Thanks to all my beloved reviewers! I'm over one hundred! This is just a little idea that popped into my head at
12:30 in the morning. Enjoy! @(^_^)@-- Clown face! Warning: Much more foul language than in past chapters!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the songs in here, InuYasha, or Yu Yu Hakusho.
"Hey Kagome! Pull over! There's a karaoke club over there!" Some unidentified person in the backseat
yelled at her. "Fine fine!" That said, she pulled the minivan over to the parking lot. They all walked in and sat at
the only empty table that was big enough. The owner of the club began speaking into the microphone as they all
settled in, "Hope everyone's in the mood for some singing today! We," he gestured over his shoulder to some
people hidden in the shadows, "Will be grabbing random people out of the crowd today!" Sango looked around
to see if there was anyone she knew, and sure enough, there was Inuyasha, kikyo, Miroku, and some stranger
dressed in all black sitting at one table. Luckily, there was no one else she recognized, so she decided it was all
safe.
The two guys that were previously in the shadows came forth, grabbed Inuyasha, and dragged him up to
the stage. When the owner showed him a list of songs he could pick from, he nearly ripped the man's head off.
"I REFUSE to sing any of these!" Inuyasha barked at him. "Very well, that means we pick for you! Seeing that
you look like a tough kind of guy, i think i know the perfect song..." The owner, whose name was George, chuckled
wickedly. He went to the karaoke machine, popped in a CD, and started laughing when he saw the look on
Inuyasha's face. Yep, he had picked the PERFECT song for Inuyasha. It was... The Bad Touch, by the Bloodhound
Gang! (A/n: I refuse to put the lyrics in here! for those of you who are curious, go to azlyrics . com or something!)
Inuyasha was crimson faced for the majority of the song, but he was (attempting) to sing to it. Everyone at
Kagome's table were banging their heads on the table, attempting not to burst out laughing.
The song finally ended, and Inuyasha ran back to the table, glaring at Miroku, who was laughing at him.
"OK! That was a very good show, wasn't it?" George asked, just recovered from hysterical laughter. "The next
person to sing, will be..." With a wave of his hand, George sent his 'lackeys' off to grab another person. They
walked up to some unknown person in the crowd, and dragged her to the stage. No one paid attention to her,
they were to busy laughing over Inuyasha's performance. Before they knew it, the song was over, and it was
Kurama's turn to be dragged up to the stage. He picked a song, deciding to not face the same humiliation
Inuyasha had to. Kagome was in a trance at the song. She knew what one it was, and once it reached the duo
part, she decided she would help him out.
~~Kurama's Song~~
And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'll never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget
The way you feel right now
Oh no
No way
And i would do anything for love
But i won't do that
No I won't do that
And somedays it don't come easy
And somedays it don't come hard
And somedays it don't come at all
And these are the days that never end
Some nights are breathin' fire
And some nights are carved in ice
Some nights are like nothin' I've ever seen before or will again
And maybe I'm crazy
For it's crazy and it's true
And I know you can save me
And no one else can save me now but you
As long as the planets are turnin'
As long as the stars are burnin'
As long as your dreams are comin' true
You better believe it
And I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No I won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreamin' of
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreamin' of
But I just won't do that
And some days I pray for silence
And some days I pray for soul
And some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock and roll
And maybe I'm lonely
And maybe that's all I'm qualified to be
There's just one and only
The one and only promise I can keep
As long as the wheels are turnin'
As long as the fires are burnin'
As long as your prayers are comin' true
You better believe it
And I would do anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love
And there'll never be no turnin' back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you
So long
So long
And I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No, No, No I won't do that
~~With Kagome~~
Right before Kurama finished that last line of the song, Kagome jumped up and ran to the stage to sing the duo
part with him.
From this point on, if it says Kag: blah blah blah or Kur: blah blah blah, it means that is who is singing that part of
the song.
~~Back to the Song~~
Kag: Will you raise me up
Will you help me down
Will you get me right out of this god forsaken town
Will you make it all a little less cold
Kur: I can do that
Oh oh now I can do that
Kag: Will you give into every fantasy I got
Will you hose me down with holy water
If I get to hot (hot!)
Will you take me places I've never known
Kur: Now I can do that
Oh now I can do that
Kag: All the territory at the round
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwin' around
Kur: No I won't do that
No I won't do that
Anything for love...
But I won't
Do
That
Kurama bent down and kissed her as those last words left his mouth, and the crowd erupted into applause.
