"Hello everyone out there," Rizza waved. "First off we'd – um, Mish, what the heck are you doing?" She turned to see her fellow Authoress bouncing around on a pogo stick. "Stop that!"
"But it's soooooo fun!" Mish giggled bouncing away.
"No stop it!" Rizza snapped. "We have to do the disclaimers!" Mish bounced over to Rizza loosing control and crashed into her sending them both to the ground. "That's it! No more pogo! Bad pogo! Pogo a no-go!"
Mish stood uptossing the pogo to the side, "Alright, so let's do this disclaimer. We don't own Inuyasha or its characters."
"But why do we have them tied up in base-" Rizza's revelation was cut off by Mish's hand clamped over her mouth.
"Enjoy the fic!" Mish cheered. Rizza held up a sign that read Reviews! Please!
"Niyomi, are you sure the map says that the counselor's office is this way?" The taller girl turned to her friend who was studying a map intently. "Ni?
"You don't know do you?" she asked again
"Uh, uh, uh..." WHACK! "I don't think maps are USED for attacking people."
Her friend blinked feigning innocence, "Ooh did I just do that? I thought there was a fly on your head." She laughed a little smacking her friend again.
"OUCH!" the smaller girl squeaked.
"Darn it I eh.... uh... Missed it AGAIN!" Obviously, she did not see a fly. After circling the school they finally made it to their destination.
Niyomi squealed as their feet drug on the ground with weariness. "OHHH AMA-CHAN! I think I see it!"
"Stop saying Ama CHAN," the girl corrected rolling her eyes. "Unless you need a reminder of my height over you. Finally. I'm exhausted, stupid layout of the school forcing ridiculous amounts of walking..."
"I know, gosh my hair! Its so flat!" she said while tossing her hair to one side "but at least we made it here, c'mon lets go... or I think I'll die from dehydration" Niyomi said while getting a head start.
Taking a deep breath before trotting after her friend she thought, "I wonder why there aren't any other students in the halls?" She finally caught up with her hyperactive pal and the two made their way to the counseling office where a young man was stapling a paper repeatedly out of boredom.
Niyomi stepped in front of her friend to take a good look. The young man had black hair that trail down to a ponytail and deep gray eyes. After a few she felt a tap on her shoulder she was so busy in her "dream world" that she didn't notice the young man move. "Uh nice...world..." she mutter under her breath while she felt another tap that awoke her. "WHAT!" she screamed but to only notice that the young man she was staring was right in front of her!
"Hello there," he smiled at her. "And how may I help a fine young lady like yourself?"
Ama leaned over to her friend whispering, "Is he a teacher?"
"My name's Miroku, I TA in the office."
Miroku could not believe his luck. Just when he thought he would die of boredom, two lovely young girls graced his presence. The shorter one seemed confused by his forwardness, but the other merely hung back watching the scene play out. When the silence hung long enough between them, the girl said, "We need to get our class schedules, besides we're new here."
"Miroku?" an old slightly cracked voice called out. The young man spun around looking guilty. Out of one of the back rooms, an elderly woman walked out glaring at him. "Can't you just give them their schedules without hitting on them?"
He smirked at her and laughed, "Come on Ms Kaede! I was just kidding you know, besides how could one not lavish affection on such beauties?"
"Shut it." The older woman turned to the two girls and smiled gently. "Amaterasu Gakido and Niyomi Matsuwa, I'm Ms. Kaede one of the teachers here. I have your schedules on the desk here. Perhaps you could show them around Miroku?" Niyomi made faces as the woman spoke muttering about icky old people, but Ama smiled politely and thanked her just as politely. She liked the old woman; she seemed very stern, but still able to hang with the students.
"I'd be happy to," Miroku smiled. "If you will follow me ladies."
Ama raised an eyebrow as he led the way, "Niyo? Does he seem a little–"
"He's cute, but a perv!" Niyomi giggled.
"Oh good, it's not just me then," Ama sighed following. He led them around pointing out what seemed to be very odd locations.
"Here's the janitor's closet," he winked gesturing to it. "And over there behind the building is a nice little spot." Niyomi stared at him confused, but Ama crossed her arms a little displeased by the implied tone. "Ooh, then there's this really good spot behind the N building, NOBODY goes over there."
"Miroku?" Ama asked stopping him. "Why exactly are you showing us make out spots around the school?" Her friend looked up at her with confusion.
"So is THAT was he was doing?" she asked scratching her head. Miroku smiled sheepishly as Ama rolled her eyes and rubbed her temples with one hand. She had a feeling this would be a long day. "You may be cute, but don't push it!"
