Chapter S-oap
E-ats
V-alentines
E-ven in the
N-orth

To all my reviewers- Yay! I love you guys soooooo much!! ur the bestest eva!

Umm my own personal OC is in this chappy so it's kinda lame so I can introduce him.

Wow. I just read Scrawler's story, UH HUH, and im inspired. I TIP MY NON- EXISTANT HAT TO YOU Scrawler.

Hi ho silver!!!!

Evan walked out of the theater after seeing Secret Window for the fifth time.

"Curse you Columbia Pictures!!! For every $8.75 I have spent on this movie, the plot has sunk further and further into abyss!!!!" Evan yelled to the sky while flailing his arms about wildly. Something was making him act all...woozzieish.... Either it was the years of bleach in his hair that was finally seeping into his brain or it was all that butter he drank out of the dispenser behind the counter when the cashier person wasn't looking. Either way he was acting weird and forgot why he came to the movies in the first place so he decided to fly home. Yes, you read correctly he decided to fly. He spread his arms out and started making plane noises. He ran around the corner and home.

(The mansion)

Gotta leave town

Got another appointment

Spent all my rent

Girl you know I enjoyed it

Ain't gonna hang around till there's nobody dancing

I don't wanna hold hands and talk about our little plans, alright!

Cold hard bitch

Just a kiss on the lips

And I was on my knees

I'm waiting, give me

Cold hard bitch

She was shakin' her hips

That's all that I need

The professor was singing again. Logan sighed. He heard cats howling so he came out to the lawn to scare them off. What he saw somehow didn't surprise him. The professor was rolling around on the lawn in Potterpuppetpals.com underwear and was wearing a shirt that said 'Naked Time!'. Logan slung the Prof. over his shoulder. "Okay, time for your medication."

(Some basement type-room)

Scott doesn't know that Jean and me

do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go

Still she's on her knees and Scott doesn't know!

Oh Scott doesn't know!

So Don't Tell Scott!

Scott doesn't know!

Scott doesn't know!

So Don't Tell Scott!

Jean says she's out shopping,

but she's under me and I'm not stopping...

A strange sight. Bobby was playing the guitar, Kurt was playing the bass and Ray was on the drums. There was an unrecognizable lead singer. He looked like he was all rock and could bellow almost as well as Steven Tyler but my mom taught me never to judge a book by its cover. She taught me well. This guy sucked.

"Okay, Okay." Bobby said and stopped playing. Kurt and Ray followed his lead.

"So how did I do?" The sucky-dude asked.

"Ummm, you sucked?" Bobby tried.

"Oh." ... ... ... ... ... ... "NEXT!" Kurt shouted. Sucky-dude, who shall now be called Carl for... reasons, exited only to be attacked by a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, angry Scott. Next entered a tall guy with shortish-spikey black hair, a black Ramones t-shirt on and really baggy black pants on. "Name please." Ray requested. "Uh, Ian Perry."

"Okay what song have you selected?"

"Uh, if you guys know it, Can't get my head around you?"

"Yeah sure lets go."

Two words. Ian rocked.

(Later in the professors office)

Ian sat with the Prof. In his office. "So in a strange twist of events you seem to be a mutant Ian."

"Really what are my powers?"

"Ummm, like, so not important. Let me give you an example of what will you will be experiencing if you stay here." Suddenly the lights dimmed and the Prof. Jumped onto the desk and started irish-stepdancing.

"Oh.............sweet................lord." Ian said "It's the 90s all over again!!!!!!" He ran home he decided he would live at home and go to the band practices on weekends, while the Prof. had the rehabilitation sessions that scary guy was yapping about.

(Rouge)

"Sweet, sweet revenge."

Well that was crap. 5 reviews and I shall continue!

A few things to note:

www.potterpuppetpals.com is the best site eva!! Go there and watch 'Bothering Snape' first.

I just had to put Ian in. he wont be there a lot but I love him so hes there.

Scotty doesn't know is from Eurotrip, which was friggin awesome!!!!!! I just revised it a little.

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