~~End Song~~
George came back to the stage, wiping tears from his eyes at the couple's beautiful performance. "Well, that was
truly touching... Would you two fetch the next singers?" He decided to have another pair come up, but this time it
wouldn't be a love song. Oh no, far from that. Sara and Sess were dragged up to the stage, shown the list, and
picked their song. There was just one small problem: it was techno, in other words, it had almost NO singing in it
whatsoever. When the gong went of for the song, Sango recognized it as the theme song for Mortal Kombat!
When the 'Choose your destiny' part was said, Sara and Sesshomaru moved into fighting stances. They eyed
eachother carefully, measuring their opponent. After a 20 second stare-down, the announcer in the song declared,
"Fight!" They did just that. Hiei was watching them, impressed at their speed. Sara dodged a low kick made by
Sess, leaped over his head, and swiped his feet out from under him. He twisted as he fell, grabbing her ankle,
causing her to fall with him. They lay like that for a few moments, leaped back up, and began fighting once again.
After a while of intense fighting, Sara had Sess on his back, her knee at his throat. At that moment, the song
reached its end, where there was the sound of panting. (The song, not them.) They stood up, wiped dust off
their clothes, and sat down at the table once more.
As always, Georgie boy came up to the stage. "That was a major turnaround from the last song, wasn't
it? Well, the next will be something the youngsters shouldn't hear!" The two guys came up and grabbed Sango
and Hiei. They picked their song out, and moved to the stage. (I'm warning you people- this part is rated 'R' for
extremely foul language. Since Hiei and Sango argue so much, I thought this would be the perfect song for them!
^.^) Once more, San: blah is Sango and Hie: blah is Hiei and (blah) is background.
~~Start song~~
San: Say what say what
Say what say what
Say what say what
Say what say what
(You kids better be nice...)
San: Boo...
I say what say what
Say what say what
Say what say what
(Their kids better be nice...)
San: Too bad i got your beans in my bag
You stuck up sucka
Corny motherfucker
Takin' over flows is the Limp, pimp
Need the Bizkit to save this group from Jon Davis
I'm gonna jump a little East Side skill
Ya best step back cause I'm a kill I'm a kill
So whatchya thinking Mr. raggedy man
Doin' all you can to look like raggedy Ann
Hie: Check you out punk
Yes I know you're feelin' tight
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson videos
You little faggot
Hoe
Please give me some shit to wreck with
Cause right now I'm a real kid
Sick my dick kid
Like your daddy did
San: Who the fuck you think you're talkin' to
I'm not for eatin' little whiny chumps like you
All up in my face with that 'are you ready'
Pahaletosis
Is all you're rockin' steady
Ya little fairy
Smelling on your flowers
Nappy hairy chest
Look it's Austin Powers
I hear you're cheatin' on them bagpipes clad
But you said it best
There's no place to hide
Hie: What the fuck ya saying
You're a pimp whatever
Limp Dick
Fred Durst needs to rehearse
Needs to reverse
What he's saying
Wannabe funk joke is what you're playin'
Rippin' up a bad counterfeit
Fakin'
Plus your bills I'm payin'
You can't eat that shit everyday Fred...
(Lay off the bacon...)
San: Say what say what
You better watch your fuckin' mouth, Jon...
Hie: So you hate me
San: And I hate you
Hie: You know what you know what
Both: It's all in the family
Hie: I hate you
San: And you hate me
Hie: You know what you now what
Both: It's all in the family
Hie: Look at you
Fool
I'm gonna fuck you up
Twice
Throwing rhymes at me like
Oh shit all right
Vanilla Ice
You better run run while you can
You can never fuck me up
It's clikit
At least I got a original band
San: Who's hot
Who's not
You best step back
Korn on the cob
You need a new job
Tryin to take those mike skills
Back to the dentist
And by yourself a new grill
A pumpkin pie
I'll jack off in your eye
Climbin' Shoots and Ladders
While your ego shatters
But ya just can't get away
Cause it's doom day kid
It's doom day
Hie: So I hate you
San: And you hate me
Hie: You know what you know what
Both: It's all in the family
Hie: I hate you
San: And you hate me
Hie: You know what you know what
Both: It's all in the family
San: You call yourself a singer
You're more like Jerry Springer
Your favorite band is Winger
And all you eat is Zingers
You're like a Fruity Pebble
Your favorite flag is rebel
It's just too bad that you're a faggot on a lower level
Hie: So you're from Jacksonville
Kickin' it with Buffalo Bill
Gettin' butt-fucked by your Uncle Joe
While your sister's on her knees waitin' for your little peanut
San: Hey
Where'd you get that little dance?