"Niyomi!" Ama gasped. She herself could never have said that, but it was still a bit of a shock. "Forget it. Why don't you show us some classrooms or the football field or something Miroku?"
He thought about it and laughed, "Oh right! Speaking of which, I think the soccer team is practicing there now! I'd be happy to show you!" Ama exchanged looks with Niyomi and both shrugged following him.
"And this ladies is our lovely soccer... where your handsome tour guide ME! And also the Best PLAYER EVER! Plays." Miroku said striking different modeling positions, until a random boy came and tapped him making everyone turn their heads.
"Uh Miroku I thought you were just the water boy?"
"AM NOT! I'm the co-captain" he said matter of factly.
"Same difference..." the boy said walking away coolly.
"Aw," Niyomi giggled, "he's a water boy!"
Ama cleared her throat grabbing the ego-bruised boy's attention. "So, where IS the soccer team?"
Then all of a sudden "DOG SHIT I DON'T CARE ITS MY CHOICE!" a girl yelled from above.
"SHUT UP YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEAD ACHE BITCH!" the white haired half demon tried to say calmly but with no success.
"DONT CALL ME A BITCH JERK!" Kagome roared.
"FUCK THIS IM OUT" he said while getting up.
"Ohhh nooo we're not done arguing you...you…you…SIT!" *THUD* He cringed as he was slammed into the bleachers from the forceful pull of his necklace. With that Kagome pulled on Inuyasha's hair
Miroku looked up at the shouting, Ama tilted her head to the bleachers above as well, and Niyomi looked down. After catching this, Ama took hold of the back of the girl's head, and turned it skyward. "Oh!"
When Kagome finally noticed the great amount of eyes peering at her, she struck an innocent pose. "Uh wonder... how…that happened!"
The trio finally made it up to the top of the bleachers when the unconscious Inuyasha started to get up "WHAT WAS THAT FOR Bi..." his head started spinning. Since when where there three Kagome's? When his vision came back, he found his target, and started his rage once more. "YOU WENCH!" That was when he noticed that everyone had eyes on him.
"Inuyasha," his dark haired friend coughed. "This is Amaterasu Gakido and Niyomi Matsuwa. They're eh, new here," he added with an evil smirk.
"Don't even think about it MONK," a voice came from the back. Miroku's smile brightened at the dark haired girl approaching. Niyomi noticed the clothes she was wearing belonged to the girl's soccer team, so it was a bit girlier than Inuyasha's.
Amaterasu noticed she wore a scowl on her face. She crossed her arms thinking, "I would too if I hung around Miroku long enough."
"Oh my dearest Sango, what seems to upset my sweet gentle lily?" Miroku asked sweetly turning to her.
"Heh, HER? Sweet?" Inuyasha said while laughing on the floor. When they all finally calmed down and got their introductions out of the way things mellowed out amongst the teens. Niyomi was glad that Ama seemed to be enjoying herself slightly at the antics the group of friends went through. Amaterasu was trying to hold back any sarcastic comments about the strange foursome.
*BAM* "Uh…watch out?" said the owner of the soccer ball that happened to be planted in poor Inuyasha's face. Ama stood looking down onto the field to get a better look at the offender. He was a tall boy with his hair pulled into a loose ponytail similar to Sango's. He too wore a soccer uniform, which explained the ball attached to Inuyasha's face. A cocky grin planted on his face, Ama assumed the collision was on purpose.
Both Sango and Miroku let out sighs, warnings of the impending argument both knew would follow. "Here we go again," Sango sighed.
"Do things like this happen often?" Ama asked sitting next to her.
"And it will only get worse," she explained. While Inuyasha yelled out swears, Miroku tried to pry off the ball.
"Oh I guess that's my ball isn't it mutt?" said the boy coming up towards the bleachers. When Inuyasha heard those words, the ball and Miroku went flying off. Miroku landed roughly by Ama who helped him to a seat.
"WHAT? You want to start something lowlife!" Inuyasha snapped while holding his beach ball sized lump.
"Ooh, I'm so scared…" Kouga shrugged letting pass like it was nothing. The ball rolled along the bleachers towards Ama, who stopped it with her foot before it could fall to the ground. She picked it up, inspecting it, and let it rest in her lap.
"Inuyasha I don't think you want to spend another detention with that hag Mrs. Kaede, so let it go," Kagome said while taking her seat. Kouga's face fell at her words and he balled his fists.
"Kagome what are you doing defending that dog shit for?" he shouted.
