Serpent Rayo (Sagoshi): Thank you guys! Thank you, thank you!
Sai- Aiyaz. What she's trying to say is thanks for all the reviews she has gotton so far. It's so close to 100!
Domon: *shakes head* and she got three for her new Yu Yu hakusho parody.
Sagoshi: I really like that story! It's from Meteor Garden! *sigh* but someone put it off, I still am confused why, because I did call it a parody, and I didn't put claim on it! I even said I didn't own it, and they go and drop charges on me!
Bakura: I've noticed that you seem to like that anime very much. If Meteor Garden is an anime.
Sagoshi: ^_^ Yes it is! It's also called Hana Yori Dango, for all those F4/Meteor Garden fans out there (there arn't that much -_-)! Well, a few anwsers to a few questions:
No, I am not a cat. -_- I am a half-dog demon, half-fox-demon. I don't know how you get the expression that I am a cat. I have dog ears, a fox tail (black tipped too!), blue/purple eyes and an urge to cause pain. I have long claws and I use a staff.
Kurama X Hiei fluff? Only a little, cus I'm not into that coupling. I'll do it this chapter. BUT NO YAOI! Do you know how disgusting it would be for two kindergardeners to sleep together? O.O
Anyone who wants to beat up Jou, can. I'll just add the authors/esses that are not in the story, to put them in the story, but just for this chapter.
We are not accepting more characters. Thank you for all your support. PLEASE DON'T DROP CHARGES ON THIS STORY! This is the best story I ever did, and it would be cruel to take away the only story I enjoy writing.
Also the votes for the new character (s) will be totalled and the character will be there in the next chapter.
Votes so far:
Touya - Zero, he need some serious fans
Jin - two, at least he has somthing
InuYasha - SEVEN?!?! By far, he has the most
Sesshomaru - two, we need a tie breaker!!!!
Sago: well, I was going to put in that Shishi guy, but never mind (unless you really really want to put him on).
Domon: what is that song?
Sago: hey! It's not 'that song'! It's Fly away with the Whirlwind
Sai: no doubt Jin's song.
Sago: and the other is Nightmare, Kurama's song in the second movie, I think. I'm suppose to borrow the second movie, so I'll check it.
Chibodee: Is that Wild Wind? I thought you didn't like that Kurama/Hiei duet!
Sago: My friend sent it to me. You should read her stories of you like YGO, or InuYasha. She's a compleate shonen-ai fan. I swear. Well, on with the totally awsome story! ^___^
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Chapter 10: Kindergarden
"I'm going to kill you!" Sai said, taking a step towards Jounochi. Jounochi stepped back.
"Isn't that illegal?"
Sai cracked his knuckles...
Jou backed away and ended behind Sago, who was eating a cheeseburger. He stepped back, enough to push the food into Sago's face. He then turned around.
"OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY!" Jou said. Sago frowned as she wiped away some ketchup.
"I swear..." Sago's eyes started turning really dark blue. This happened whenever she was very, very, very mad.
Cuo Nuhai and Boton stepped up. They were ready to kill Jou as well. Black Joker Lady also got up.
"How dare you try to break Cecil and Sai up!" she said, in a voice that scared the hell out of 'poor' Jou.
Sago got up.
On the otherside, some kids got up to watch. They were not part of the kindergardeners, but they wanted to see just the same. One such was Lillian. She had red hair and green eyes. And she watched intentally as the others closened in on Jounochi.
Jou backed away, but felt the breath of Sai on his back.
BANG! Sai immedietly punched Jou's puffy head. Fortunatly, or unfortunatly (depending on who you are), the blondie's hair protected Jou's head and his very small brain.
The first critical hit was when BJL hit Jou's ankle. Jou howled in pain.
"He's more like a dog then ever," Seto said as he smirked.
By this time, most of the violent anime characters had rounded up and were playing 'who can hurt Jou's head first'. Among them were Hiei, Domon, Sai (obiously), Yusuke, and Kuwabara. Kurama just came anyway.
Suddenly, Jou started fighting back. He aimed for Cuo's head, but she had doged and used her staff to bump Jou's head. No injuries occured.
Sago then used her foot to stomp Jou's head. Only a thin foot print was visible.
Jou growled as he got up. He took a swipe at the only person not fighting him, Kurama.
