Raventhedarkgoddess: Hello again. I took care of my pest problem.

Robin; More of them will come, though...

Raventhedarkgoddess: *polishing gun and knives* So?

Robin: Never mind...

Raventhedarkgoddess: Same old disclaimer... Here is chapter five. Read,Reveiw,and enjoy. I hope you all enjoy the stupidest story written.

Robin: It sure is...

Raventhedarkgoddess: Shut up!

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Chapter Five: So, what do Bills have to do with this?

Cyborg: There's gotta be something major going on tonight...

Starfire: Why do you say that?

Cyborg: Because, Raven seems like she knows something is going on tonight...She just can't tell us what thanks to Beast Boy.

Robin: So, let's raid her notebook.

Cyborg: I don't wanna intrude on Raven's privacy...

Beast Boy: Who cares?

Cyborg: I DO!

Starfire: It is the only way to find out...

Robin: Let's see... Satuday, March 25... Talk with lawyer about DEBT!? 9;00 pm?

Cyborg: How could we all forget that was tonght...? And with Raven the only one who bothered to keep totals...

Beast Boy: WILL YOU ALL QUIT ACTING LIKE IT'S ALL MY FAULT? STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Robin: You're acting strange...It is your fault, though.

Raven: *bouncing and singing* I'm a pretty princess, I'm a pretty princess, Beast is an ugly troll, a very ugly troll.

All: *laugh*

Beast Boy: NOT COOL! Raven, why did you say that?

Raven: 'Cause it's true.

Robin: Oh, low blow there, Beast.

Beast Boy: I thought she'd be cool when she was sugar high...

Raven: *smacks Beast Boy* So, i'm not cool?

Beast Boy: Of course not...

Raven: Okay, then. *resumses singing, now skipping around room*

*loud knock on door*

Raven: I'll get it!

Starfire: We are doomed, yes?

Robin: yep.

Lawyer: Hello. You are Raven, yes?

Raven: Yep, and this is my rabbit Pinky.

Lawyer: And who here is the real Raven? I have no time for games.

Raven: I am Raven! *shoves rabbit in his face* Say hello! *eyes glow and a window behing her shatters*

Lawyer: Um... Hello.

Raven: Now what do you want, you stuffed shirt loser?

Lawyer: Why I never...!

Robin: How much do we owe?

Lawyer: Not much. In fact, I have a job lined up for Miss Raven. If she watches my kids here until eleven, so I can take my wife out, I wil pay it off.

Cyborg: That's all?

Lawyer: My children are important.

Beast Boy: Nothing can be worse than her...

Raven: Don't make me stuff these back in your mouth...

Lawyer: Kids...

Girl; i'm Tammy.

Boy; I'm Tommy.

Lawyer: Take care, I'll be back in two hours.

Raven: FUN! I LOVE LITTLE KIDS!

Starfire: I am Starfire. You two are around the earth age of seven, yse?

Tammy: Yep.

Robin: I don't know about this... A lot more could go wrong...

Beast Boy: Well, what else have we go to lose?

Cyborg: It's already your fault. Can't you just shut up?

Raven: This is my rabbit. Her name is pinky. Say hi to Pinky.

Kids: Hi, Pinky.

Raven: Now, Tammy, let me teach you a song. *teaches Tammy pretty princess song, tommy is ugly troll*

Tommy: I don't like that song...

Raven: WHO ASKED YOU?

Tommy: No one...

Raven: then don't talk!

tammy; Hey, Raven...

Raven: Yes?

Tammy: I brought Barbies...

Raven: COOL!

tammy: Look, this one is dressed like you!

Tommy: Dolls are for girls.

Beast Boy; Ya. *gawking at Raven*

Tommy: What? She's a girl?

Beast BOy: She's sixteen, though.

Cyborg: NOW see what you did?

Beast Boy: I'm the one getting skinned alive...Why are you worried about it?

Robin: You two, bring Tommy out here...

Beast Boy: This makes for blackmail. *takes picture of Raven in pink, playing with Barbies*

Lawyer: Thank you.

robin: You're back way early...

Lawyer: My wife birthday was LAST week.

Robin: you're a little off then...

lawyer: Goodbye, then.

Raven: *back to singing* I'm a little tea pot, shourt and stout...

Cyborg: *cracks camrea over Beast BOy's head* What are we gonna do?

Starfire: I wish only for peace to be restored...

Robin: I don't know what we're gonna do...

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Raventhedarkgoddess: Okay, chatper five. Also short, but if I had my way it'd be longer.

Raven: I'm a pretty teapot...That's not right.

Raventhedarkgoddess; Reveiw. More updates coming when I restore my sanity.

Reenforcement Whitecoat: hey, kid.

Raventhedarkgoddess: *pulls out Raven's steak knife* Come on, raven. Let's take care of these guys.

Raven: *looks at knife* Hehehehe...

raventhedarkgoddess: Bye for now!