Fi-to-the-izith Chapter
Disclaimer-I owns a dog, X2 and some chocolate icing but nothing more.
This story features Don Q. And I can't remember his little friends name so I named him Paco, after one of nohope666's many faces.
"Muhahahahaha, yo." Toad laughed evilly.
"What's so funny? Lance asked as he walked into the kitchen.
"I have just heard news of the sacred you-know-what's."
Lance promptly dropped the milk. "THEN WE MUST BOARD OUR HORSES, PACO!" Lance bellowed. "FOR I AM DON QUIXOTE!" "Ha, ha Donkey..." (Back at the mansion) "And further more, YO MAMA!" Everyone winced as the professor applied his harsh and maybe not-so-necessary scolding. "Oh, no you didn't!" Logan shouted. "Oh, yes I did Bi-och!" "You're my babies daddy!" O_o "O, man" "I'm gonna be sick." "That ain't right." "I'm so outta here." Everyone left right when the Professor and Logan started wrestling. And surprisingly enough the Professor was winning. Bobby went down to the rec room and turned on the TV. "Today A Brazilian crook shot himself in the foot while trying to burglarize a bar, then left a trail of blood that led police straight to his home, police said on Thursday. In other news Eight hundred volunteer wildlife watchers will be deployed throughout Germany in March in a giant rabbit count aimed at giving the clearest picture yet of the nation's endangered bunny population." Bobby shut off the TV.
"This is the world I'm inheriting?"
Suddenly Jean jumped through the door and pointed on finger at Bobby.
"Queen, of the fairies!" Jean shouted. "I DEMAND THE FISH STICKS!"
"What the he-"
"PREPARE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!" Jean spun around really fast (like when Sims are changing!) and when she stopped she was in a Xena outfit.
"Oh hell no"
(Wherever Scott is now)
Scott walked down the hall tiredly. It had been a long few days. He was kidnapped, then had told Bobby he had a nice ass and t-
Scott's thoughts were interrupted as he was knocked out by something that came flying through the window.
(Kurt)
Kurt ran through the halls trying to find Jean. For he had gone and checked the coffee supply they hid in the lower levels only to find it all gone. The reason they hid it all down there was because of Jean's obsession with it, which led up to the 'accident'. Or at least that's what the police called it for the protection of the community's sanity. For if they heard of such a thing happening in their own town they would be horrified. He had to find her.
(Rouge)
Rouge walked up the stairs to her room. She needed a book from her backpack to do her homework. She opened the door and without delay screamed. For there before her was Kitty, chuckling to herself, dumping all of Rouges newly-bought black clothes into yet another vat of pink dye.
Then she phased through the floor still chuckling.
"KITTY!! AHM GONNA KILL YOU!!!"
Rouge was about to run after Kitty when she saw something strange. Kitty's bedposts weren't touching the floor. Rouge walked over to the bed cautiously. She moved the bed and was horrified by the sight before her. There had to be at least 200,000 Pixie Stix in a pile so high it propped up the bed.
"Oh.............Sweet................l-lord.
"EVAN!!!!!!!!"
(Dark figure creeping around the house)
A dark figure creped around the house. He was tall and slender. Ororo walked down the hall coming from the other direction. She saw another figure making it's way down the hall also. She couldn't quite make out the face but as she came closer it was clear who it was.
"OH, MY, GOD! STEVEN TYLER IS IN OUR HOUSE!!!"
Ororo turned to the far end wall and was about to pull the alarm when she saw a conveniently placed Steven Tyler exterminator. She pushed the button and a colorful ribbon shot out.
"OoOo! Ribbons!" He said and started chasing them. He was led right into an angry Logan, Amara and Ray.
"Steven Tyler?" Logan asked.
"Why does everyone keep calling me that?" he asked. Suddenly he pulled on a zipper and the Steven Tyler costume fell to the floor. Everyone gasped in shock.
Cliffy yes I know. This one wasn't too great but it set up for what's gonna happen next. Even tho I don't really know. SUGGESTIONS WELCOME
Disclaimer-I owns a dog, X2 and some chocolate icing but nothing more.