"Eep!" Kurama said. He crossed his arms in front of him, a basic defensive stand (I dunno if that's true, but they do it so many times!). Jou smacked right in the middle of the cross, and Kurama fell back.
"You asshole!" Hiei said, pushing others over to go to Kurama's side.
Kurama was covered in dust and was eximining his small scar on his right arm.
"Kurama, are you okay?" Kurama nodded. Hiei hugged him. "Don't worry, I'll protect you," Hiei said as a small blush crept on Kurama's face. Kurama snuggled closer anyway. (Rayo: URG! I hate shonen-ai fluff. I'm so bad at it!)
Hiei noticed the crowd and quickly broke the connection. Kurama's face returned back to it's normal color as he sat on the floor to watch Hiei protect him.
"How dare you hurt Kurama!" Hiei growled as he stepped towards Jou.
Finnaly, they had totalled poor Jou when Kyoji and Hans came up. Where were the two? Both wer playing a game of mercy up until now.
"HEY KIDS!" they turned to see Ronald McDonald in person waving.
"Aiyaz," Yusuke said.
Duo laughed. "YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE STUPIDEST GRIN ON YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW!"
Sago nodded as she giggled.
Domon and Rain were lauging like hell, balencing on each other so neither would fall.
"Oh Kenshin! Save me from the big ugly clown!" Megumi screamed.
"No me!" Kaoru said.
"NO ME KENSHIN!" Boton screamed. She too had a crush on Kenshin Himura.
"Aiyaz..."
Hiei looked up at the stupid Ronald McDonald that was grinning right above him. "stupid clown," he muttered, then took out his dagger.
"Naughty, naughty. You can't bring weapons to McDonalds..."
Hiei looked at him. "Get away, or die." Ronald still ignored Hiei's threat and was making a balloon.
"Ohhh! Puppy!" Jou said happily, even though he was totally bruised and wrecked almost into tiny pieces.
"Just like you," Seto said.
"Why you..."
"HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!"
"Oh shut up you mere mortal," Bakura said as he pointed a finget to Ronald McDonald. "Shut up or I'll steal your...." Bakkura was never able to finnish his sentence because Ronald was ruffling Bakura's head.
"You have quite the imagination, don't you?"
"Grrr, don't touch my head!" Bakura swiped at the red-headed clown, but Ronald was already away, having fun with Sago's ears.
"STOP IT!" Sago said as Ronald was inspecting her tail. "You little infintile brat, go to hell!"
"Been there, done that," Kiki said.
"I didn't mean you."
Ronald was skipping around Blizzard now, who was obiously very pissed.
"STOP ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF US ALL YOU STUPID FRIGGIN ASSHOLE!" Duel Mistress K said.
"That's right!" Cuo Nuhai yelled as she took her kendo stick. Each violent kindergardner also took their weapons.
"Hey you guys..." Kyoji started, but by that time, Ronald McDonald was already beaten up worse than Jounochi.
"Yah!" Anzu said, clapping her hands.
"Oh shut up," Cuo said, appearing besides her and bonking her on the head with her kendo stick.
Kyoji sighed. "Let's go you guys," he said as he lead all the kindergardners out of McDonalds.
***
Back at the school...
"Let's try to do something peaceful... like playing a game!"
"Twister! (which I don't own)"
"Okay..."
In five minutes, everyone was ready to play twister, with the mat out and everything.
"Okay, Hiei. You can go first."
Hiei got right hand on red. Kurama got right hand on red. Yusuke got right hand on red. Boton got right hand on red. Duo got right hand on red,
"What is this with the right hand on red?" Honda asked.
"I have no clue," Jou replied.
"Sano, you got right hand on green!" Kyoji said.
"FINNALY, SOMTHING ELSE!" Duo yelled.
But, everyone after him got right hand on green. Then it switched to left hand on blue, and next was right foot on yellow.
"This is totally weird," Sago noted. "Kiki, did you mess up the thing?"
"Who me?"
"Come on, turn it back."
"Oh alright," Kiki stopped her spell on the spinner.
Finnaly, everyone was on the board, and was in a total twister. They all came crashing down.
Rain accidentally fell on top of Domon and both lips fell on the opposite one.
Five minutes later...
"Uh guys, don't you need some air?" Quatre said.
