Ahemm.................. Disclaimer: see next chapter.

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"Noo...It can't be!!" Bobby said, horror struck.

"It shouldn't be!" Scott said.

"It's not!! I hope..." said Evan.

All (except wolverine who had just arrived): Prof X. Is spying on half naked students?!?!

"Oh, whew! Good, I thought he was putting mayo on bread. I find that gross...I mean ... OH MY GOD!! IS THAT JEAN!! Move over Prof.X!! Hellllloooooooo Jeanie..."

Scott glared menacingly. Kurt shivered." Dude zis is not ze comic book! She's only like 18!" "So, she's legal." Wolverine Stated. Scott promptly tackled him. The boys watched for a few moments, then Bobby stood tall and stated loudly.

"Okay everyone, time for bed." Besides a few mumbles he received no argument. He decided since everyone was in bed he could get his ice-cold soda. Bobby walked down one of the halls in the mansion, and then another, and then another, and then another. Finally he came to the conclusion he was in a part of the mansion he had never seen.

"I've never seen this part of the mansion before." Bobby stated. He walked down another hall and found a tricycle.

He shrugged his shoulders and hopped on. He knew Logan had a collection but this one was soft pink and most of his were tickle me pink. He rode down one more halls and when he turned the next corner the hall was unusually long. He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw a person at the end of the hall, no two people. Both identical.

"Kitty?" He asked

"Come have some muffins Bobby..." The two Kittys said eerily. An image of all the students and teachers in the mansion chocking on muffins flashed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Bobby woke up in his bed drenched in sweat.

"Oh dear lord..." Suddenly something swooped across the ceiling. Bobby started freaking out.

"I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna-"

*SWOOP*

Another whoosh from the cape of the dark night prowler. Bobby looked around franticly for something to protect himself with. He looked on his nightstand. Alarm clock? No. Book? No.

*SWOOP*

CD? NO. Tooth Ache Soothing cream? N-. WAIT. Tooth Ache Soothing cream? Bobby felt around his mouth. His back molar was missing.

"Oh, no." Bobby said utterly terrified.

*SWOOP*

Bobby awoke once again in a air plane. He started calming down. Two girls approached him.

"Uh, like, Bobby? Can we, like, have your seat? There are no two seats, like, together left." The first girl said.

"Yeah," The second girl said, "you can go sit next to Tommy." She pointed to a guy sitting a few rows ahead. "Uh, yeah, sure." Bobby fumbled. He walked over and sat next to the guy that pointed to. Bobby tried to put down his tray table but the knob came off and the table fell into his lap not to be put back up. "Damn." Bobby cursed. "Hey man," he said addressing the guy next to him.

"can we switch?"

"Yeah, sure Bobby." Bobby was to the point of not even asking how he knew his name so he didn't. They switched and the plane started up. It got into the air and shook quite a bit and then the shaking ceased. The flight attendants all had smiles plastered across their faces as the passengers calmed from their initial shock. But then suddenly the shaking started again. The flight attendant's look of humor was replaced with that of worry. Sparks started flying in every direction and caused a fire. Soon the plane started plummeting towards the earth.

Suddenly Bobby woke up he was in a old car on a dirt road.

"Are you okay?" Someone asked fro the passenger seat. Bobby turned quickly and saw Kitty sitting next to him.

"Yeah, Yeah" He sad shakily.

"Fine." Suddenly a green monster with a trench coat on jumped onto the hood of the car. "OH NO!" Kitty screamed.

"IT"S THE CREEPER!!" Bobby screamed at the top of his lungs and sat up in a hospital bed.

"Oh, my God, Bobby Calm down it's okay!" Someone yelled at him. Bobby turned and saw Kitty standing there.

"NO YOU'RE THE SHE-DEVIL!!! STAY AWAY FROM M--"

"Ah, Bobby you have awoken." The professor said as he entered.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!" Bobby screamed. Suddenly Steve Tyler jumped through the window ran around a little then he stopped and screeched

"I LOVE PIGGYS!!" Then he jumped back out he window.

"As I was saying, while you were sleeping three nights ago when Kitty went on a pixie stick rampage." Prof. X glared at Kitty "She reeked havoc throughout he mansion."

At this point most of the X-men had entered the room. He took a better look around. Rouge was in her usual garb except it was all pink. Evan reeked of rotten Milk. The Professor had an elaborately drawn tattoo on his head of two stick figures, a sun with sunglasses, and squiggly blue water behind the two sticks. Bobby cringed. Kitty must have found his permanent marker collection. Wolverine was wearing makeup... 'no wait its Sunday, that's normal.' Bobby thought.

"She entered your room, obtained your markers, and then crammed a lethal muffin down your throat. You've been in a coma since. Now since you are up everyone must go home and FACE THEIR UTTER DOOM!!!"

o_O**all turn to the prof. and stare, horrified.**

"Uh, I mean punishment."

**All sigh in relief, but didn't know that inside the prof and evil laughter was ringing, but he had enough control as to contain it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Yawn its two am me tired....................Next um.......chapter........ Um.................naval? I am sleep already, forget about tired.