Like them idiots in Waco
You're burnin up the bako
Where your father had your mother
Your mother had your brother
It's just too bad Your father's mad your mother's not your lover
Hie: Come on hillbilly
Can't you hoist to a fuckin' Willie
You overgrown self-employed
You sure do have a potty mouth
(A/n: WARNING! THE MOST FORCEFULLY 'R' RATED PART IS UP AHEAD! YOUNG CHILDREN LEAVE THE AREA!)
Hie: I hate you
San: And you hate me
Hie: You know what you know what
Both: It's all in the family
Hie: And I hate you
San: And you hate me
Hie: You know what you know what
Both: It's all in the family
Hie: And I love you
San: And I want you
Hie: And I'll suck you
San: And I'll fuck you
Hie: And I'll butt-fuck you
San: And I'll eat you
Hie: And I'll lick your little dick
Motherfucker...
San: Say what say... what?
~~End song~~
Good ol' George... comes back even after a performance like that! With numerous sweatdrops on his
head, he grabbed the microphone. "Well, I wasn't expecting them to pick THAT song... *dodges numerous rotten
tomatoes thrown at him* To make up for it, I brought Andrew W. K. and the cast of Jackass to have a second
wrap party!" Everyone inside the club ran outside, to see a huge group of people, a halfpipe, a midget, Butterbean,
and Andrew W. K. Kagome and everyone else noticed that it was getting more than wild, so the piled into the car
and set out for her house. Meanwhile, kikyo (I've decided to refuse to capitalize her name ^_^) and Inuyasha were
standing by the halfpipe when someone jumped off the side of if and landed right on top of them. Then Butterbean
ran over, lifted all three of them up, and chucked them into the pool. Back to the car, Sess' favorite song came on,
and he began singing to it. Kagome almost managed to get them in a car crash listening to his beautiful voice. It
was I'd Do Anything, by Simple Plan. Soon, Kurama joined in, and all the girls in the car would swear they were in
Heaven listening to them.
`~` `~` `~` `~` `~`
And so ends chapter 11! And I'm sorry I couldn't do a big thing with Sess singing a romance song and
having people swarm him, eventually ripping his shirt off, but... (snaps out of that train of thought) Heh heh...
there's always next chapter! Thanks to everyone who gave me ideas, and it's kinda ironic i started this chapter
before I checked my reviews, and eris suggested almost this same idea! I was shocked...
12:30 in the morning. Enjoy! @(^_^)@-- Clown face! Warning: Much more foul language than in past chapters!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the songs in here, InuYasha, or Yu Yu Hakusho.
"Hey Kagome! Pull over! There's a karaoke club over there!" Some unidentified person in the backseat
yelled at her. "Fine fine!" That said, she pulled the minivan over to the parking lot. They all walked in and sat at
the only empty table that was big enough. The owner of the club began speaking into the microphone as they all
settled in, "Hope everyone's in the mood for some singing today! We," he gestured over his shoulder to some
people hidden in the shadows, "Will be grabbing random people out of the crowd today!" Sango looked around
to see if there was anyone she knew, and sure enough, there was Inuyasha, kikyo, Miroku, and some stranger
dressed in all black sitting at one table. Luckily, there was no one else she recognized, so she decided it was all
safe.
The two guys that were previously in the shadows came forth, grabbed Inuyasha, and dragged him up to
the stage. When the owner showed him a list of songs he could pick from, he nearly ripped the man's head off.
"I REFUSE to sing any of these!" Inuyasha barked at him. "Very well, that means we pick for you! Seeing that
you look like a tough kind of guy, i think i know the perfect song..." The owner, whose name was George, chuckled
wickedly. He went to the karaoke machine, popped in a CD, and started laughing when he saw the look on
Inuyasha's face. Yep, he had picked the PERFECT song for Inuyasha. It was... The Bad Touch, by the Bloodhound
Gang! (A/n: I refuse to put the lyrics in here! for those of you who are curious, go to azlyrics . com or something!)
Inuyasha was crimson faced for the majority of the song, but he was (attempting) to sing to it. Everyone at
Kagome's table were banging their heads on the table, attempting not to burst out laughing.
The song finally ended, and Inuyasha ran back to the table, glaring at Miroku, who was laughing at him.
"OK! That was a very good show, wasn't it?" George asked, just recovered from hysterical laughter. "The next
person to sing, will be..." With a wave of his hand, George sent his 'lackeys' off to grab another person. They
walked up to some unknown person in the crowd, and dragged her to the stage. No one paid attention to her,
they were to busy laughing over Inuyasha's performance. Before they knew it, the song was over, and it was
Kurama's turn to be dragged up to the stage. He picked a song, deciding to not face the same humiliation
Inuyasha had to. Kagome was in a trance at the song. She knew what one it was, and once it reached the duo
part, she decided she would help him out.