Rain and Domon got up, blushing like two tomatos.
"Aiyaz," Sago said.
"All good things must come to an end, you know," Kurama said.
"Hn."
Yusuke rubbed his nose. "What now?"
"Arn't we suppose to learn in school?"
Kyoki frowned. "Okay. What is one plus one?"
"Two!" everyone shuted.
"I know two pus two is four!" Kurama said proudly.
"Well I know that twenty plus twenty is fourty!" Quatre told him.
"I know two hundred plus two hundred is four hundred," Keomi said.
"I know two gillion plus two gillion equals four gibbion!" Steely said.
"I know that rain comes from clouds!"
"I know that Hiei's favorite line is 'hn'."
"Hn."
"I know that Steely is my dog, with a mind of his own!"
"^_^"
"I know that Rain and Domon make the perfect couple!"
"Dummy, everyone knows that!"
"I know that Hiei had a crush on Kurama every since he was in Pre-k!"
"You do?"
"Hn."
"I know thath Hiei can't anwser questions!"
"I know Jou is a dog."
"Watch your mouth Kaiba!"
Sooner or later, all the kindergardners were talking about what they knew.
"Okay, you guys know a lot, okay?"
"Okay!" ^_^
"Well, we can't be here forever, just talking about what we know. Let's talk about current events!"
"In future events, Domon and Rain get married!"
"No, I said current events."
"In current events, Osama is ann asshole."
"He's a fucking asshole."
"he is a coward."
"He had no brain."
"Him and that other guy."
"Saddam Husseim?"
"Yea!"
"I totally agree, being an american."
"Chibodee, we know you're an american."
"^_^"
"In current events, Saddam is missing."
"He has a whole lot of doubles."
"He had triplets!"
"Quats!"
"Billions of look alikes!"
"We hate them!"
"Yah!"
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Serpent Rayo: Okay, I think this is the larges chapter I have ever done, in any story. If you beg to differ, tell me. *sigh* I finnaly finnished this chapter. I wanted to make it very long because I haven't updated in ages!
Yusuke: -_- well, it's back to work.
Me: Well, it isn't that bad, is it?
Hiei: hn.
Domon: yes it is.
Me: at least, you and Rain are together.
Sai- Aiyaz. What she's trying to say is thanks for all the reviews she has gotton so far. It's so close to 100!
Domon: *shakes head* and she got three for her new Yu Yu hakusho parody.
Sagoshi: I really like that story! It's from Meteor Garden! *sigh* but someone put it off, I still am confused why, because I did call it a parody, and I didn't put claim on it! I even said I didn't own it, and they go and drop charges on me!
Bakura: I've noticed that you seem to like that anime very much. If Meteor Garden is an anime.
Sagoshi: ^_^ Yes it is! It's also called Hana Yori Dango, for all those F4/Meteor Garden fans out there (there arn't that much -_-)! Well, a few anwsers to a few questions:
No, I am not a cat. -_- I am a half-dog demon, half-fox-demon. I don't know how you get the expression that I am a cat. I have dog ears, a fox tail (black tipped too!), blue/purple eyes and an urge to cause pain. I have long claws and I use a staff.
Kurama X Hiei fluff? Only a little, cus I'm not into that coupling. I'll do it this chapter. BUT NO YAOI! Do you know how disgusting it would be for two kindergardeners to sleep together? O.O
Anyone who wants to beat up Jou, can. I'll just add the authors/esses that are not in the story, to put them in the story, but just for this chapter.
We are not accepting more characters. Thank you for all your support. PLEASE DON'T DROP CHARGES ON THIS STORY! This is the best story I ever did, and it would be cruel to take away the only story I enjoy writing.
Also the votes for the new character (s) will be totalled and the character will be there in the next chapter.
Votes so far:
Touya - Zero, he need some serious fans
Jin - two, at least he has somthing
InuYasha - SEVEN?!?! By far, he has the most
Sesshomaru - two, we need a tie breaker!!!!
Sago: well, I was going to put in that Shishi guy, but never mind (unless you really really want to put him on).
Domon: what is that song?
Sago: hey! It's not 'that song'! It's Fly away with the Whirlwind
Sai: no doubt Jin's song.
Sago: and the other is Nightmare, Kurama's song in the second movie, I think. I'm suppose to borrow the second movie, so I'll check it.
