Thanks to all my beloved reviewers! I'm over one hundred! This is just a little idea that popped into my head at

12:30 in the morning. Enjoy! @(^_^)@-- Clown face! Warning: Much more foul language than in past chapters!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the songs in here, InuYasha, or Yu Yu Hakusho.

"Hey Kagome! Pull over! There's a karaoke club over there!" Some unidentified person in the backseat

yelled at her. "Fine fine!" That said, she pulled the minivan over to the parking lot. They all walked in and sat at

the only empty table that was big enough. The owner of the club began speaking into the microphone as they all

settled in, "Hope everyone's in the mood for some singing today! We," he gestured over his shoulder to some

people hidden in the shadows, "Will be grabbing random people out of the crowd today!" Sango looked around

to see if there was anyone she knew, and sure enough, there was Inuyasha, kikyo, Miroku, and some stranger

dressed in all black sitting at one table. Luckily, there was no one else she recognized, so she decided it was all

safe.

The two guys that were previously in the shadows came forth, grabbed Inuyasha, and dragged him up to

the stage. When the owner showed him a list of songs he could pick from, he nearly ripped the man's head off.

"I REFUSE to sing any of these!" Inuyasha barked at him. "Very well, that means we pick for you! Seeing that

you look like a tough kind of guy, i think i know the perfect song..." The owner, whose name was George, chuckled

wickedly. He went to the karaoke machine, popped in a CD, and started laughing when he saw the look on

Inuyasha's face. Yep, he had picked the PERFECT song for Inuyasha. It was... The Bad Touch, by the Bloodhound

Gang! (A/n: I refuse to put the lyrics in here! for those of you who are curious, go to azlyrics . com or something!)

Inuyasha was crimson faced for the majority of the song, but he was (attempting) to sing to it. Everyone at

Kagome's table were banging their heads on the table, attempting not to burst out laughing.

The song finally ended, and Inuyasha ran back to the table, glaring at Miroku, who was laughing at him.

"OK! That was a very good show, wasn't it?" George asked, just recovered from hysterical laughter. "The next

person to sing, will be..." With a wave of his hand, George sent his 'lackeys' off to grab another person. They

walked up to some unknown person in the crowd, and dragged her to the stage. No one paid attention to her,

they were to busy laughing over Inuyasha's performance. Before they knew it, the song was over, and it was

Kurama's turn to be dragged up to the stage. He picked a song, deciding to not face the same humiliation

Inuyasha had to. Kagome was in a trance at the song. She knew what one it was, and once it reached the duo

part, she decided she would help him out.

~~Kurama's Song~~

And I would do anything for love

I'd run right into hell and back

I would do anything for love

I'll never lie to you and that's a fact

But I'll never forget

The way you feel right now

Oh no

No way

And i would do anything for love

But i won't do that

No I won't do that

And somedays it don't come easy

And somedays it don't come hard

And somedays it don't come at all

And these are the days that never end

Some nights are breathin' fire

And some nights are carved in ice

Some nights are like nothin' I've ever seen before or will again

And maybe I'm crazy

For it's crazy and it's true

And I know you can save me

And no one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turnin'

As long as the stars are burnin'

As long as your dreams are comin' true

You better believe it

And I would do anything for love

Oh I would do anything for love

I would do anything for love

Oh I would do anything for love

But I won't do that

No I won't do that

I would do anything for love

Anything you've been dreamin' of

But I just won't do that

I would do anything for love

Anything you've been dreamin' of

But I just won't do that

And some days I pray for silence

And some days I pray for soul

And some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock and roll

And maybe I'm lonely

And maybe that's all I'm qualified to be

There's just one and only

The one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turnin'

As long as the fires are burnin'

As long as your prayers are comin' true

You better believe it

And I would do anything for love

And you know it's true and that's a fact

I would do anything for love

And there'll never be no turnin' back

But I'll never do it better than I do it with you

So long

So long

And I would do anything for love

Oh I would do anything for love

I would do anything for love

But I won't do that

No, No, No I won't do that

~~With Kagome~~

Right before Kurama finished that last line of the song, Kagome jumped up and ran to the stage to sing the duo

part with him.

