Raventhedarkgoddess: WHOA! You people are really into this, you know that?

Robin: Do you enjoy our suffering at Beast Boy's expense or what?

Raventehdarkgoddess: I still don't own anything in this fic. So, if you sue me, I will just win the court case.

Robin: Can I sue you for creating a monster?

Raven: *jumping up and down and breaking everything in Raventhedarkgoddess's living room* I AM NOT.

Raventhedarkgoddess: No, of course you aren't. I don't care about getting flamed anymore. Flame away, for all I care. And as for desroying this story, not on your life. I'm having way too much fun.

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Chapter 3: Mall Madness

Raven: Hehehehe! *buckling and rebuckling steetbelt, mindbursts rippling through the air*

Starfire: I fear for our safety.

Beast Boy: Don't act like this is all my fault!

Robin, Starfire, and Cyborg: *evil glare*

Raven; Hey, it's the mall! Ya!

Cyborg: Now, we gotta make sure she doesn't do anything stupid...

Starfire: I shall walk with her while you three go to play adicting, money-wasting games at the arcade.

Beast Boy: Sounds like a plan. *starts whistling and walks away*

Robin: No, we'lll stay with you, Star.

Raven: Last one in is a rotten egg! *Runs away*

Cyborg: *catching up to her at gate* Aww, Raven, ya beat me.

Raven: Losers, losers, I WIN! *Mind breaks windows in the mall*

Starfire; Where do you wish to go, Raven?

Raven: *reads directory map, then blows it up* I dunno.

Beast Boy: How about that new goth cafe?

Raven: Why? So I can be surrounded by black-wearing depressed people? NOT ON YOUR LIFE! *makes water from fountian into a tital wave, which washes over Beast Boy* HEHEHEHE! Pink is better!

Starfire: Let us go upstairs, where we can eat.

Cyborg; Let's go to McDonnel's.

Raven: OKAY! YA, MCDONNELS! *Does fronthandspring*

All: o.o

Starfire; Or pherhaps we can...

Raven: Oh, esalator!

Cyborg: Raven, wait!

All: *follow Raven onto the escaltator*

Raven: It moves too slow! *speeds elscaltor up with her mind*

Beast Boy: HOLY SHIT!

Raven: FUN!

Robin: *flies off and lands in a heap at bottom, followed by Cyborg, Starfire, BB, and Raven, who is laughing insanly*

Raven: Can we do that again?

All: NO!

Starfire: Let us walk up the steps.

Raven: O-tay.

Robin: BEAST BOY!

Cyborg: I am so close to killing you, Beast.

Starfire: I am requiring your assitence!

Boys: *run up stairs*

Raven: Let's go into Build-A-Bear!

All: o.o

Raven: *runs into Build-A-Bear*

Starfire: This bear is most cute!

Raven: Look, a pink bunny! *giggles* It's cute. I'm gonna buy it!

Starfire: It is cute, but...Do you really enjoy it?

Raven: YA!!!!!!

Beast Boy: I am so sorry, guys.

Cyborg: You should be.

Raven: I'll get it pink shoes, and a pink hat, and a white top, and a PINK SKIRT! It looks like me!^_^

Starfire: What do you chose to name it?

Raven: PINKY!

All: o.o

Raven: *pays for rabbit* I'm hungy. Let's go home!

All: Okay. *get in Cyborg's car*

Raven: I love Pinky! *shoves rabbit in Cyborg's face* Say hello to Pinky!

Cyborg: *swerving along the road* Hello, rabbit.

Raven: HIS NAME IS PINKY!

Cyborg: Right, Pinky. Hi. *Hits pothole hard*

Robin: OWW! Shit!

Cyborg: Sorry.*pulls up at Titan Tower*

Starfire: Let us go inside and cook a fine supper.

Raven: I'll help!

Starfire; That is fine...

Raven: I WANTA HELP! *stomps foot*

Starfire: Okay, you can...

Raven: I wanta slice vegtabales!

Robin: Okay...

Raven: *pulles out steak knife* hehehehe...

Starfire: Okay, what are we eating?

Raven: Well, we should all eat, like steak, or hamburger.

Beast Boy: Raven...

Raven: You have a problem with that? *moves knife into veiw*

Cyborg: No, we ALL eat meat, right, BB?

Beast Boy: Riiiiiiiiiiight.

Starfire: Than hambugers we shall have.

Beast Boy: I am so dead?

Robin: Not my fault,now is it?

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Raventhedarkgoddess: Okay, there's the chapter. Reviews are still good, but I've dropped my no-flame policy. I don't care if you flame me.

Robin: You still wrote the goddamn chapter?

Raventhedarkgoddess: This should be about 5 chapters long.

Robin: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raventhedarkgoddess: And here come my 'friends'. *runs away*

Whitecoat: GET HER, DAMN YOU!