Chibodee: Is that Wild Wind? I thought you didn't like that Kurama/Hiei duet!
Sago: My friend sent it to me. You should read her stories of you like YGO, or InuYasha. She's a compleate shonen-ai fan. I swear. Well, on with the totally awsome story! ^___^
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Chapter 10: Kindergarden
"I'm going to kill you!" Sai said, taking a step towards Jounochi. Jounochi stepped back.
"Isn't that illegal?"
Sai cracked his knuckles...
Jou backed away and ended behind Sago, who was eating a cheeseburger. He stepped back, enough to push the food into Sago's face. He then turned around.
"OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY!" Jou said. Sago frowned as she wiped away some ketchup.
"I swear..." Sago's eyes started turning really dark blue. This happened whenever she was very, very, very mad.
Cuo Nuhai and Boton stepped up. They were ready to kill Jou as well. Black Joker Lady also got up.
"How dare you try to break Cecil and Sai up!" she said, in a voice that scared the hell out of 'poor' Jou.
Sago got up.
On the otherside, some kids got up to watch. They were not part of the kindergardeners, but they wanted to see just the same. One such was Lillian. She had red hair and green eyes. And she watched intentally as the others closened in on Jounochi.
Jou backed away, but felt the breath of Sai on his back.
BANG! Sai immedietly punched Jou's puffy head. Fortunatly, or unfortunatly (depending on who you are), the blondie's hair protected Jou's head and his very small brain.
The first critical hit was when BJL hit Jou's ankle. Jou howled in pain.
"He's more like a dog then ever," Seto said as he smirked.
By this time, most of the violent anime characters had rounded up and were playing 'who can hurt Jou's head first'. Among them were Hiei, Domon, Sai (obiously), Yusuke, and Kuwabara. Kurama just came anyway.
Suddenly, Jou started fighting back. He aimed for Cuo's head, but she had doged and used her staff to bump Jou's head. No injuries occured.
Sago then used her foot to stomp Jou's head. Only a thin foot print was visible.
Jou growled as he got up. He took a swipe at the only person not fighting him, Kurama.
"Eep!" Kurama said. He crossed his arms in front of him, a basic defensive stand (I dunno if that's true, but they do it so many times!). Jou smacked right in the middle of the cross, and Kurama fell back.
"You asshole!" Hiei said, pushing others over to go to Kurama's side.
Kurama was covered in dust and was eximining his small scar on his right arm.
"Kurama, are you okay?" Kurama nodded. Hiei hugged him. "Don't worry, I'll protect you," Hiei said as a small blush crept on Kurama's face. Kurama snuggled closer anyway. (Rayo: URG! I hate shonen-ai fluff. I'm so bad at it!)
Hiei noticed the crowd and quickly broke the connection. Kurama's face returned back to it's normal color as he sat on the floor to watch Hiei protect him.
"How dare you hurt Kurama!" Hiei growled as he stepped towards Jou.
Finnaly, they had totalled poor Jou when Kyoji and Hans came up. Where were the two? Both wer playing a game of mercy up until now.
"HEY KIDS!" they turned to see Ronald McDonald in person waving.
"Aiyaz," Yusuke said.
Duo laughed. "YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE STUPIDEST GRIN ON YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW!"
Sago nodded as she giggled.
Domon and Rain were lauging like hell, balencing on each other so neither would fall.
"Oh Kenshin! Save me from the big ugly clown!" Megumi screamed.
"No me!" Kaoru said.
"NO ME KENSHIN!" Boton screamed. She too had a crush on Kenshin Himura.
"Aiyaz..."
Hiei looked up at the stupid Ronald McDonald that was grinning right above him. "stupid clown," he muttered, then took out his dagger.
"Naughty, naughty. You can't bring weapons to McDonalds..."
Hiei looked at him. "Get away, or die." Ronald still ignored Hiei's threat and was making a balloon.
"Ohhh! Puppy!" Jou said happily, even though he was totally bruised and wrecked almost into tiny pieces.
"Just like you," Seto said.
"Why you..."
"HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!"
"Oh shut up you mere mortal," Bakura said as he pointed a finget to Ronald McDonald. "Shut up or I'll steal your...." Bakkura was never able to finnish his sentence because Ronald was ruffling Bakura's head.