From this point on, if it says Kag: blah blah blah or Kur: blah blah blah, it means that is who is singing that part of

the song.

~~Back to the Song~~

Kag: Will you raise me up

Will you help me down

Will you get me right out of this god forsaken town

Will you make it all a little less cold

Kur: I can do that

Oh oh now I can do that

Kag: Will you give into every fantasy I got

Will you hose me down with holy water

If I get to hot (hot!)

Will you take me places I've never known

Kur: Now I can do that

Oh now I can do that

Kag: All the territory at the round

It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down

Sooner or later you'll be screwin' around

Kur: No I won't do that

No I won't do that

Anything for love...

But I won't

Do

That

Kurama bent down and kissed her as those last words left his mouth, and the crowd erupted into applause.

~~End Song~~

George came back to the stage, wiping tears from his eyes at the couple's beautiful performance. "Well, that was

truly touching... Would you two fetch the next singers?" He decided to have another pair come up, but this time it

wouldn't be a love song. Oh no, far from that. Sara and Sess were dragged up to the stage, shown the list, and

picked their song. There was just one small problem: it was techno, in other words, it had almost NO singing in it

whatsoever. When the gong went of for the song, Sango recognized it as the theme song for Mortal Kombat!

When the 'Choose your destiny' part was said, Sara and Sesshomaru moved into fighting stances. They eyed

eachother carefully, measuring their opponent. After a 20 second stare-down, the announcer in the song declared,

"Fight!" They did just that. Hiei was watching them, impressed at their speed. Sara dodged a low kick made by

Sess, leaped over his head, and swiped his feet out from under him. He twisted as he fell, grabbing her ankle,

causing her to fall with him. They lay like that for a few moments, leaped back up, and began fighting once again.

After a while of intense fighting, Sara had Sess on his back, her knee at his throat. At that moment, the song

reached its end, where there was the sound of panting. (The song, not them.) They stood up, wiped dust off

their clothes, and sat down at the table once more.

As always, Georgie boy came up to the stage. "That was a major turnaround from the last song, wasn't

it? Well, the next will be something the youngsters shouldn't hear!" The two guys came up and grabbed Sango

and Hiei. They picked their song out, and moved to the stage. (I'm warning you people- this part is rated 'R' for

extremely foul language. Since Hiei and Sango argue so much, I thought this would be the perfect song for them!

^.^) Once more, San: blah is Sango and Hie: blah is Hiei and (blah) is background.

~~Start song~~

San: Say what say what

Say what say what

Say what say what

Say what say what

(You kids better be nice...)

San: Boo...

I say what say what

Say what say what

Say what say what

(Their kids better be nice...)

San: Too bad i got your beans in my bag

You stuck up sucka

Corny motherfucker

Takin' over flows is the Limp, pimp

Need the Bizkit to save this group from Jon Davis

I'm gonna jump a little East Side skill

Ya best step back cause I'm a kill I'm a kill

So whatchya thinking Mr. raggedy man

Doin' all you can to look like raggedy Ann

Hie: Check you out punk

Yes I know you're feelin' tight

You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson videos

You little faggot

Hoe

Please give me some shit to wreck with

Cause right now I'm a real kid

Sick my dick kid

Like your daddy did

San: Who the fuck you think you're talkin' to

I'm not for eatin' little whiny chumps like you

All up in my face with that 'are you ready'

Pahaletosis

Is all you're rockin' steady

Ya little fairy

Smelling on your flowers

Nappy hairy chest

Look it's Austin Powers

I hear you're cheatin' on them bagpipes clad

But you said it best

There's no place to hide

Hie: What the fuck ya saying

You're a pimp whatever

Limp Dick

Fred Durst needs to rehearse

Needs to reverse

What he's saying

Wannabe funk joke is what you're playin'

Rippin' up a bad counterfeit

Fakin'

Plus your bills I'm payin'

You can't eat that shit everyday Fred...

