkey leg." In fact the entire table was stuffing food into their mouth like there was no tomorrow. "Do they feed these kids?"
"They do look like they need a bit of fatting up, most of them look as though they haven't eaten in years!" Hermione put her spoon full of pudding back down as she saw Jelissia choking down a bowl of it.
"Doesn't it hurt swallowing the whole bowl?"
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Thank you to all my reviewers; your support is appreciated, though I would like someone to not get it. Just for a good mock or two.