"You have quite the imagination, don't you?"
"Grrr, don't touch my head!" Bakura swiped at the red-headed clown, but Ronald was already away, having fun with Sago's ears.
"STOP IT!" Sago said as Ronald was inspecting her tail. "You little infintile brat, go to hell!"
"Been there, done that," Kiki said.
"I didn't mean you."
Ronald was skipping around Blizzard now, who was obiously very pissed.
"STOP ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF US ALL YOU STUPID FRIGGIN ASSHOLE!" Duel Mistress K said.
"That's right!" Cuo Nuhai yelled as she took her kendo stick. Each violent kindergardner also took their weapons.
"Hey you guys..." Kyoji started, but by that time, Ronald McDonald was already beaten up worse than Jounochi.
"Yah!" Anzu said, clapping her hands.
"Oh shut up," Cuo said, appearing besides her and bonking her on the head with her kendo stick.
Kyoji sighed. "Let's go you guys," he said as he lead all the kindergardners out of McDonalds.
***
Back at the school...
"Let's try to do something peaceful... like playing a game!"
"Twister! (which I don't own)"
"Okay..."
In five minutes, everyone was ready to play twister, with the mat out and everything.
"Okay, Hiei. You can go first."
Hiei got right hand on red. Kurama got right hand on red. Yusuke got right hand on red. Boton got right hand on red. Duo got right hand on red,
"What is this with the right hand on red?" Honda asked.
"I have no clue," Jou replied.
"Sano, you got right hand on green!" Kyoji said.
"FINNALY, SOMTHING ELSE!" Duo yelled.
But, everyone after him got right hand on green. Then it switched to left hand on blue, and next was right foot on yellow.
"This is totally weird," Sago noted. "Kiki, did you mess up the thing?"
"Who me?"
"Come on, turn it back."
"Oh alright," Kiki stopped her spell on the spinner.
Finnaly, everyone was on the board, and was in a total twister. They all came crashing down.
Rain accidentally fell on top of Domon and both lips fell on the opposite one.
Five minutes later...
"Uh guys, don't you need some air?" Quatre said.
Rain and Domon got up, blushing like two tomatos.
"Aiyaz," Sago said.
"All good things must come to an end, you know," Kurama said.
"Hn."
Yusuke rubbed his nose. "What now?"
"Arn't we suppose to learn in school?"
Kyoki frowned. "Okay. What is one plus one?"
"Two!" everyone shuted.
"I know two pus two is four!" Kurama said proudly.
"Well I know that twenty plus twenty is fourty!" Quatre told him.
"I know two hundred plus two hundred is four hundred," Keomi said.
"I know two gillion plus two gillion equals four gibbion!" Steely said.
"I know that rain comes from clouds!"
"I know that Hiei's favorite line is 'hn'."
"Hn."
"I know that Steely is my dog, with a mind of his own!"
"^_^"
"I know that Rain and Domon make the perfect couple!"
"Dummy, everyone knows that!"
"I know that Hiei had a crush on Kurama every since he was in Pre-k!"
"You do?"
"Hn."
"I know thath Hiei can't anwser questions!"
"I know Jou is a dog."
"Watch your mouth Kaiba!"
Sooner or later, all the kindergardners were talking about what they knew.
"Okay, you guys know a lot, okay?"
"Okay!" ^_^
"Well, we can't be here forever, just talking about what we know. Let's talk about current events!"
"In future events, Domon and Rain get married!"
"No, I said current events."
"In current events, Osama is ann asshole."
"He's a fucking asshole."
"he is a coward."
"He had no brain."
"Him and that other guy."
"Saddam Husseim?"
"Yea!"
"I totally agree, being an american."
"Chibodee, we know you're an american."
"^_^"
"In current events, Saddam is missing."
"He has a whole lot of doubles."
"He had triplets!"
"Quats!"
"Billions of look alikes!"
"We hate them!"
"Yah!"
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Serpent Rayo: Okay, I think this is the larges chapter I have ever done, in any story. If you beg to differ, tell me. *sigh* I finnaly finnished this chapter. I wanted to make it very long because I haven't updated in ages!
Yusuke: -_- well, it's back to work.
Me: Well, it isn't that bad, is it?
Hiei: hn.
Domon: yes it is.
Me: at least, you and Rain are together.