"Leave her alone!" Inuyasha yelled jumping to the teen girl's side.
"GET AWAY FROM MY WOMAN!"
"SHE'S NOT YOURS!"
"Why do you care huh mutt?" Kouga asked raising a brow.
After a long pause he answered, "Feh."
"Wow, superb comeback genius," the wolf demon laughed.
"SHUT UP!" a new feminine voice butted in. "I'm not your woman and we all know Inuyasha isn't smart, so let it be!" The three started into another argument, Kouga still standing at the beginning of the bleachers.
Sango watched as Amaterasu rose to her feet, pulled on her beanie, rested with ball in hand. Calmly, she dropkicked it sending it hurling into the sky. It lightly bounced off Kouga's head before landing in the goal's net. Kouga blinked a few times in shock, and then fell over. "Oh my god!" Ama gasped.
"Heh fur ball got what he deserved!" Inuyasha laughed. Ama and Sango both rushed down to the end bleachers to Kouga's side. Ama knelt down gently checking his head.
"Are you alright? Can you hear me at all?" She bit her lip; her first day and she knocked someone unconscious! "Oh great. Please wake up?"
"Ama?" Sango asked. "Where did your friend Niyomi go?"
"Whoever freaking hit me with the ball is going to hell in five seconds!" Kouga growled regaining consciousness. All of a sudden he heard a repetition of shocked gibberish.
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygodphmygod!"
"I know I'm a vision of perfection, but I'm not no god!" Kouga said rubbing his eyes and sitting up.
"Don't flatter yourself caveman…you're nowhere near being God…" Inuyasha's voice caught the wolf demon's attention and he opened his eyes seeing him cross his arms.
"Why you dog shit!" Kouga snapped shooting up like a rocket.
"If you were a god, you'd be the god of dirt…feh! Not even dirt is as low as you." Inuyasha smiled at his smooth comment.
Kouga jumped up standing on his bed with rage. "Watch your mouth dog breath!"
"I see I didn't hit you THAT hard," a girl's voice scoffed.
Kouga spun around confused seeing a girl sitting near his bed. His eyes went wide as he though, "I didn't see HER before." He flopped onto his stomach like a fallen angle. She was wonderful; her eyes were beautiful, her smile was perfect, even her beanie was cute! He smiled at her, head resting in his hands and watched her with a dreamy look in his eyes.
"Inuyasha don't you have class?" she asked pulling a book from her bag.
"Don't you?" he retorted.
"I'm new, I have an excuse." He growled his face turning red.
"I'm really sorry I hit you."
"No problem," the boy on the bed smiled. He was pretty cheerful for someone who got hit with a soccer ball; a much better reaction that Inuyasha's. There were a few minutes of silence between us as I worked on my math homework. I looked up to see if he had fallen asleep, but he was staring at me wide-awake. He was a little cute I suppose, staring up at me with those puppy dog brown eyes. He looked like a puppy too, with a fluffy tail and…wait, tail? Oh god! He does have a tail! Does that mean he's a canine demon?
Ama stop staring! Turn away. Ok, on 3…1…2…aw, but that smile is so sweet. Wait, he's STILL staring at me. Did he even blink? I'm going back to the homework. Maybe he'll realize I'm ignoring him and he'll stop. He's still staring at me. What if I can mentally force him to stop; Stop it! Nope. Back to the math then. Wait one second; I haven't even done any work! I just doodled those little dogs I like so much. I wonder what he would look like as a wolf?
"What are you doing?" She jumped at the sound of his voice.
"Math," she coughed smoothing out her skirt.
"Does all of your math have wolves on it?" She peered up seeing him looking over her shoulder. "You know, if you're bored, you should have just asked me out."
She laughed a bit, "I draw other stuff too I – what?"
"Aw come on," he chuckled, "you know you want me." He struck a pose and light shone on him from behind.
"What the? A light?" she gasped. Looking behind him, she spotted Inuyasha opening the blinds. "Inuyasha!"
She shot up closing the blinds again. Kouga pouted at her, "Did you have to kill the special effects?" She nodded. "Seriously, go out with me."
"Well," she blushed looking down. "I barely know you; we don't even know each other's name! I'll have to think about it." With that, she left the room leaving the demon boys behind. After a moment she came back. Kouga looked hopeful holding his arms out for a hug. "Sorry, I forgot my math book."
"Hey wait!" he called as she left. "You forgot your wolf!"
"I said I'd think about it!" she answered rushing to class.
Kouga turned to Inuyasha showing him the math paper. "I meant her homework."