~~Kurama's Song~~
And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'll never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget
The way you feel right now
Oh no
No way
And i would do anything for love
But i won't do that
No I won't do that
And somedays it don't come easy
And somedays it don't come hard
And somedays it don't come at all
And these are the days that never end
Some nights are breathin' fire
And some nights are carved in ice
Some nights are like nothin' I've ever seen before or will again
And maybe I'm crazy
For it's crazy and it's true
And I know you can save me
And no one else can save me now but you
As long as the planets are turnin'
As long as the stars are burnin'
As long as your dreams are comin' true
You better believe it
And I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No I won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreamin' of
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreamin' of
But I just won't do that
And some days I pray for silence
And some days I pray for soul
And some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock and roll
And maybe I'm lonely
And maybe that's all I'm qualified to be
There's just one and only
The one and only promise I can keep
As long as the wheels are turnin'
As long as the fires are burnin'
As long as your prayers are comin' true
You better believe it
And I would do anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love
And there'll never be no turnin' back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you
So long
So long
And I would do anything for love
Oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
No, No, No I won't do that
~~With Kagome~~
Right before Kurama finished that last line of the song, Kagome jumped up and ran to the stage to sing the duo
part with him.
From this point on, if it says Kag: blah blah blah or Kur: blah blah blah, it means that is who is singing that part of
the song.
~~Back to the Song~~
Kag: Will you raise me up
Will you help me down
Will you get me right out of this god forsaken town
Will you make it all a little less cold
Kur: I can do that
Oh oh now I can do that
Kag: Will you give into every fantasy I got
Will you hose me down with holy water
If I get to hot (hot!)
Will you take me places I've never known
Kur: Now I can do that
Oh now I can do that
Kag: All the territory at the round
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwin' around
Kur: No I won't do that
No I won't do that
Anything for love...
But I won't
Do
That
Kurama bent down and kissed her as those last words left his mouth, and the crowd erupted into applause.
~~End Song~~
George came back to the stage, wiping tears from his eyes at the couple's beautiful performance. "Well, that was
truly touching... Would you two fetch the next singers?" He decided to have another pair come up, but this time it
wouldn't be a love song. Oh no, far from that. Sara and Sess were dragged up to the stage, shown the list, and
picked their song. There was just one small problem: it was techno, in other words, it had almost NO singing in it
whatsoever. When the gong went of for the song, Sango recognized it as the theme song for Mortal Kombat!
When the 'Choose your destiny' part was said, Sara and Sesshomaru moved into fighting stances. They eyed
eachother carefully, measuring their opponent. After a 20 second stare-down, the announcer in the song declared,
"Fight!" They did just that. Hiei was watching them, impressed at their speed. Sara dodged a low kick made by
Sess, leaped over his head, and swiped his feet out from under him. He twisted as he fell, grabbing her ankle,
causing her to fall with him. They lay like that for a few moments, leaped back up, and began fighting once again.
After a while of intense fighting, Sara had Sess on his back, her knee at his throat. At that moment, the song
reached its end, where there was the sound of panting. (The song, not them.) They stood up, wiped dust off
their clothes, and sat down at the table once more.
As always, Georgie boy came up to the stage. "That was a major turnaround from the last song, wasn't
it? Well, the next will be something the youngsters shouldn't hear!" The two guys came up and grabbed Sango
and Hiei. They picked their song out, and moved to the stage. (I'm warning you people- this part is rated 'R' for
extremely foul language. Since Hiei and Sango argue so much, I thought this would be the perfect song for them!
^.^) Once more, San: blah is Sango and Hie: blah is Hiei and (blah) is background.
~~Start song~~
San: Say what say what
Say what say what
Say what say what
Say what say what
(You kids better be nice...)
San: Boo...
I say what say what
Say what say what
Say what say what
(Their kids better be nice...)