This story features Don Q. And I can't remember his little friends name so I named him Paco, after one of nohope666's many faces.
"Muhahahahaha, yo." Toad laughed evilly.
"What's so funny? Lance asked as he walked into the kitchen.
"I have just heard news of the sacred you-know-what's."
Lance promptly dropped the milk. "THEN WE MUST BOARD OUR HORSES, PACO!" Lance bellowed. "FOR I AM DON QUIXOTE!" "Ha, ha Donkey..." (Back at the mansion) "And further more, YO MAMA!" Everyone winced as the professor applied his harsh and maybe not-so-necessary scolding. "Oh, no you didn't!" Logan shouted. "Oh, yes I did Bi-och!" "You're my babies daddy!" O_o "O, man" "I'm gonna be sick." "That ain't right." "I'm so outta here." Everyone left right when the Professor and Logan started wrestling. And surprisingly enough the Professor was winning. Bobby went down to the rec room and turned on the TV. "Today A Brazilian crook shot himself in the foot while trying to burglarize a bar, then left a trail of blood that led police straight to his home, police said on Thursday. In other news Eight hundred volunteer wildlife watchers will be deployed throughout Germany in March in a giant rabbit count aimed at giving the clearest picture yet of the nation's endangered bunny population." Bobby shut off the TV.
"This is the world I'm inheriting?"
Suddenly Jean jumped through the door and pointed on finger at Bobby.
"Queen, of the fairies!" Jean shouted. "I DEMAND THE FISH STICKS!"
"What the he-"
"PREPARE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!" Jean spun around really fast (like when Sims are changing!) and when she stopped she was in a Xena outfit.
"Oh hell no"
(Wherever Scott is now)
Scott walked down the hall tiredly. It had been a long few days. He was kidnapped, then had told Bobby he had a nice ass and t-
Scott's thoughts were interrupted as he was knocked out by something that came flying through the window.
(Kurt)
Kurt ran through the halls trying to find Jean. For he had gone and checked the coffee supply they hid in the lower levels only to find it all gone. The reason they hid it all down there was because of Jean's obsession with it, which led up to the 'accident'. Or at least that's what the police called it for the protection of the community's sanity. For if they heard of such a thing happening in their own town they would be horrified. He had to find her.
(Rouge)
Rouge walked up the stairs to her room. She needed a book from her backpack to do her homework. She opened the door and without delay screamed. For there before her was Kitty, chuckling to herself, dumping all of Rouges newly-bought black clothes into yet another vat of pink dye.
Then she phased through the floor still chuckling.
"KITTY!! AHM GONNA KILL YOU!!!"
Rouge was about to run after Kitty when she saw something strange. Kitty's bedposts weren't touching the floor. Rouge walked over to the bed cautiously. She moved the bed and was horrified by the sight before her. There had to be at least 200,000 Pixie Stix in a pile so high it propped up the bed.
"Oh.............Sweet................l-lord.
"EVAN!!!!!!!!"
(Dark figure creeping around the house)
A dark figure creped around the house. He was tall and slender. Ororo walked down the hall coming from the other direction. She saw another figure making it's way down the hall also. She couldn't quite make out the face but as she came closer it was clear who it was.
"OH, MY, GOD! STEVEN TYLER IS IN OUR HOUSE!!!"
Ororo turned to the far end wall and was about to pull the alarm when she saw a conveniently placed Steven Tyler exterminator. She pushed the button and a colorful ribbon shot out.
"OoOo! Ribbons!" He said and started chasing them. He was led right into an angry Logan, Amara and Ray.
"Steven Tyler?" Logan asked.
"Why does everyone keep calling me that?" he asked. Suddenly he pulled on a zipper and the Steven Tyler costume fell to the floor. Everyone gasped in shock.
Cliffy yes I know. This one wasn't too great but it set up for what's gonna happen next. Even tho I don't really know. SUGGESTIONS WELCOME