(Lay off the bacon...)

San: Say what say what

You better watch your fuckin' mouth, Jon...

Hie: So you hate me

San: And I hate you

Hie: You know what you know what

Both: It's all in the family

Hie: I hate you

San: And you hate me

Hie: You know what you now what

Both: It's all in the family

Hie: Look at you

Fool

I'm gonna fuck you up

Twice

Throwing rhymes at me like

Oh shit all right

Vanilla Ice

You better run run while you can

You can never fuck me up

It's clikit

At least I got a original band

San: Who's hot

Who's not

You best step back

Korn on the cob

You need a new job

Tryin to take those mike skills

Back to the dentist

And by yourself a new grill

A pumpkin pie

I'll jack off in your eye

Climbin' Shoots and Ladders

While your ego shatters

But ya just can't get away

Cause it's doom day kid

It's doom day

Hie: So I hate you

San: And you hate me

Hie: You know what you know what

Both: It's all in the family

Hie: I hate you

San: And you hate me

Hie: You know what you know what

Both: It's all in the family

San: You call yourself a singer

You're more like Jerry Springer

Your favorite band is Winger

And all you eat is Zingers

You're like a Fruity Pebble

Your favorite flag is rebel

It's just too bad that you're a faggot on a lower level

Hie: So you're from Jacksonville

Kickin' it with Buffalo Bill

Gettin' butt-fucked by your Uncle Joe

While your sister's on her knees waitin' for your little peanut

San: Hey

Where'd you get that little dance?

Like them idiots in Waco

You're burnin up the bako

Where your father had your mother

Your mother had your brother

It's just too bad Your father's mad your mother's not your lover

Hie: Come on hillbilly

Can't you hoist to a fuckin' Willie

You overgrown self-employed

You sure do have a potty mouth

(A/n: WARNING! THE MOST FORCEFULLY 'R' RATED PART IS UP AHEAD! YOUNG CHILDREN LEAVE THE AREA!)

Hie: I hate you

San: And you hate me

Hie: You know what you know what

Both: It's all in the family

Hie: And I hate you

San: And you hate me

Hie: You know what you know what

Both: It's all in the family

Hie: And I love you

San: And I want you

Hie: And I'll suck you

San: And I'll fuck you

Hie: And I'll butt-fuck you

San: And I'll eat you

Hie: And I'll lick your little dick

Motherfucker...

San: Say what say... what?

~~End song~~

Good ol' George... comes back even after a performance like that! With numerous sweatdrops on his

head, he grabbed the microphone. "Well, I wasn't expecting them to pick THAT song... *dodges numerous rotten

tomatoes thrown at him* To make up for it, I brought Andrew W. K. and the cast of Jackass to have a second

wrap party!" Everyone inside the club ran outside, to see a huge group of people, a halfpipe, a midget, Butterbean,

and Andrew W. K. Kagome and everyone else noticed that it was getting more than wild, so the piled into the car

and set out for her house. Meanwhile, kikyo (I've decided to refuse to capitalize her name ^_^) and Inuyasha were

standing by the halfpipe when someone jumped off the side of if and landed right on top of them. Then Butterbean

ran over, lifted all three of them up, and chucked them into the pool. Back to the car, Sess' favorite song came on,

and he began singing to it. Kagome almost managed to get them in a car crash listening to his beautiful voice. It

was I'd Do Anything, by Simple Plan. Soon, Kurama joined in, and all the girls in the car would swear they were in

Heaven listening to them.

`~` `~` `~` `~` `~`

And so ends chapter 11! And I'm sorry I couldn't do a big thing with Sess singing a romance song and

having people swarm him, eventually ripping his shirt off, but... (snaps out of that train of thought) Heh heh...

there's always next chapter! Thanks to everyone who gave me ideas, and it's kinda ironic i started this chapter

before I checked my reviews, and eris suggested almost this same idea! I was shocked...