San: Too bad i got your beans in my bag
You stuck up sucka
Corny motherfucker
Takin' over flows is the Limp, pimp
Need the Bizkit to save this group from Jon Davis
I'm gonna jump a little East Side skill
Ya best step back cause I'm a kill I'm a kill
So whatchya thinking Mr. raggedy man
Doin' all you can to look like raggedy Ann
Hie: Check you out punk
Yes I know you're feelin' tight
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson videos
You little faggot
Hoe
Please give me some shit to wreck with
Cause right now I'm a real kid
Sick my dick kid
Like your daddy did
San: Who the fuck you think you're talkin' to
I'm not for eatin' little whiny chumps like you
All up in my face with that 'are you ready'
Pahaletosis
Is all you're rockin' steady
Ya little fairy
Smelling on your flowers
Nappy hairy chest
Look it's Austin Powers
I hear you're cheatin' on them bagpipes clad
But you said it best
There's no place to hide
Hie: What the fuck ya saying
You're a pimp whatever
Limp Dick
Fred Durst needs to rehearse
Needs to reverse
What he's saying
Wannabe funk joke is what you're playin'
Rippin' up a bad counterfeit
Fakin'
Plus your bills I'm payin'
You can't eat that shit everyday Fred...
(Lay off the bacon...)
San: Say what say what
You better watch your fuckin' mouth, Jon...
Hie: So you hate me
San: And I hate you
Hie: You know what you know what
Both: It's all in the family
Hie: I hate you
San: And you hate me
Hie: You know what you now what
Both: It's all in the family
Hie: Look at you
Fool
I'm gonna fuck you up
Twice
Throwing rhymes at me like
Oh shit all right
Vanilla Ice
You better run run while you can
You can never fuck me up
It's clikit
At least I got a original band
San: Who's hot
Who's not
You best step back
Korn on the cob
You need a new job
Tryin to take those mike skills
Back to the dentist
And by yourself a new grill
A pumpkin pie
I'll jack off in your eye
Climbin' Shoots and Ladders
While your ego shatters
But ya just can't get away
Cause it's doom day kid
It's doom day
Hie: So I hate you
San: And you hate me
Hie: You know what you know what
Both: It's all in the family
Hie: I hate you
San: And you hate me
Hie: You know what you know what
Both: It's all in the family
San: You call yourself a singer
You're more like Jerry Springer
Your favorite band is Winger
And all you eat is Zingers
You're like a Fruity Pebble
Your favorite flag is rebel
It's just too bad that you're a faggot on a lower level
Hie: So you're from Jacksonville
Kickin' it with Buffalo Bill
Gettin' butt-fucked by your Uncle Joe
While your sister's on her knees waitin' for your little peanut
San: Hey
Where'd you get that little dance?
Like them idiots in Waco
You're burnin up the bako
Where your father had your mother
Your mother had your brother
It's just too bad Your father's mad your mother's not your lover
Hie: Come on hillbilly
Can't you hoist to a fuckin' Willie
You overgrown self-employed
You sure do have a potty mouth
(A/n: WARNING! THE MOST FORCEFULLY 'R' RATED PART IS UP AHEAD! YOUNG CHILDREN LEAVE THE AREA!)
Hie: I hate you
San: And you hate me
Hie: You know what you know what
Both: It's all in the family
Hie: And I hate you
San: And you hate me
Hie: You know what you know what
Both: It's all in the family
Hie: And I love you
San: And I want you
Hie: And I'll suck you
San: And I'll fuck you
Hie: And I'll butt-fuck you
San: And I'll eat you
Hie: And I'll lick your little dick
Motherfucker...
San: Say what say... what?
~~End song~~
Good ol' George... comes back even after a performance like that! With numerous sweatdrops on his
head, he grabbed the microphone. "Well, I wasn't expecting them to pick THAT song... *dodges numerous rotten
tomatoes thrown at him* To make up for it, I brought Andrew W. K. and the cast of Jackass to have a second
wrap party!" Everyone inside the club ran outside, to see a huge group of people, a halfpipe, a midget, Butterbean,
and Andrew W. K. Kagome and everyone else noticed that it was getting more than wild, so the piled into the car
and set out for her house. Meanwhile, kikyo (I've decided to refuse to capitalize her name ^_^) and Inuyasha were
standing by the halfpipe when someone jumped off the side of if and landed right on top of them. Then Butterbean
ran over, lifted all three of them up, and chucked them into the pool. Back to the car, Sess' favorite song came on,
and he began singing to it. Kagome almost managed to get them in a car crash listening to his beautiful voice. It
was I'd Do Anything, by Simple Plan. Soon, Kurama joined in, and all the girls in the car would swear they were in
Heaven listening to them.
`~` `~` `~` `~` `~`
And so ends chapter 11! And I'm sorry I couldn't do a big thing with Sess singing a romance song and
having people swarm him, eventually ripping his shirt off, but... (snaps out of that train of thought) Heh heh...
there's always next chapter! Thanks to everyone who gave me ideas, and it's kinda ironic i started this chapter
before I checked my reviews, and eris suggested almost this same idea! I was shocked...
